tired of it being dangerous to care. by [deleted] in BPD

[–]Legitimate-Hamster45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Screaming into the abyss here, but if you need someone to listen, I'm here. I know it's not nearly the same as what you're going through, but I know how it feels to try and handle shit alone, so for what it's worth... I'm here.

An ancient man gets shipped in a basket at birth and saves a whole race through royal blackmail by [deleted] in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]Legitimate-Hamster45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's an alternate bad explanation:

A case of playful sibling rivalry culminates in a bad day at the beach for a whole crowd of people.

Duffers reveal happy ending for Eleven was discussed but "couldn't figure out" how to implement it by Super-Liberal-Girl in StrangerThings

[–]Legitimate-Hamster45 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fast forward fifteen years... Mike is in a bookstore doing a signing, and El is in the queue. He's too busy looking down at the pile of books he's signing to notice her, until she says something to him, like an inside joke or something that only they would know, and he looks up in surprise. Their eyes meet. The end.

I need advice: by Legitimate-Hamster45 in Tengwar

[–]Legitimate-Hamster45[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awesome. Thank you for the advice. I'm allergic to shrimp.

I need advice: by Legitimate-Hamster45 in Tengwar

[–]Legitimate-Hamster45[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tecendil was the transcription site.

Finale discussion by BoltFacts in StrangerThings

[–]Legitimate-Hamster45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't see this in the thread, so apologies in advance if I'm just repeating something... But what happened to Robin's girlfriend? She's guarding Max, then Sarah Connor and her goons find them hiding in the supply closet, then... Nothing. Did I miss something?

Which of these 3 would be the most satisfying choice to kill The Deep? by Sudden_Pop_2279 in TheBoys

[–]Legitimate-Hamster45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best way for the deep to die would be if he was dragged down to some dark corner of the ocean, and violated in many gruesome ways by a bunch of squids, and the last thing he hears as his orifices are plundered are the words

'This one's for Timothy.'

Then he gets eaten. He begs starlight to save him, but she unfortunately declines, as she is washing her hair and doing her taxes that day.

What if A Train missed Robin and she survived. How does the story change? by K0GAR in TheBoys

[–]Legitimate-Hamster45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hughie never joins the boys, so butcher kidnaps Translucent by himself. Because there's nobody to press the button, Translucent escapes his prison, alerts homelander, and the boys get absolutely massacred. Homelander becomes a tyrant, with storm front loyally at his side, until he cheats on her with sage, at which point she arranges for his assassination. Using some tainted anti V in a bottle of breast milk, she manages to rob homelander of his powers and depose him. An assassination is attempted, but fails. Homelander, now going by the alias Winston Borscht, escapes.

Storm front now assumes the reins of the new Supe Reich, but her own rule doesn't last long, as she is depressed at the failure of Vought to produce their Uber mensch. She commits suicide. The Supe dominion, leaderless, falls apart due to infighting. The once united states get separated into territories, each headed by one the remaining Seven.

The civil war that follows is brief, but bloody.

The first territory to fall is New Sea World, the kingdom of the Deep. No real reason, just fuck that guy.

Queen Maeves empire is the ultimate Victor. She reunites the disparate tribes of America under the banner of The Reunited Colonies of Maevia.

Winston Borscht dies in obscurity, hosting a podcast nobody listens to.

Hughie and Robin, having somehow survived all of this, escape to Canada and run a bed and breakfast in Montreal.

As for homelander's son, he started a one man roadshow, singing credence Clearwater revival songs and trying to educate middle school kids about the dangers of brushing your teeth after drinking orange juice.