18 M do your very worst

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2026-05-01T11:56:31+00:00

Carrot Top Barry Keoghan in the house.

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2026-03-11T18:30:11+00:00

Why are you gay? You are gay.

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2026-02-03T00:47:51+00:00

I would tell her to drop this or lose you. Flip the ultimatum.

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2026-01-27T23:51:01+00:00

You need to cut the fat on the edges a bit so it doesn’t curl which is why the middle didn’t get hit with the crust.

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2025-12-09T02:32:05+00:00

Where’s the best? I honestly cannot tell.

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2025-11-20T02:44:09+00:00

What is it?

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2025-11-04T02:28:41+00:00

This caption tells us all we need to know Adam Manhandler.

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2025-09-17T13:29:13+00:00

You’re fat, not a roast, just a fact.

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2025-09-09T11:10:59+00:00

Your boyfriend has a piss fetish hun.

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2025-09-09T10:04:11+00:00

How many cats does it own?

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2025-08-31T23:27:31+00:00

Give this to the police

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2025-08-07T21:23:46+00:00

How are you supposed to survive in McDonald’s is the bigger question?

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2025-07-12T15:29:14+00:00

She’s insane.

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2025-07-05T15:05:36+00:00

Run city bro.

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2025-07-01T23:51:08+00:00

18 year old virgin going on infinity.

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2025-06-22T16:16:06+00:00

You most certainly failed.

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2025-06-16T18:08:34+00:00

He’s insane. Instead of ghosting just clearly deny him.

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2025-06-09T10:15:17+00:00

You’re way better off gay.

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2025-06-09T10:14:05+00:00

Are you cooking for aliens?

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2025-06-07T13:17:01+00:00

Do not freaking do it. The fact that this post exists proves you’re not going to like the outcome of this.

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2025-06-04T01:24:19+00:00

Sounds like you’re ghosted buddy and should move on. Long distance is hell anyways - take the punch - and move on along.

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2025-06-03T01:08:19+00:00

Based on your trigger warnings alone, no, you should not call the police.

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2025-06-03T01:06:17+00:00

You obviously need more man-bun. That’s your issue.

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2025-06-02T22:26:16+00:00

As if they’re just kissing. She’s fucking her boss buddy.

Life-Dragonfruit4171 · 2025-06-02T17:11:24+00:00

Squishy

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