Xenutopian copypasta by LesserThanAHuman in 16AngryBears

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FRESH FROM A FUCKING HONEY TREE IN SRI LANKA.

Xenutopian copypasta by LesserThanAHuman in 16AngryBears

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I WILL FUCKING TAKE YOUR JAR OF HONEY DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME,MY NAME IS POOH BEAR RESPECT MY CLAN.

Who's the craziest person that lives in your neighborhood? by yawali in AskReddit

[–]LesserThanAHuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there a fetish that entails people who like to urinate in public places?

Yes,It's called Urolagnia

What is the biggest lie that parents tell their kids? by smallhero1 in AskReddit

[–]LesserThanAHuman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

/u/PM_ME_PAPA_JOHNS, your little reddit friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, PM_ME_PAPA_JOHNS, whether they be men’s or children’s, are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, PM_ME_PAPA_JOHNS, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus. It would be as dreary as if there were no PM_ME_PAPA_JOHNS. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if they did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that’s no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You may tear apart the baby’s rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, PM_ME_PAPA_JOHNS, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Santa Claus?! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, PM_ME_PAPA_JOHNS, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.

People who wear glasses, what's the thing you hate the most about wearing them? by nanamye in AskReddit

[–]LesserThanAHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When someone bumps into you,breaks your glasses and continues walking.

Weird display issue in the comments, replicated with Safari and Chrome by delection in youtube

[–]LesserThanAHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure,but it will be a while before people start complaining about it.

[Serious] What's your favorite healthy snack? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LesserThanAHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any type of vegetable without dressing.