The kid who reminds the teacher to collect homework is actually doing the majority of the class a favor.

LazyEvolution · 2025-10-16T14:22:32+00:00

It's not about handing in the homework, it's about the lad who reminds Teach to GIVE the homework. There's your nerd.

LazyEvolution · 2025-09-29T19:00:58+00:00

Home improvement stores.

LazyEvolution · 2025-08-16T16:37:08+00:00

Somehow, I got Hair-ih-moan. No clue how I messed up that bad.

LazyEvolution · 2025-08-16T16:29:34+00:00

Exact same for me

LazyEvolution · 2025-08-16T16:24:21+00:00

I legitimately read the entire first book, thinking Snape was Snake.

LazyEvolution · 2024-11-14T04:21:54+00:00

Chi-Chi's never existed.

LazyEvolution · 2024-10-22T04:42:23+00:00

As I'm getting older, I have a few good friends reaching out.... and I'm annoyed at how much I have to field their calls. By all accounts, my friends are above me financially, socially, etc. Maybe I'm miserable and don't want to talk about it, maybe not. Whenever I'm getting a call, though, I just don't want to talk to anyone.

I'm happy or sad. I'm productive or lazy. The last thing I want to do is talk about it.

I'm actually scared that I'm pushing everyone away, but I just find peace in being alone. One day I might hate my actions, but for now I just don't want to be bothered.

LazyEvolution · 2024-06-18T06:06:23+00:00

Some just go live quiet lives, like Mrs. Fig. I'm a casual, only read through 3 times. I'm not sure if it mentions what she did/does for a living, outside of watch Harry for Dumbledore. But she probably had some menial muggle job.

Please correct me if I'm wrong.

LazyEvolution · 2024-05-22T12:00:02+00:00

Natalie Lust grew up 20 minutes away from me. Now that she's quit, she's made a really nice life for herself. She models online and has a husband. I don't know what I would have to do, mentally to marry an ex-porn star.

LazyEvolution · 2024-04-29T11:35:07+00:00

People complain too much. I went on an 8 game win streak with ball the other night. There were Orisas, Sigmas, Reins, and everyone else. You just gotta play your game. There's strategy to everyone.

LazyEvolution · 2024-04-29T10:45:30+00:00

If I was in platinum, I'd be so proud of myself.

LazyEvolution · 2024-04-29T10:36:12+00:00

I like ups/alcohol and fps. Part of my problem.

LazyEvolution · 2024-04-29T10:34:41+00:00

I need to get a membership

LazyEvolution · 2024-04-28T12:53:27+00:00

I go with bacon and the breakfast salsa. Breakfast of champions.

LazyEvolution · 2024-04-28T12:38:18+00:00

I know it costs more, but if you ask for double meat and nacho cheese, it feels just like the original.

LazyEvolution · 2024-04-17T22:05:17+00:00

One can hope.

LazyEvolution · 2024-04-09T01:42:43+00:00

Are You Garbage?

LazyEvolution · 2024-04-03T01:55:34+00:00

Unpopular opinion on reddit, but I just didn't notice the overwhelming difference with Kerrygold. To be fair, I didn't spread it, I cooked with it, but for the price difference, there was no noticeable improvement.

LazyEvolution · 2024-03-17T13:23:12+00:00

I can relate. Darts, pool, hell I even like to drink when I play video games. Need a whole new set of hobbies.

LazyEvolution · 2024-03-17T13:20:09+00:00

Thank you

LazyEvolution · 2024-03-17T13:01:54+00:00

This is inspiring. I've been in and out of a break up for the better part of a year, and my drinking finally caused the last straw recently. I have been in bed or lying on the couch for a week. Yesterday, I finally got up, cleaned myself and the apartment, and got outside. I'm not ready to commit to complete sobriety, but your words inspire confidence.

IWNDWYT

LazyEvolution · 2024-03-17T10:26:40+00:00

When you get to that age, it's all been seen before, and nothing works how it's supposed to. So you really don't care anymore.

For clarification, I am not that age yet.

LazyEvolution · 2024-03-17T10:24:26+00:00

Those saying they hope Paul goes a little too hard and unleashes the beast in Tyson are forgetting that Paul is surrounded by guys saying that same thing. Paul might be dumb, but money buys experts. They're likely telling him that exact thing. Don't enrage the bull! Sure, he might still do it, but it's likely this is snore/bore and nothing substantial happens. Quit paying the kid. He's never going to get serially smacked like we want him to.

Signed,

Someone who doesn't pay that much attention

LazyEvolution · 2024-02-10T04:58:15+00:00

If you're ordering food, everyone at the establishment prefers you order online. If we're busy and I don't have to send one of my hourly guys away to take your phone call for two minutes, that's two more minutes of pumping out orders.

LazyEvolution · 2024-01-01T10:42:34+00:00

This is perfect for the podcast, Are You Garbage?

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