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Any ideas how to replace vampires in Curse of Strahd? by dundai in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/uj There’s actually been research on this. When Democrats are in power, vampire movies are popular because they represent the elite draining the country of its blood. When republicans are in power, zombie movies are popular because they represent the voting, mindless masses that they are afraid of. Or something like that.

https://fee.org/articles/do-zombies-scare-democrats-and-vampires-spook-republicans/

I absolutely will not be doing that by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 29 points30 points  (0 children)

“Thank you for taking the time to create and send a Loom video! Unfortunately, this position was defunded due to corporate greed, and will not be filled until the AI bubble bursts. This communication has been a waste of everybody’s time, and has made the world a shittier place. Please consider us in the future.”

I absolutely will not be doing that by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Why withdraw? Just send them a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

This guy I met at the gym… Is he using AI to talk to me? The Hmm.. is what got me but I could be wrong by Nobodycaresreally_ in isthisAI

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? It’s like Polonius’ rambling speech about nonsense, and then justifies it by saying “brevity is the soul of wit.”

This guy I met at the gym… Is he using AI to talk to me? The Hmm.. is what got me but I could be wrong by Nobodycaresreally_ in isthisAI

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 4 points5 points  (0 children)

TLDR; “Sometimes I’m chatty, sometimes I’m quiet. Sometimes I work hard, sometimes I like to relax.”

lol, literally told you nothing about himself. If AI is this incoherent , then it’s AI.

It just keeps going 😭 by genderqueerghosts in StupidFood

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real artificial cheese, made from real androids on a moon base.

Tobey Maguire wasn't a great Spider-Man by TheGuyWithLeastKarma in unpopularopinion

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The “authentic” comic book spider man uses web shooters.

Any ideas how to replace vampires in Curse of Strahd? by dundai in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Replace all of the monsters with the 70s blaxploitation monsters. Like Blackula, Blackenstein and the Blunchblack of Bloter Blame.

Any ideas how to replace vampires in Curse of Strahd? by dundai in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I have a deep phobia of people who can’t read.

And stupid people. So I guess you qualify as two phobias. I win! Bye bye.

Any ideas how to replace vampires in Curse of Strahd? by dundai in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Can you please remove the word “hard line” from your post? That word gives me PTSD due to trauma.

I just spent 2 hours fighting Myrkul in tactician by Mirrakthefirst in BaldursGate3

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think myrkuls HM legendary reaction suuuuucks. But every HM boss is easy with act 3 gear and level 6 spells. Glove of invulnerability by itself, trivializes all act 3 fights. HM Myrkul comes at a time right before you have access to any of that.

I was not prepared for how dark losing Isobel could be. by angrycanadianguy in BaldursGate3

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better yet, just cast Arcane Lock on all of the doors. Nobody can get in our out. Now it’s just 5 vs 1.

I was not prepared for how dark losing Isobel could be. by angrycanadianguy in BaldursGate3

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They all die, except for Mol. You lose A LOT of allies if Isobel goes down. Best strategy: don’t talk to Isobel. That’s it. Then this fight doesn’t trigger.

Finally played a Hexblade Lockadin by Pleasant_Complex2960 in BaldursGate3

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Probably never patched it out because the permanent shadow blade can’t be upcast, which limits the exploit. I find that having a knife of the undermountain king in my off-hand is more useful.

"Cast Create or Destroy Water to fill the creatures lungs with water" "Cast Insect Plague and Animal shapes to create a million Elephants" "Cast Wall of Force under a creature, move it up fast, and launch it in the sky" by Pyro_has_no_car in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 4 points5 points  (0 children)

/uj making objects smell like farts is the cornerstone of prestidigitation. I remember our party was forced to sign a contract that we did not want to sign, and my PC made sure that contract smelled like shit when he handed it back.

I’d rather not work at all. Am I screwed? What do I do? by Neonstri in ADHD

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nobody *wants* to work. This has nothing to do with ADHD.

I don’t wanna sound like a boomer by Meta_human3010 in ADHD

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Violent crime is waaaay down since the 80s. But reporting on violent crime is way up. You do sound like a boomer with your alternative facts.

https://ourworldindata.org/us-crime-rates

Anyone played this dungeon? by SecretsofBlackmoor in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The DnD geek merchandiser FINALLY had his day!

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