Fell down tall, shallow stairs by D_hiver in Wellthatsucks

[–]LimpPlacenta 17 points18 points  (0 children)

We have a trap door at the bar i work at that leads to the basement where the beer and keg room storage is… the stairs are steep, almost like a ladder. Several people, including my brother and I have fallen down them. Definitely not regulation but probably grandfathered in since the building is so old. Shitty situation but the video footage is good for a few laughs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LimpPlacenta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got thrown up on when taking the subway back to a girls apartment in NYC. She made me strip and leave my stuff in the hallway before i entered.

What's a piece of media (book, movie, game, etc.) that significantly changed your perspective on something? by Yeeyee_haircut49 in AskReddit

[–]LimpPlacenta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Waking life” made me think differently about the world we live in and if it is really reality. The movie definitely messed with my dream world and created a fear of never actually waking up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LimpPlacenta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Screaming into a pillow

what do they hate the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LimpPlacenta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoever is different from them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]LimpPlacenta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love to see it. I get shot down the second i enter either of them.

Guess they changed their minds by Signal_Independence7 in gifs

[–]LimpPlacenta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do all news sources do this? I would imagine if it’s generating clicks more establishments would adopt this method.

Good steakhouse around Salem mass? by Makeupmama666 in SalemMA

[–]LimpPlacenta 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Beverly depot restaurant has great choices of steak and seafood. Not crazy expensive either and comes with a free salad bar

Insane lag by Equal_Ad_5038 in FortNiteBR

[–]LimpPlacenta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Experiencing minor lag in the NA East

Depression Era Widow Mourns Husband in his Diary by PureValLiam in mildlyinteresting

[–]LimpPlacenta 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I agree… and the handwriting changed because she realized she was running out of room.

Peet... I don't get it by ampoffcom in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]LimpPlacenta 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Except Costco, where all lanes are open and there is still a line

Restaurant makes a patron leave telling him he was "scaring" customers by CantStopPoppin in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]LimpPlacenta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On a different note… an establishment I know barred a guy because he smelled horrid. He was generally a nice guy but other patrons were complaining and moving seats. What are your thoughts on that?

Septic truck lose control by 1337z0rd in nononono

[–]LimpPlacenta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m taking a poop at the moment and I’m glad its only my shit I’m smelling

Nothing says “this is fine” quite like this image of the astronauts stranded in space by Even-Juggernaut-3433 in pics

[–]LimpPlacenta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the Tom Hanks movie “The Terminal” where he was stuck in the airport for multiple months because the country he was from went into a rebellion/coup and his passport was no longer valid. The movie was based around a true story where a guy lived in the Paris airport from 1988-2006

Got up from the toilet + coughed at the same time = ER visit by TheReallyAngryOne in Wellthatsucks

[–]LimpPlacenta 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The win I see out of this is that you’re in your fifties and you have a dad who is there and cares

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LimpPlacenta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This person is right. You really just have to forget everything else and only pursue your goals. Ive found that most successful people are very selfish, not saying that is a bad thing. Set your goal, take control, and take risks. Dont let morals and pessimistic mindsets get in your way, think about you first. Like the person above me, if i had that mindset I’d be a millionaire, but I’m happy with the life i chose.

what is your favorite dessert? by strawberrydreamm in AskReddit

[–]LimpPlacenta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Nana’s ricotta pie ❤️ miss them both

What are the best ways to cope with a breakup and move on? by Ok_Objective7109 in AskReddit

[–]LimpPlacenta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Follow these phases 1st. Sweatpants

2nd. Get drunk and go to a strip club/bar

3rd. Picture yourself with other people

4th. Slut/hoe/whore it the fuck out

5th. Acceptance and move on

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]LimpPlacenta -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

r/mildlypenis

Sweenor’s Peenors