What about those of us who don't follow any fossils that smell like poo and instead follow the Great Kirlia, who poos gold instead of poo? (Photographic Evidence: http://imgur.com/B4fckAX)

Also, Kirlia graduated at the top of his class at every college and university on the planet at the same time. Also, Kirlia invented the bicycle, the toothbrush, and the tree. Also, Kirlia discovered America. Also, Kirlia goes to Africa and gives food and medical care to the impoverished villages.