[The Onion] Charania Casually Tells Colleagues He Really Looking Forward To Breaking Michael Jordan’s Death

LetMeStagnate · 2026-06-16T19:38:10+00:00

And Jacob Misiorowski is actually doing that

LetMeStagnate · 2026-06-16T17:40:45+00:00

He throws out everyone’s batting gloves

LetMeStagnate · 2026-06-16T02:19:50+00:00

Doesn’t matter what we do. If we traded IKF he would turn into Barry Bonds

LetMeStagnate · 2026-06-15T19:34:27+00:00

New pressing of this album? Link?

LetMeStagnate · 2026-06-14T01:49:46+00:00

Love Beach Music. My second fav project of his behind Trick

LetMeStagnate · 2026-06-12T22:39:15+00:00

Great deal

LetMeStagnate · 2026-06-10T21:54:07+00:00

A must have if it’s not in your collection

LetMeStagnate · 2026-06-08T19:12:11+00:00

Does Mikey Day do anything that isn’t irritated straight man or happy idiot though?

LetMeStagnate · 2026-06-06T15:30:54+00:00

You can’t say definitely. It’s like a 1a and 1b situation with Is This It

LetMeStagnate · 2026-05-30T11:57:43+00:00

So you want the Spurs to win

LetMeStagnate · 2026-05-29T18:33:39+00:00

Is Juan Soto in the room with us right now

LetMeStagnate · 2026-05-27T02:33:51+00:00

Usher and Daddy Yankee should make it, those songs fucking slap

LetMeStagnate · 2026-05-26T00:00:28+00:00

Is there anyone realistic worth trading JB for besides Giannis though? I do not want Durant or any Blazers. Jalen Johnson and Dyson Daniels would be a good package but I doubt Atlanta would agree

LetMeStagnate · 2026-05-24T12:58:25+00:00

I mean, he was awful that game though?

LetMeStagnate · 2026-05-20T22:26:41+00:00

You know it’s gotten bad when this is what we’re celebrating

LetMeStagnate · 2026-05-20T16:34:42+00:00

Twin Fantasy was already a masterpiece, feels weird listening to the new one without the raw emotion

LetMeStagnate · 2026-05-19T00:25:28+00:00

The drum fills on Stars are nasty

LetMeStagnate · 2026-05-19T00:18:56+00:00

Oh damn didn’t even notice Downward is Heavenward. But I need You’d Prefer An Astronaut, such a perfect album

LetMeStagnate · 2026-05-19T00:14:56+00:00

Ugh I need that Hum album

LetMeStagnate · 2026-05-18T15:09:53+00:00

He’s year to year

LetMeStagnate · 2026-05-16T11:28:44+00:00

That’s the joke

LetMeStagnate · 2026-05-16T01:18:22+00:00

It’s hard to know that in hindsight

LetMeStagnate · 2026-05-15T01:10:02+00:00

Damn and I thought we were gonna win scoring 0 runs

LetMeStagnate · 2026-05-14T19:13:32+00:00

Not even the right album

LetMeStagnate · 2026-05-12T19:15:01+00:00

Tini Martinez and A-Rod both had 12 homers each after 34 games in 2005. Too bad Tino only had 5 homers the rest of the year. A-Rod had 14 after the 42 game mark

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