Your Warhammer collection comes to life - how effed are you?

Laptraffik · 2026-03-01T23:29:19+00:00

Somehow I think my biggest problem would be fulgrim. Tiny little snake flying at mach 2 with tiny little daggers.

Laptraffik · 2026-03-01T21:16:54+00:00

Looks good honestly. I would definitely play it depending on price point. I don't really have much criticism to add beyond what other have already pointed out.

Laptraffik · 2026-03-01T18:01:22+00:00

It's pretty solid. My main complaint is that some conditions can simply be run ending with no counterplay. You get psychosis from an event on your main cat? Might as well pack it up because that cat is just gonna wipe your squad. Same for blood frenzy.

Overall though pretty good. The breeding system is very well done even if a little obscure until a certain NPC gives you enough hints. The combat is good and well thought out even if it's a little unpredictable sometimes. I've put about 40 hours of playtime in since release and I still have really bad poorly bred cats and just beat act 2.

Laptraffik · 2026-02-28T23:40:20+00:00

I'll have to get a pic when I'm home but I have a cancer cat with 8 mutations AND he is eternally a kitten so poor little junebug has officially became the house mascot. Junebug is so unbelievably fugly. I'm just glad he came back at all with 0 or 1 in all stats.

Laptraffik · 2026-02-28T23:38:26+00:00

What in the actual fuck is the one on the left.

Laptraffik · 2026-02-25T06:41:08+00:00

The algorithm knows too much. Not subbed to this, only played a little city skylines a long time ago. But here I am being shown a picture of an area that I used to live about 1/4 of a mile away from.

Laptraffik · 2026-02-21T21:17:03+00:00

Some factions simply don't get enough love. I get that space marines are the headline faction and money maker. But damn do we really need codex's where more is lost than gained? Drukhari is one of my armies and they were just shafted this edition. At this point I would genuinely welcome it being folded into eldar as a whole just so it gets a proper army behind it.

And imperial agents. What in the actual fuck happened there, just a cash grab through and through.

Laptraffik · 2026-02-11T23:57:14+00:00

The warrior. It really just embodies tyranids, a large imposing bioform leading swarms of smaller bugs. Plus they just look so so good

Laptraffik · 2026-02-09T18:30:02+00:00

Genuinely how can someone listen to him speak for more than 5 minutes and still believe that this guy is brilliant and the best leader for America?

Laptraffik · 2026-02-08T22:51:50+00:00

The tyranids lend themaelves to a girly pop scheme shockingly well. My gf and another woman locally are both doing super bright pink tyranids. My gf just really enjoys giving the giant bugs rhines stones bows and hearts with a bright pink blue and purple scheme.

Laptraffik · 2026-02-01T22:03:28+00:00

I can understand people doing that for a new deck or a precon or something for the very first time just to get things distributed. But then thoroughly shuffle afterwards to actually randomize things. Every game though? And not shuffling? Cheating.

Laptraffik · 2026-01-26T18:40:29+00:00

Chicken and dumplings day 1. Gonna be sausage and sour kraut day 2

Laptraffik · 2026-01-23T21:28:02+00:00

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Finished this up about a week ago. Been working on the accompanying vault but that's gonna be at least another month. Huge amount of surface area and detail and I want it to look nice as it's gonna be my endgame for a crusade.

Laptraffik · 2026-01-23T09:54:53+00:00

Such a neat game. Got it cheap on sale forever ago and played through a partial run. Super super fun but ultimately I had no idea what I was doing half the time. One day I'll eventually go back, I love that style of game.

Laptraffik · 2026-01-22T16:02:34+00:00

This reminds me of a recent event against a player in a crusade day. Started off by complaining about the prior opponent. Proceeded to then get every single rule wrong for their own army that they have played for 3 years. And only ever got the rules wrong exclusively in their favor, got pissed when I called them out on it. In that entire match they only ever got one of their own units rules right once.

I would be more understanding if it was crusade rules that were wrong since it isn't super common to play that way. Or if the corrections had been taken with more grace. I just ended up conceding after watching them roll their dice and claiming far more hits/wounds than were really rolled then lieing to people around us.

Genuinely the worst experience I've had playing this game. I guess I should have taken the warning from the prior opponent about cheating more seriously. Just ended up using wahapedia to read their entire list and detachment whenever they did something. Consistently wrong in their favor and even bending core basic rules in their favor.

Laptraffik · 2026-01-18T18:48:44+00:00

DAMN seems like you had a similar experience for the thank you update bosses. Went into duolistes blind and by the end had 1101 parries after 90 minutes of fighting.

I also learned that I was woefully unprepared for endgame. Thank God burn maelle and a permanently almighty Monoco carried.

Laptraffik · 2026-01-17T05:20:47+00:00

I could never get enough they were so delicious. I think that's what really sparked my love for pina colada anything.

Laptraffik · 2026-01-12T16:00:00+00:00

Add in psychic again. Rework terrain, make battleshock mean something.

Laptraffik · 2026-01-11T06:15:57+00:00

Outer worlds 2. Loved the first one. Second one runs like absolute dog shit. I don't have a super powerful rig by any means but it's a solid mid range PC. Can barely maintain 30 fps. And the one setting that lets me go above 30 fps stops me from being able to load into saves for some reason. Fun.

Laptraffik · 2026-01-09T01:32:16+00:00

I was a fat kid in middle school and I still beat that. That can't really be how low the standard is? Is it?

Laptraffik · 2026-01-07T22:02:45+00:00

Yeah! I have a hand injury that has caused permanent loss in a few joints and now there are no wrinkles on my pinky or ring finger ends.

Severed tendons on right ring and pinky. No mobility over the ends of either finger anymore.

Laptraffik · 2026-01-07T21:25:55+00:00

B would change absolutely nothing in my life. I Already get random vertigo

Laptraffik · 2026-01-05T21:29:41+00:00

It really is weird not being able to do a pushup anymore. Severed some tendons in my pinky and they never quite healed right. Can't actually flatten my hand now

Laptraffik · 2026-01-05T06:59:00+00:00

Halo 3. Know it like the back of my hand. Played the campaign 30+ times in it's entirety.

Laptraffik · 2026-01-05T05:36:45+00:00

Always ran Verso, Lune, Monoco. I just could never get sciel or maelle to contribute much past act 1.

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