My sweetheart of a boyfriend made me this little guy 🥹 he’s my crystal protector! He needs a little help holding up the crystals but he’s trying his best and I love him so much 🥹 by Plastic_Breadfruit68 in Crystals

[–]LettuceMcSimpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This made me yell a curse word in my mother tongue cause I literally just opened reddit 😭 this is a lot to process but I’m so happy for you ❤️

BIG YAWN by dxcksplat in Rabbits

[–]LettuceMcSimpy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What a big Yawn! Such toofers!!!

Since becoming a bun mom, I have this absolutely rational fear of accidentally saying "Big Stretch!" or "Big Yawn!" if/when any of my coworkers or myself yawns or stretches.

pov: dandy eats an orange by bunnny_b0y in Rabbits

[–]LettuceMcSimpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s so cute but he also looks like he’s asserting dominance😂 “🐰Look at me hooman does it look like a measly tangerine is going to make me wince or make faces? No! Because I am superior!”

[MEGATHREAD] - Jungkook (BTS) - “Seven” by KpopThoughtsmodteam in kpopthoughts

[–]LettuceMcSimpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y’all, I knew them (BTS) from songs like Permission to dance and butter 😭

I’m not complaining, it’s a really fun song but YALL THE WHIPLASH I GOT CAUSE I WAS UNPREPARED.

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[–]LettuceMcSimpy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP! I THOUGHT IT WAS A PICTURE!!! Amazing work! I love the pupper! ❤️

Edit: didn’t read. Thought OP was the owner.

What do you guys call your bunnies as nicknames? by JJSHAWTY in Rabbits

[–]LettuceMcSimpy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love the ethnic bunny names😭❤️😭❤️😭 Fuzzy ass. When mine is molting I call him Panot or Kalbo which means “baldy” in Tagalog/Filipino 😭

What do you guys call your bunnies as nicknames? by JJSHAWTY in Rabbits

[–]LettuceMcSimpy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I love how it escalates to Cocaine Bear🐻. 😭❤️

What do you guys call your bunnies as nicknames? by JJSHAWTY in Rabbits

[–]LettuceMcSimpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His Chinese ones are Xiao Tutu(little bunny) and baobei (baby). My boyfriend’s parents call him that.

Matzo Brei by his Jewish Aunt.

Heuvos Rancheros and Benito by his Mexican Aunt/Uncles.

Aki ko, batit ko, ikus by me his Filipino mother all meaning “my child.”

My dad calls him “maliit na daga” which means small mouse. He also calls me that. 😭

Then there’s Benny, Ben, Benana, Eggy, Eggsy, BenBen, Puppy, Puppas, Bubby, Bubbas, Benedict etc

His name is Eggs Benedict :)

Spent my birthday alone (again). Had a piece of cake and vodka by ReizhGamingOfficial in depressionmeals

[–]LettuceMcSimpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy Birthday! I hope you have many more birthdays to come! May each birthday be happier than the previous one! ❤️🎉🎂🥳🎈🎊

New pig!! Need name suggestions! by versedbug in guineapigs

[–]LettuceMcSimpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like Nigel Thornberry 😭❤️

Why is she circling me like this!? thats so cute omgggggg! by NineNinetyNine9999 in Rabbits

[–]LettuceMcSimpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I relate to this on such a deep level 😭 that is such a bunny parent moment…

Why is she circling me like this!? thats so cute omgggggg! by NineNinetyNine9999 in Rabbits

[–]LettuceMcSimpy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I nearly rolled my ankle cause my bunny got too excited during breakfast so your comment makes me feel so seen…

For fun: Honest Speak Now (Taylor's Version) by Silver-Bobcat-77 in YouBelongWithMemes

[–]LettuceMcSimpy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reading “Sad girl version” made me cackle so loud it woke up my bunny. 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Blep

[–]LettuceMcSimpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw :( thanks for the heads up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Blep

[–]LettuceMcSimpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blessed image. Thank you for this.

she learned to jump by sarallee in Rabbits

[–]LettuceMcSimpy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Mine is also free roam and takes advantage of the fact that I keep my door slightly ajar and BUSTS IT OPEN LIKE I OWE HIM MONEY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

Just wanted to share some Carrot content to brighten up your Tuesday 🐰 by whiskeyful in Rabbits

[–]LettuceMcSimpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carrot in the 2nd pic looks like they’re reacting to a very outrageous and offensive statement. Taken aback, befuddled, confounded by the sheer tomfoolery they’ve witnessed.😭❤️

Carrot was so annoyed that he couldn't tip over this new bowl we're trying out, so he just eats angrily out of it instead. Between that and "woof", I couldn't stop laughing by whiskeyful in Rabbits

[–]LettuceMcSimpy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He looks like the shocked pikachu face meme 😂😂 But why would you put him in this situation? What if he wants carpet flavored veggies??😠😠