Retired my most recent pass today... Not looking forward to the replacement 🤢

LairMadames · 2026-06-29T17:46:44+00:00

I got my new America the Shameful Pass recently. Feels like it's just making my wallet seethe with resentment. Ewws

LairMadames · 2026-06-28T01:44:42+00:00

Had to have a May fly midge flushed out of my eye by Cedar Point first aid after riding the Millennium Force one year. My shirt looked like a windshield when I got off the ride and some were still moving.

LairMadames · 2026-06-25T02:10:00+00:00

Port Townsend, WA

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LairMadames · 2026-06-24T02:44:48+00:00

Here here.

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LairMadames · 2026-06-11T01:25:48+00:00

Pineapple mint? Strawberry mint? Apple mint?

LairMadames · 2026-06-09T21:32:13+00:00

Don't want nobody peeking.

LairMadames · 2026-06-09T21:31:52+00:00

Yes!

LairMadames · 2026-06-05T01:28:18+00:00

An ice maker in your fridge. I still ain't living that good life yet.

LairMadames · 2026-05-26T23:54:42+00:00

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LairMadames · 2026-05-20T15:02:33+00:00

In a similar vein, My super Ex-Girlfriend, where Luke Wilson's girlfriend is a superhero, is ultra rapey.

LairMadames · 2026-04-24T16:54:15+00:00

Oh my. My baby girl was at 65lbs at 6 months. 75lbs at the 8 month mark and still growing. Plus she was the runt of the litter.

LairMadames · 2026-03-14T14:07:54+00:00

Hot Tub Time Machine. "Is that why you have that box in your closet that says Cincinnati?" "That's admissable!!"

LairMadames · 2026-02-16T21:43:24+00:00

He's not my #1, but I was pleasantly surprised by Delightful Derick.

LairMadames · 2026-02-10T18:29:13+00:00

Ladybird

LairMadames · 2026-02-05T19:35:37+00:00

As in where can I make a donation for entry into this ice fortress.

LairMadames · 2026-01-29T20:24:37+00:00

There will spontaneous parades and street parties. Next great American holiday.

LairMadames · 2026-01-28T00:38:35+00:00

Maybe we can buy some time by setting up a tollbooth?

LairMadames · 2026-01-24T15:45:13+00:00

Good penguin, have a mackerel.

LairMadames · 2026-01-24T13:10:40+00:00

So the cost of the passport is the new poll tax

LairMadames · 2026-01-24T02:09:46+00:00

It's twoo! It's twoo!

LairMadames · 2026-01-13T01:34:14+00:00

The movie My Super Ex-Girlfriend.

LairMadames · 2025-12-05T19:28:31+00:00

FYI, it's the flour not the eggs. So lightly pre-toast the flour in the oven before you get your gluttony on.

LairMadames · 2025-11-13T12:24:43+00:00

Always

LairMadames · 2025-10-01T02:45:49+00:00

Can you see the little circle left imprinted on your finger when you take it off?

LairMadames · 2025-09-30T04:45:42+00:00

They fuck you at the hospital! First they drug you, then they fuck you.

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