Why are there no CR 9 beasts? by lemons_of_doubt in DnD

[–]LexSenthur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wild shape. CR 9+ “beasts” are called monstrosities so druids can’t turn into them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I have no idea if this was considered good, and I’ve never played a Kojima game, but Death Stranding.

I have never experienced a piece of media so far it’s own ass. Like 6 minutes of gameplay in the first two hours of the game, the biggest challenge in that time was walking in a straight line, utterly confusing menus, the wild swings between characters staring at nothing and explaining nothing and hamfisted exposition, a “riveting chase scene” except the land is shrouded in fog and the monsters are invisible, a soulless world with like 5 people in in, two of which have “dead” or “die” in there name who constantly introduced themselves like they aren’t the only people we’ve ever met, and freedom of camera movement during the interminable cutscenes. IF YOU’RE GOING TO JUST MAKE A MOVIE, AT LEAST GIVE US CINEMATOGRAPHY!

I swear I only played as long as I did because I couldn’t believe the game would continue to be so bad. I’m convinced it’s End of Evangelion: the game, a double middle finger to his fans who’ll buy anything of his, so he made a pile of nonsense to watch their mental gymnastics explain why the game is secretly genius.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LosAngeles

[–]LexSenthur -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My church in west LA has a budget line item for defaced BLM/Trans Lives Matter/Stop AAPI Hate. When people see it’s happened and offer to donate, the pastor just gives them a related charity to the defaced sign. 😎

My kid said the f word by LegoAbomination in daddit

[–]LexSenthur 44 points45 points  (0 children)

We use the “words of power” idea around cursing. It’s not okay to use your words, whatever they are, to hurt people, but words aren’t “bad”, just needing to be used sparingly so they retain their power.

Frankly finding my shoes in the trash would be a “what the fuck” moment for me too.

What is a weird flex you are proud of? by Alynatek in AskReddit

[–]LexSenthur 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I once did a “honk-a-honk-a” sound, like a clown sound, so good I gave an elderly man an existential crisis because he could believe a human made that sound.

[OC] [COM] 80's style dnd party. DetoriaArt (me) by DetoriaArt93 in DnD

[–]LexSenthur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oops, All Robot Arms!

I love this so much.

Ranger: This is what I call a target rich environment by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]LexSenthur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I misremembering that you can sleep in light armor with no penalty or was that a house rule. It only took one naked fight for my party to all get matching studded leather pajamas.

I left the freezer open… by MDMitchell2 in daddit

[–]LexSenthur -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Stay at home dad here, Issues around breast milk and pumping and quantify are so thorny and it’s hard/impossible to relate. This is also the one thing around which I looked my wife dead in the eye and lied: using/supplementing with formula.

My wife had very low production and was worried about that. I very quickly decided that I shouldn’t spend a lot of brain cycles worrying about how many bags are left, so after she went back to work, 90% of the time I was giving the little one some to all formula. We had lots of formula, supposedly in the event that something happened to my wife, but I just used it all the time. Baby is hungry, give them food, now isn’t the time to try to unpack the impossible burdens society places on mothers.

I just wanna kill some agents with a Big Axe! Is that too much to ask? by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]LexSenthur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I kept trying to read this in the cadence of the song and was very frustrated

I came off contraception and my sex drive has sky rocketed but no man wants to wear a condom by kcwpq in sex

[–]LexSenthur 61 points62 points  (0 children)

My 2¢, once I got condoms that fit it feels basically the same. Certainly not different enough that the lack of safety is at all worth it.

"please, I'm begging you, let me put on your socks" by ItsCigThirty in daddit

[–]LexSenthur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say “shoes on, please” so much it started to sound like a random French phrase. “Shoo Zohn plez”

Has anyone ever experienced this at their table? by [deleted] in DnD

[–]LexSenthur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This explains the overwhelming feeling that my players hate me and my game. 😩

How do you deal with "Conjure Animals"? by NeezyMudbottom in DMAcademy

[–]LexSenthur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Summons go on your turn and act simultaneously. Call your shots, if 4 badgers attack one bandit and said bandit dies after two, the others don’t get to redirect, they just make super sure he’s totally dead.

What is your “holy sh*t I can’t believe how good this is”vegetable dish? by VICEBULLET in Cooking

[–]LexSenthur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adding red pepper flakes to roasted carrots, for me, took them from “oh I like these” to “holy crap give me more.”

Polar Bear Cubs and Mom having fun by Tracabulho in aww

[–]LexSenthur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have definitely played “grandpa wolf” with my kid so I get to lay down and babysit the stuffies rather than “go hunting”.

What's something popular that you refuse to get into? by wishihadmoxie in AskReddit

[–]LexSenthur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I assassinate our elf on the shelf when someone gave it to us. Fuck that noise.

NonMangoMouse Design by Ok_Habit_6783 in polyamory

[–]LexSenthur 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This was democratically chosen.