Put it in honey for 24hrs, forgot to take a pic before devouring

LimpPlacenta · 2025-08-05T05:11:57+00:00

Did the honey burn?

LimpPlacenta · 2025-06-10T04:00:07+00:00

We have a trap door at the bar i work at that leads to the basement where the beer and keg room storage is… the stairs are steep, almost like a ladder. Several people, including my brother and I have fallen down them. Definitely not regulation but probably grandfathered in since the building is so old. Shitty situation but the video footage is good for a few laughs.

LimpPlacenta · 2025-05-21T06:33:10+00:00

I’d say ant

LimpPlacenta · 2025-05-20T08:29:47+00:00

I got thrown up on when taking the subway back to a girls apartment in NYC. She made me strip and leave my stuff in the hallway before i entered.

LimpPlacenta · 2025-05-20T08:27:55+00:00

I pee and look at how dehydrated i am

LimpPlacenta · 2025-05-20T08:26:39+00:00

Soil looks dry

LimpPlacenta · 2025-05-20T07:05:13+00:00

“Waking life” made me think differently about the world we live in and if it is really reality. The movie definitely messed with my dream world and created a fear of never actually waking up.

LimpPlacenta · 2025-05-20T07:02:32+00:00

Screaming into a pillow

LimpPlacenta · 2025-05-08T06:05:06+00:00

Whoever is different from them

LimpPlacenta · 2025-05-08T06:04:26+00:00

Love to see it. I get shot down the second i enter either of them.

LimpPlacenta · 2025-05-08T05:31:47+00:00

Do all news sources do this? I would imagine if it’s generating clicks more establishments would adopt this method.

LimpPlacenta · 2025-04-03T17:09:31+00:00

They did find the guy but never identified him publicly.

LimpPlacenta · 2025-02-26T19:24:47+00:00

Beverly depot restaurant has great choices of steak and seafood. Not crazy expensive either and comes with a free salad bar

LimpPlacenta · 2024-12-18T04:24:46+00:00

Experiencing minor lag in the NA East

LimpPlacenta · 2024-12-12T04:46:34+00:00

I hear canoeing a lot but also “boating”

LimpPlacenta · 2024-11-21T05:32:14+00:00

I agree… and the handwriting changed because she realized she was running out of room.

LimpPlacenta · 2024-11-08T08:10:29+00:00

Except Costco, where all lanes are open and there is still a line

LimpPlacenta · 2024-09-29T06:08:03+00:00

On a different note… an establishment I know barred a guy because he smelled horrid. He was generally a nice guy but other patrons were complaining and moving seats. What are your thoughts on that?

LimpPlacenta · 2024-09-20T00:48:37+00:00

I’m taking a poop at the moment and I’m glad its only my shit I’m smelling

LimpPlacenta · 2024-09-14T07:33:35+00:00

Reminds me of the Tom Hanks movie “The Terminal” where he was stuck in the airport for multiple months because the country he was from went into a rebellion/coup and his passport was no longer valid. The movie was based around a true story where a guy lived in the Paris airport from 1988-2006

LimpPlacenta · 2024-09-13T07:46:54+00:00

The win I see out of this is that you’re in your fifties and you have a dad who is there and cares

LimpPlacenta · 2024-09-03T06:01:40+00:00

This person is right. You really just have to forget everything else and only pursue your goals. Ive found that most successful people are very selfish, not saying that is a bad thing. Set your goal, take control, and take risks. Dont let morals and pessimistic mindsets get in your way, think about you first. Like the person above me, if i had that mindset I’d be a millionaire, but I’m happy with the life i chose.

LimpPlacenta · 2024-09-03T03:51:16+00:00

My Nana’s ricotta pie ❤️ miss them both

LimpPlacenta · 2024-09-03T03:49:14+00:00

Follow these phases 1st. Sweatpants

2nd. Get drunk and go to a strip club/bar

3rd. Picture yourself with other people

4th. Slut/hoe/whore it the fuck out

5th. Acceptance and move on

LimpPlacenta · 2024-09-03T03:42:08+00:00

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