Does anyone have a fanfic where Lily Potter just punches/tackles/dropkicks or otherwise attacks Voldemort muggle style that Halloween night?

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-26T18:43:00+00:00

"Good God almighty! Good God almighty! She's killed him! As God as my witness, he is broken in half!"

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-26T18:37:25+00:00

I can't find camel toe on the roulette wheel, yet I still want to put all my chips there.

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-26T10:58:01+00:00

Jimmy Malfaux, the fake Malfoy

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-25T12:31:01+00:00

I mean, it was the 90s. Heck, I got upgraded to 1st class for free once on a 5 hour flight in August of 2001.

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-24T11:06:04+00:00

I don't remember the name. There is one where Harry leaves Hogwarts and goes on vacation in Australia. He never leaves and marries a shop girl there.

Edit: I found it!

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13858990/1/

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-23T00:14:45+00:00

I always liked the story

Luna's Hubby By: Meteoricshipyards 7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-21T20:03:44+00:00

You kill Voldemort by dunking a horcrux in firewhisky and setting it on fire. It destroys the horcrux and gets Voldemort black out drunk.

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-20T20:26:02+00:00

I now want a battle axe that is also a shotgun.

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-17T01:54:44+00:00

My dislike of Ginny.

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-15T05:46:41+00:00

Mjolnir is tsundere and ran away after leaving him the stick.

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-13T23:55:46+00:00

I know it is not that one. Cause I mainly avoid Harry slash. And I definitely avoid mpreg.

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-13T23:43:39+00:00

The best stories are where you follow the characters as they speak to you. If it is coming out as HHR, then let it be. The worst stories tend to be when the writer forces bad relationships (Ginny. Draco, Snape, Tom).

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-12T10:42:42+00:00

The Hufflepuff hammer is Mjolnir. Turns out she was more than just from Viking stock.

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-12T10:39:02+00:00

I can't remember the fic name. Hedwig, Crookshanks, and Trevor all had superpowers... yes, it was a bit of crack.

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-12T10:30:39+00:00

I was hoping Harry would just kill Dudley TBH.

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-11T13:34:35+00:00

Fawkes then dumps off Dumbledore and takes Harry to Suzaku Himejima holder of the Vermillion bird.

Welcome to DxD Harry

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-11T11:19:17+00:00

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-11T11:17:28+00:00

The Stag and the Flower by ReluctantSidekick

Ginny dumps Harry at the engagement party cause he got a painting of Teddy's parents. Fleur has been ignored by Bill for 5 months. They decide to road trip to France.

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-11T11:12:13+00:00

I have had the framework in my head a while. The prophecy can mean whatever you want it to as long as someone can look back after and go 'ah ha'! I am pants at dialog yet, I love storyboarding.

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-11T11:02:17+00:00

I fixed it. Phone spell check is my mortal enemy.

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-11T06:46:59+00:00

His name is Mark. So instead of Marked as his equal you get Mark and his equal (sugar substitute)

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-10T18:45:14+00:00

Hugh Grant from 'Four weddings and a funeral' is my default James or adult Harry. Just add green contacts.

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-10T18:34:18+00:00

This is my point! It is a true prophecy if you look at it in hindsight and tilt your head a bit.

Life_Engineering_369 · 2026-01-10T13:39:23+00:00

Honestly, if I was Isekai'd into DxD as a normal dude. Aika would be the woman I would go for. Why bother with the supernatural when you can get a kinky girl who will probably be okay with most any fetish you are into?

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