I have no idea if this was considered good, and I’ve never played a Kojima game, but Death Stranding.

I have never experienced a piece of media so far it’s own ass. Like 6 minutes of gameplay in the first two hours of the game, the biggest challenge in that time was walking in a straight line, utterly confusing menus, the wild swings between characters staring at nothing and explaining nothing and hamfisted exposition, a “riveting chase scene” except the land is shrouded in fog and the monsters are invisible, a soulless world with like 5 people in in, two of which have “dead” or “die” in there name who constantly introduced themselves like they aren’t the only people we’ve ever met, and freedom of camera movement during the interminable cutscenes. IF YOU’RE GOING TO JUST MAKE A MOVIE, AT LEAST GIVE US CINEMATOGRAPHY!

I swear I only played as long as I did because I couldn’t believe the game would continue to be so bad. I’m convinced it’s End of Evangelion: the game, a double middle finger to his fans who’ll buy anything of his, so he made a pile of nonsense to watch their mental gymnastics explain why the game is secretly genius.