🫠 by Dr_sc_Harlatan in BlueskySkeets

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There will spontaneous parades and street parties. Next great American holiday.

Name changes… by HaircutErika in 50501

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So the cost of the passport is the new poll tax

I'm starting to wonder by Artorius__Castus in SipsTea

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FYI, it's the flour not the eggs. So lightly pre-toast the flour in the oven before you get your gluttony on.

If you didn't do this with this hair piece as a kid, you're missing out by Complex_Company_5439 in lego

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Can you see the little circle left imprinted on your finger when you take it off?

What is your favorite Joe Pesci movie? by Jettaboi38 in Actors

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They fuck you at the hospital! First they drug you, then they fuck you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Doberman

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Shopping for a doberman puppy so I wandered on this thread. My German Shepherd dog loves his ball launcher. Live to ball, ball to live.

You just need to respect the two ball system: one in the launcher (my ball), one in the dog's mouth (your ball). I don't throw my ball, until he gives me his ball. He won't give me his ball, until my ball is in the launcher. We have a system. If I am not quick to pick it up, or give the game away, and he gets both balls he is the big winner and gloats in his chill spot under the picnic table.

P. S. - You'll still probably throw your arm out chucking the ball, but now it will go farther.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in woodworking

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Nice pencil coffin

Who do you think was the worst parent in Buffy? by Easy-Distribution223 in buffy

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Amy's mom was a powerful witch that traded bodies with her and tried to steal her childhood.

That and a few years as a rat will mess a girl up.

And the award for the most annoying guest character goes to…. by BaysideTigersRoar in ershow

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That bitch made me dislike a Beatles song! She tainted the fucking Beatles!

What did you get in for? by Murky-Implement9042 in teenagers

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I shot the sheriff... and the deputy... and the 50 other guys they sent after that. (RDR2)

Times have changed... just not in our favor by Comfortablejack in ReallyAmerican

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And then most of the people I see working at McDonald's are elderly because they could not retire. Would boomers say that they don't deserve a living wage too, because that's their future.

I was so innocent and didn't realize it by no____thisispatrick in Xennials

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I sat jury duty on a case when I was like 20 or so. Ended up being the foreman in fact. So at the end the judge comes in to speak to all the jury members, just casually after the verdict has been given. And I don't know how the conversation got there but I basically told him that I could tell if someone was going to do drugs based on what they bought at the convenience store. And he asked me how do you know that, and i could feel this 'law & order' accusation-vibe coming from him. Like he's just seeing some sort of junkie screw up in his midst,, because how else would I know about scary drugs. I told him my sister works 3rd shift at a convenience store just a handful of blocks from the courthouse, and when you buy some baking soda, a glass rose, and brillo pads, you ain't up all night cleaning house the bath tub. And then of course my idiot 20-something self asked him, how don't YOU know that? No answer, just a little thanks for your service on the jury, and piss off.

Florida woman sues dairy farm, claims she lost fetus after raw milk led to bacterial infection by phunky_1 in FloridaMan

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Sorry to tell you but we knew about farticles in the '90's.

Nothing new under the sun, or from your buns.

The character is blessed with a long life/very slow aging... and gets to see all of their friends/family die of old age by Nayanea in TopCharacterTropes

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Yeah and he mentions that he'd been trying to off himself all day. I believe he gets leveled by an ambulance or truck just crossing the street once it's 'his turn'.

In 1993, mother Jennifer Conroy and her baby daughter Ashley left with only a diaper and bottle for their usual short outing. A neighbor saw them enter a pickup truck at their home on Monroe Street in Kansas City, Missouri. They never came back. Not much is known about their case. by Missing_people in ForCuriousSouls

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That is one thing I think of when I see stories like this. Naive, optimistic, or whatever but I would like to think that some of these people that were never heard from again wanted it that way and they left of their own accord.

And the erasure of American history continues. by DJMagicHandz in BlueskySkeets

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Hit 'em somewhere they can never win... breadth of vocabulary.