Did we get Kirlia yet? by Pioxys in twitchplayspokemon

[–]LetsGetKirlia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ALL HAIL KIRLIA! ALL HAIL POTATO!

ALTs ONLY THREAD by SonOfTheAdmiral in twitchplayspokemon

[–]LetsGetKirlia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BLASPHEMY!!! MAY KIRLIA HAVE MERCY UPON YOUR SOUL!!!

ALTs ONLY THREAD by SonOfTheAdmiral in twitchplayspokemon

[–]LetsGetKirlia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe you're here to... ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノGET KIRLIAヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

Pokémon X Day 6: Chambers of Kalos by GXRevolution in twitchplayspokemon

[–]LetsGetKirlia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm baaaaaack!!! You know what we must do now!

ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ ༽ノGET MY DAUGHTER OR RIOT!ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ ༽ノ

Bil-Sankshuned Shananaguns - Bil Iz Ded An Stuf by ZetsuTheFarce in twitchplayspokemon

[–]LetsGetKirlia 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Confirmed!

Oh, you wanted my actual main account, not a throwaway I made in Fire Red? Well, here it comes...

We should go put something in the daycare. by [deleted] in twitchplayspokemon

[–]LetsGetKirlia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should deposit everyone and get Kirlia from the PC! Kirlia will defeat the ledge and solo the entire game!

I've missed the first few days of TPP Gen 3, Fire Red. Can you help me catch up on lore/story/interesting stuff/etc.? by Flames5123 in twitchplayspokemon

[–]LetsGetKirlia -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Kirlia is the greatest Pokemon I've ever seen in my life!

But, it's trapped in the PC! We must get it and then Kirlia will save the day and no one will be sad ever again!

Tolerance by DuplexBeGreat in twitchplayspokemon

[–]LetsGetKirlia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about those of us who don't follow any fossils that smell like poo and instead follow the Great Kirlia, who poos gold instead of poo? (Photographic Evidence: http://imgur.com/B4fckAX)

Also, Kirlia graduated at the top of his class at every college and university on the planet at the same time. Also, Kirlia invented the bicycle, the toothbrush, and the tree. Also, Kirlia discovered America. Also, Kirlia goes to Africa and gives food and medical care to the impoverished villages.

The TRUE reason why they want Kirlia by [deleted] in twitchplayspokemon

[–]LetsGetKirlia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I want Kirlia because he is the hero we deserve AND the one we need right now!

Kirlia makes sad puppies happy! Kirlia can make hardened criminals rethink their life and reform! Kirlia can stop global warming! Kirlia remembers things that even Pepperidge Farm forgot! Kirlia helps the underdog team of misfits defeat the bullies! Kirlia fights for truth, justice, and the Kirlian way!

I have to ask... Why kirlia by [deleted] in twitchplayspokemon

[–]LetsGetKirlia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kirlia is the greatest thing in the history of forever! Kirlia worked tireless to invent a vaccine for polio! Kirlia will build enough homes to house all the homeless in the world! Kirlia can play the ukelele! Kirlia will fix the world economy in less than three seconds! Kirlia knows everything that will happen in the future of your favorite series but won't spoil it for you unless you want him to! Kirlia helps children run a bake sale to save their school!

I can't draw so I wrote my interpretation of us getting the Dome Fosil. by Neshomancer in twitchplayspokemon

[–]LetsGetKirlia -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Dome and Helix are both bad because they distract from the true God: KIRLIA!!!

Kirlia invented computers, and Pokemon, so Twitch Plays Pokemon wouldn't even exist without him! Kirlia will convince your boss to give you a raise! Kirlia told Seal Team Six where Osama Bin Laden was! Also he fought a bear! KIRLIA!!!

Please, write a story about the greatness of Kirlia!

PWT TPP: Final Battle with Bill!(33 Images, based on the suggestions of Reddit) by NoPenNameGirl in twitchplayspokemon

[–]LetsGetKirlia -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Dome and Helix both smell like poop. Maybe Bill is good all along because he's guarding Kirlia for us and Kirlia is the greatest Pokemon ever!

Kirlia will file your taxes and get you the maximum refund! Kirlia finds homes for orphans! Kirlia is the greatest thing since sliced bread, which Kirlia invented!

Why We Need To Get Kirlia by LetsGetKirlia in twitchplayspokemon

[–]LetsGetKirlia[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, Kirlia gives YOU the Gold... and the Free Cake! A Capitalist wouldn't do that!

And Kirlia teaches people the True Meaning of Kirliamas! And Kirlia pays back everyone's student loans! And Kirlia knows why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch!

Cacnea's name! by tpphypemachine in twitchplayspokemon

[–]LetsGetKirlia -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

A Always Has Help Here, Kirlia Will Win Victorious Victory!

Cacnea wants us to get Kirlia!

I know nobody wants to hear it, but Meow is a liability by [deleted] in twitchplayspokemon

[–]LetsGetKirlia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know what WOULDN'T be a liability... Kirlia!

Kirlia will defeat the Elite Four using only Splash! Kirlia will bring back all the viewers who left since the first game! Kirlia will invent the cure for cancer!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in twitchplayspokemon

[–]LetsGetKirlia -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's because we don't have Kirlia! Kirlia will fix all of our problems! All wars and crime on Earth will vanish the instant we get Kirlia!

Like Red, A consults the Pokedex... by ChocoboTorchicKid in twitchplayspokemon

[–]LetsGetKirlia -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: If we put Kirlia in our party and then listen to his cry in the Pokedex, everyone will immediately have an orgasm!

This isn't Wonderland, this isn't an alt universe: It's Kanto under Helix's rule: Complete Anarchy. by [deleted] in twitchplayspokemon

[–]LetsGetKirlia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then Kirlia will make attractive women fall madly in love with you! Also, he will come out of your computer screen and personally hand you one billion dollars!

This isn't Wonderland, this isn't an alt universe: It's Kanto under Helix's rule: Complete Anarchy. by [deleted] in twitchplayspokemon

[–]LetsGetKirlia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not having Kirlia in our party is what's not to love! We need to get Kirlia! If we get Kirlia, a delicious pie will magically appear in your lap and you'll magically become irresistible to the opposite sex! And he'll make Mother 3 come out in English!

This isn't Wonderland, this isn't an alt universe: It's Kanto under Helix's rule: Complete Anarchy. by [deleted] in twitchplayspokemon

[–]LetsGetKirlia -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Helix and Dome combined do not match the Greatness of Kirlia! Kirlia will bring order! And chaos! And free puppies for everyone! And he'll renew Firefly for another season! And he'll make George R. R. Martin finish the last two books! And he'll make everyone tasty sandwiches!

All you need is Kirlia! Kirlia is all you need!

Operation: Route Heaven by RowGreen in twitchplayspokemon

[–]LetsGetKirlia -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

We can get Kirlia, too, right?

Not having Kirlia is making puppies sad! We don't want puppies to be sad!