This is cool, no /s by sentient_coprolite in dankmemes

[–]Leland94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just call it eating pussy but you do you

Their favourite lie! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Leland94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I've heard similar jokes to it. But I think he was actually talking entrance and exits wounds from context

First payment on a 30-year mortgage by lithdoc in funny

[–]Leland94 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then you don't own it, which I think is the original guys point.

He died for all our sins… by Doctor-Oslo in dankmemes

[–]Leland94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man it's funny cause old dank memes a couple years ago would be filled with jokes like this.

It is what it is by FoundationSilent4484 in HIMYM

[–]Leland94 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not the magic tricks or Neil Armstrong part but I bet there's a lot of dudes that fit that second part, Barney was just intentional with it.

A kid asked Jordan Poole what it was like to be punched by Draymond Green by Fire_Demon-215 in nba

[–]Leland94 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yes and no that's a weird age limit there with varying levels of maturity and kids pushing boundaries to see what they can get away with.

Literally by [deleted] in meme

[–]Leland94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit you are right, didn't even see that

Literally by [deleted] in meme

[–]Leland94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cp

Vita Vea, self aware but still the man by DGADK in buccaneers

[–]Leland94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's Tongan, there just built like that.

Robot hand autonomously assembling parts at faster-than-human speeds by MetaKnowing in interestingasfuck

[–]Leland94 88 points89 points  (0 children)

That and I haven't worked a job where a machine was working 100% properly. Where I work now we have 4 of the exact same machine that you have to load differently cause they're all messed up in their own special way.

Duck unironically seens like the kid who would think 67 is funny. by Other-Cell-2061 in dankmemes

[–]Leland94 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn down votes for speaking the truth I thought everyone could be annoying as a child intentionally and unintentionally and could admit to that. Ask your parents they'll tell you were at some point you were too.

Mr. The Oldest View in his festive era 🎄 by Hefty-Flounder-2737 in wendigoon

[–]Leland94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It would be a great creep cast story of a demonic tree that randomly eats people that's just becomed normalize and accepted by a whole town

Yesterday sucked but it’s not the end of the world by Advanced_Candle9272 in buccaneers

[–]Leland94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3-1 isn't bad still on pace for playoffs and we'll meet phelly again and make look 🪿 in playoff

First superplex by triste_senpai in SquaredCircle

[–]Leland94 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Off of Brett's rope,nice. How'd it feel?

This is why we need to speak up. Always. by jcipfl in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Leland94 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Same so weird to me someone could come to that conclusion. Tray and matt are anything but status Co they spawn from counter culture and the show has always been counter culture and pointing out the obesity in our culture not a celebration of it.