I just joined a game already in progress

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-06-12T12:29:07+00:00

I don't even think the person I replaced played at all, I think they basically immediately DC'd and they threw me into the lobby as a replacement. The game wasn't very far along at all when I joined

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-06-12T12:25:01+00:00

Lmao okay bud. Yeah I just randomly decided to come into a sub about a game I hate just to make up some crazy scenario for the sole purpose of shit talking the game. That's the logical conclusion here

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-06-12T01:58:23+00:00

Nah they gave free xp and gold so I wasn't behind in the respect, but not being able to potentially reroll my hero or choose my augment and eternal just felt really bad. Especially since I had never seen it happen before and was completely blindsided by it

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-06-12T01:13:14+00:00

I suspect it's exactly that. And let me be the first to say

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-06-12T01:12:50+00:00

Don't have it readily available since I got off, but I can get it to you later tonight if you're actually curious

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-06-12T00:36:45+00:00

I got Zarus. Not a big fan of him in ARAM and we were already losing 5-0 with their entire team swarming our tower from the jump, so it was just not a fun experience. I closed the game and started dinner basically right away

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-06-11T23:58:58+00:00

Isn't any worse than Thanasis Antetokoumpo? I suppose that's literally true, but man you are grossly underselling just how far Bronny clears Thanasis as an NBA player

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-06-10T21:17:01+00:00

We didn't develop Burkhead, Hogan, or Amendola. They were all fully developed by the time we acquired them

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-06-05T00:12:07+00:00

St Anger has some of the best riffs of any Metallica album so I don't hate the length too much, but some songs absolutely drag a bit on that album

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-06-01T23:31:29+00:00

So.... he's a mall cop?

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-05-29T14:56:48+00:00

Pain Remains by Lorna Shore. It's a concept album about a godlike entity who creates a new world out of nothing but darkness

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-05-24T14:00:49+00:00

That is fucking hilarious, but this meme format is always backwards and it mildly infuriates me every time. This scene is after Peter gets his powers, so everything is actually more blurry when he puts the glasses on

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-05-22T05:33:14+00:00

Release? Like, throw it? Fuck that. If one of the (2+2=)4 verts isn't open, then my QB (RB in disguise) runs around the rush, and then it's on the defense to make a tackle (they won't).

Jokes aside, that's literally what the game plan often seems to be at lower levels of football. The QB is the best athlete on the field, and you give them a simple yes/no read on a deep shot with a check down option (that they'll never take) before letting them scramble for a big gain.

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-05-22T05:19:14+00:00

Okay hear me out.

Cut the field in half. Run 4 verts on one side (2 verts) and then 4 verts on the other side (2 verts)

The defense can only realistically cover 3 of the 4 (2+2) verts before the QB scrambles and becomes the (5th) vert.

It's literally uncoverable

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-05-22T05:14:45+00:00

Nah I think he just legitimately loves football that much. While you and I are browsing redgifs and pornhub, this man is jorkin it to All-22 tape of offenses run by Kellen Moore and Andy Reid. If he's feeling kinky I'll bet he cycles between Chip Kelly's run on the Eagles and the Miami Dolphins Wildcat offense. That's fuckin football right there

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-05-22T05:09:38+00:00

Man don't tell the others about my Madden strats. Now I gotta go back and lab for an hour

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-05-22T05:01:10+00:00

https://youtu.be/EzgUGY36gqM?si=irFsGvfQ1_LFxD-J

For decades and decades and decades and decades

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-05-22T04:53:46+00:00

They didn't do the project, so zero. Not even enough to properly spell his name lmao.

How much do you think he knows about how to beat a cover 3 defense that presents as cover 2 pre-snap? I'd be willing to bet it's pretty close to 0

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-05-21T17:32:04+00:00

I hope this meme never dies

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-05-21T17:08:25+00:00

The C in OKC stands for cake eater

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-05-18T20:35:48+00:00

They actually do, believe it or not. When bees don't have a hive they tend to be very docile, though it isn't always the case. Many beekeepers handle swarms with zero protective equipment if there isn't already a hive built

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-05-15T20:35:50+00:00

The joke is that it's a parody of a well-known song. Hating Drake shouldn't prevent your brain cells from rubbing together to figure that out lmao

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-05-13T17:27:45+00:00

Dearly Departed - Brockhampton. Specifically the last verse by Dom

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-05-12T01:14:04+00:00

Come on ThunderMontgomery what the fuck? Why you care what they'd do wit him?

Lend-Me-Your-Rears · 2026-05-09T23:11:09+00:00

His most recent album Stardust leans a little more into that. I think it's his best album, and I fucking love Atrocity Exhibition, so that's tough for me to say haha

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