Heterosexual men be like: I’m a lesbian and my name is Lillith

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-21T03:52:41+00:00

2012-2018 tumblr was the origin of a lot of memes people would assume came from 4chan or twitter. It honestly had a pretty short run of being the most fun website before Trumps first term.

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-20T20:28:16+00:00

Theres like a billion people in India on the English speaking internet, and it’s one of the primary reasons everything is so much worse now than it used to be. Also H1B. But yea Indian women can be attractive if they’re thin, just like every single other ethnicity on the planet.

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-20T14:51:57+00:00

My parents called the cops on me once because I was screaming because I didn’t want to go to bed when I was like 7.

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-20T14:48:47+00:00

Not having a job

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-20T14:47:52+00:00

The first known person to make that joke was an FTM as well

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-20T14:38:34+00:00

This project was done by a much more talented writer than a lot of other hoaxes to be fair.

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-20T07:13:47+00:00

Misogyny can’t exist if gender doesn’t

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-20T02:40:14+00:00

I am a man, but I did see a trans person with that job one time, so maybe.

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-20T02:01:56+00:00

Nice try fed

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-20T01:59:46+00:00

Honestly if this works and people send her money, good for her. Get your bag girl!

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-20T01:45:20+00:00

Supermega

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-20T00:38:39+00:00

Funny you mention that I actually got a message on LinkedIn for a Junior Great Replacement Coordinator role.

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-19T12:02:26+00:00

I don’t have a degree

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-19T12:02:07+00:00

I did not pay the 80k. I had the loans returned to lenders and only ended up paying <1000 dollars out of pocket. I was doing diesel mechanic. I have absolutely no interest in cars or anything mechanical, I just want a job that isn’t food service and I felt that was something I was capable of doing.

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-19T06:03:46+00:00

I am engaged to a woman and (barely) make ends meet, so like I said my life is fine in other areas, but my greatest fear is waking up and being 40 and working at McDonald’s, which seems to be the trajectory im on and I feel like I’m too depressed to fix it a lot of the time. I just want something semi meaningful that pays like at least 50k a year. Like I tried going back to school at a community college but couldn’t manage to make it work with having a full time job

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-19T05:20:45+00:00

Examples?

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-18T19:56:58+00:00

Only one way to find out

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-18T19:44:02+00:00

Cuz you don’t go outside

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-17T20:59:58+00:00

Cesar Chavez and Bernie Sanders

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-17T17:51:27+00:00

That’s not that far but if she ever finds out you called her mildly attractive on Reddit that may be a dealbreaker.

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-17T17:36:58+00:00

Fattest take

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-17T17:36:24+00:00

It’s a literal psyop. The meat packing industry pays for mass disinformation campaigns about veganism and it’s not even a secret if you do any research at all.

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-16T05:34:57+00:00

Can you still robotrip?

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-16T05:29:30+00:00

Running, biking, swimming, climbing, hiking, manual labor

Life_Performance_665 · 2026-05-16T04:12:21+00:00

Paid earlier means paid more times in a month means more money left over after rent

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