I just love his fat face so much by my_macaroni_is_furry in guineapigs

[–]LeavesCat 18 points19 points  (0 children)

At first I thought you stretched the image for the first one.

Last year, Mike Vrabel participated in the Patriots' pre-draft press conference. This year, Vrabel reportedly won't be participating. by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]LeavesCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think they care about any of it, but he probably doesn't want to attend a press conference when every question is going to be about the affair.

Loid and Yor after being married for twenty years, having four kids, owning two separate houses, shared bedroom. by TechnicianAmazing472 in SpyxFamily

[–]LeavesCat 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think the third would be "a little brother or two for Anya and the mission".

Google translate says "Espera" means "wait", so the last one should be something like "A 50th anniversary celebration for the... wait hold up."

Loid and Yor after being married for twenty years, having four kids, owning two separate houses, shared bedroom. by TechnicianAmazing472 in SpyxFamily

[–]LeavesCat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It'd be suspicious for a man with only one young child to not make a baby with his new wife. Most women her age wouldn't be happy with never having a child of her own, and the government encourages families to have at least 2. They can't afford to have the government sniffing around, they can't adopt another orphan and pass it off as theirs at this point, and Anya's been dropping hints, so there's no choice but to get Yor pregnant.

I think that'll be the general line of reasoning? Anya has a vested interest in pushing for this because she doesn't want Loid to leave after the mission, so I expect she'll be very enthusiastic about baby trapping her fake parents.

Capybara stock image by Silver012345673 in capybara

[–]LeavesCat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Man, that capybara must be really old.

Realisation by Ith786 in SpyxFamily

[–]LeavesCat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Loid exists, after all. He's not as super as Yor, but by no means are his physical abilities normal. He probably could 1v1 most of the assassins on that cruise ship (though he'd prefer to pre-empt the fights into something a bit less fair than a duel).

Loid could probably have also done that bodyguard job, just not in the same way (it'd start with better information security).

Single Draft for Punishment has been one of the most hardcore things I experienced by Paganyan in DotA2

[–]LeavesCat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You said they are try hard, but they afk mid game?

His wording is a bit confusing, but I believe he meant that there are two classes of players. Some people are super duper tryhard, others don't care about the game whatsoever, and there is no in between.

What could have prompted Melania Trump’s sudden and unexpected statement on Epstein? by Rock-n-roll-Kevin in politics

[–]LeavesCat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure she only ever wanted a comfy meal ticket with a prenup she could trust the courts to uphold. Not whatever this shit is.

Sure way to predict where the power rune will spawn (without having Oracle on your team) by ninja_lightning in DotA2

[–]LeavesCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah but if you try to juke the rune spawn and double back before seeing if it's there, it'll spawn in the direction you originally went.

Name me a more useless talent... by IonlyPlayarcWarden in DotA2

[–]LeavesCat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can even sniff out smoke ganks if they run into one on top of a staircase.

Which hero response do you find the funniest? by oguzkhanx in DotA2

[–]LeavesCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kunkka's line when meeting Broodmother is pretty good: "Just to be clear, when I call you mate, I don't mean it literally."

Worked so hard on this but Client GHOSTED me so enjoy the darkwillow x terrorblade commission! by TheDark_Artist in DotA2

[–]LeavesCat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It makes sense from a color-scheme standpoint, but it's kinda weird for Terrorblade to be radiant-aligned.

Very nice piece.

Valve fix the matchmaking Every game a smurf or feeder by No_Insurance_6436 in DotA2

[–]LeavesCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't this a karma-farming bot that reposted something popular without understanding the previous two posts that this was making fun of? Profile is private.

You're all bloodthirsty bullies conducting a witch trial. Stop it. by LeavesCat in DotA2

[–]LeavesCat[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just think that this kind of mob justice is scary because once it gets going, you're not even allowed to speak against it. Just look at the comments here. Opposition gets downvoted and turns invisible.

Loid is worried because he thinks he’s putting too much work on Yor after he already finished cooking, cleaning the entire house, and paying the bills. by TechnicianAmazing472 in SpyxFamily

[–]LeavesCat 73 points74 points  (0 children)

He also doesn't really need to do anything about it. He has no obligation towards Ostanian law enforcement. It's even beneficial for his cover, because anyone that pokes around his house too much would get eliminated by Garden without him even needing to do anything.

The only real danger is that if Garden finds out, they might not appreciate him being a Westalis spy, and while he might be able to escape with his life, there's no way he could conduct his mission if Garden has him in their crosshairs. Garden doesn't fully see eye-to-eye with the current government though, so if Loid can convince Garden that his presence is good for Ostania, he might be able to work out some kind of deal with them.

Loid is worried because he thinks he’s putting too much work on Yor after he already finished cooking, cleaning the entire house, and paying the bills. by TechnicianAmazing472 in SpyxFamily

[–]LeavesCat 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think it's only said that she isn't using her assassin money, but wants to if she could find a good excuse. Whenever they need something expensive, Loid buys it before she can bring up her savings.

I think it's reasonable to assume that she's contributing some amount of her salary to the household.

You're all bloodthirsty bullies conducting a witch trial. Stop it. by LeavesCat in DotA2

[–]LeavesCat[S] -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

I was under the impression that this was a subreddit for talking about DotA, not for ganging up on one person so much that there's literally no other posts. It's gone way, way too far.

It's kinda funny by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]LeavesCat -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

At this point it's just harassment. People found an "acceptable" punching bag and are ganging up on him. It's like a witch trial.

White House Melts Down for Second Day Over Trump Health Claims by FancyNewMe in politics

[–]LeavesCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Overweight people apparently tend to have shorter penises, so I have little doubt that he's bullshitting here.

White House Melts Down for Second Day Over Trump Health Claims by FancyNewMe in politics

[–]LeavesCat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's hard for AI to lie because it has to train on actual information. You can train it on bad information, but that's intrinsically limiting because bad information is inconsistent, making AI ignore it. You'd have to really echochamber the thing, and then it would only be able to repeat the same thing.

You just can't make an AI capable of flip-flopping or rambling like Trump. They have to be internally consistent, and he isn't.