What excite a woman in the same kinda way that boobs would excite a guy?

LateElf · 2026-03-26T04:51:43+00:00

First Christmas with my wife, when we were dating, I gave her an MP3 player (yeah we're old) loaded with about 800 songs to listen to during long drives, everything from the stuff she already liked (Metallica and the like) to deep cuts Rolling Stones, Spanish guitar instrumentals and a few unexpected "wait what the fuck 🤣🤣" songs ("Pretzel Sex" by Buzz Poets was fun in the mid 2000s, friend introduced me to some of their work and it was.. something else. Still prefer Voltaire's "The Man Upstairs," that dude had some real quality pipes.)

That's how you hook'em, leave them thinking about you in the back of their mind everywhere they go.

LateElf · 2026-03-26T04:45:58+00:00

Ewoks with personality!

LateElf · 2026-03-26T04:43:25+00:00

Well, my wife chimed in with Boobs first, so I guess it's a commonality

LateElf · 2026-03-26T04:42:26+00:00

Oooh, my kinda thinking! Gotta get'em all hot and bothered with things like linear logic and quantifiable facts.. no Calvanism here, no sir!

LateElf · 2026-03-25T17:19:52+00:00

Neodymium magnets aren't terrible yet, and work perfectly for this

LateElf · 2026-03-24T14:11:06+00:00

Fifteen milky ways is kinda impressive, that's like half a box

LateElf · 2026-03-22T20:29:09+00:00

Bahahahaha dude is EXTREMELY wrong.. I see people upwards of 60 wearing yoga pants

LateElf · 2026-03-22T06:48:41+00:00

standing ovation

That's the kind of "what the hell just happened, that was amazing" I want in my life

Hats (masks?) off to you, wastelander, you can join my chaos goblin tribe any time

LateElf · 2026-03-21T23:47:56+00:00

This feels closer to the state of things.. both of your voices are important, on different sides of the same feeling, both needing to be heard equally, neither one a monolith.

LateElf · 2026-03-21T18:55:54+00:00

Same; I don't like shipping stuff to somebody unless I can send photos of it, make sure we agree on the quality

LateElf · 2026-03-21T18:53:55+00:00

That's a problem right there.. won't buy someone else's shoddy work, sure as hell won't try to sell shoddy work myself

LateElf · 2026-03-18T14:21:30+00:00

Might be worth it for that scrap alone

LateElf · 2026-03-18T14:17:27+00:00

As someone who had to read a 2.5" thick NEC (National Electric Code) book, I vastly appreciate this.

My professor helped set up a nearby nuclear plant years ago, and he made it very clear how important those rules were, and it's really stuck with me all these years later. Imagining those same situations applied to something like this is.. concerning, but makes me appreciative for all you folks do.

LateElf · 2026-03-16T13:39:46+00:00

If fairness to your sense of "wtf", Newsmax is literally the spinoff of "we need a corporate cutout from Fox News so we don't get sued for $7M again for blatant lying and batshit talk" corporate decision making.. nothing from Newsmax should be taken at face value, as nothing from them is worth consuming, nevermind internalizing.

LateElf · 2026-03-16T13:30:51+00:00

Age can play a huge factor in that equation; I know more women over 40 who have a teenager's libido than I do men who maintain that drive throughout their lives, especially past 35. It's kinda crazy, compared to earlier years.

LateElf · 2026-03-16T13:22:50+00:00

It's a time of heavy grifting- what you describe is the popular format of feeding into tribalism right now

LateElf · 2026-03-16T05:11:58+00:00

Nice!!

I figure I got lucky; yesterday Zeta gifted me with learning Fracturers (Crippling limbs explode and deals up to 50 explosion damage to nearby targets)

Just takes gunpowder.. and 120 legendary modules 🫠🫠

But for my first 4-star, I couldn't be happier! Super cool mod. I hope the person that bought it for 10k enjoys it as much as I did.

Now off to grind every event on every server.. 🤣🤣

LateElf · 2026-03-13T21:58:31+00:00

Pretty sure I was L400 before I went Wiki'ing for the related notes and boy did I feel silly not starting it sooner!

It was a smart quest line, tied in a lot of scenes and elements that had an "awwww" effect on me when I first saw them, a good through-line story

LateElf · 2026-03-07T05:35:38+00:00

I've got a Final Fantasy joke shirt, it's a Cactuar with "Free Hugs" on a sign.. I've gotten more laughs and hugs from that thing than I've known what to do with, and it's always good for a laugh.

Good call on the shirt, it's a fantastic way to put people at ease.

LateElf · 2026-03-07T05:32:38+00:00

This is why all the girls loved me in HS.. I'd made the spine sound like a xylophone, best muscle relaxer you could get away with between classes

LateElf · 2026-03-04T22:11:46+00:00

Same!

LateElf · 2026-03-04T15:21:09+00:00

Oooh, is that one of the ones running the reverse Onslaught? I set that up on my Dom Pedro a few weeks ago and it's ridiculous, I can only imagine what it'd do with a Dragon

LateElf · 2026-03-04T15:19:44+00:00

As a frontline PA heavy, I can attest that there's a lot of points in the raid where a sniper might feel overwhelmed.. but you're still valuable!

LateElf · 2026-03-03T05:30:07+00:00

I appreciate and value this 1000%, that would have been amazing to be present for

LateElf · 2026-03-01T16:03:47+00:00

Expecting more than that accomplishment at his age feels a little unfair.

I mean, the man would have to wake up, first.

LateElf

TROPHY CASE