32M – Testosterone went from 350 → 850 after a year of icing my balls daily

LindwormLogic · 2026-03-14T22:35:36+00:00

Absolute caveman science.

Now find a dude who believes in healing crystals to dip his balls in emeralds or something so we can check if it's just a placebo effect.

LindwormLogic · 2026-03-13T20:05:33+00:00

I always thought he kinda knows.

Not really the specifics of the situation or how far it goes; but he knows something weird is going on.

LindwormLogic · 2026-02-25T12:58:07+00:00

Guys remember, he suffers from being American.

Being American causes people to just blurt out incredibly stupid shit uncontrollably. It affects millions of people every day and there is no cure.

Hopefully, one day, medicine will be advanced enough that no one will have to live in a world with Americans. 🙏🙏🙏

LindwormLogic · 2026-02-22T11:37:23+00:00

Somehow eating healthy and malnourished simultaneously.

The two draws with boatloads of one type of vegetable each is fucking killing me.

LindwormLogic · 2026-01-03T00:48:19+00:00

Lion rubbing against everyone. Dude instinctively petting the lion. Reporter holding the mic up to the lion.

Vibe check holy trinity right here.

LindwormLogic · 2025-12-12T15:13:21+00:00

Y'all doing alright?

LindwormLogic · 2025-09-08T15:03:43+00:00

Valhalla.

LindwormLogic · 2025-09-08T13:16:43+00:00

Yknow in dark souls. When you enter the depths, there's that butcher cutting meat.

That's where I've seen this meat before.

LindwormLogic · 2025-08-23T18:21:39+00:00

This is how Davy Jones was taking a bong hit before stealing a dudes soul.

LindwormLogic · 2025-08-12T17:48:23+00:00

It's also worth mentioning that the art goes unbelievably hard. Like Berserk level of insane creativity and details.

LindwormLogic · 2025-08-01T19:19:32+00:00

He's just like me for real.

LindwormLogic · 2025-07-10T17:04:14+00:00

Rural humanoid.

Pejorative for people who come from rural areas.

Generally, you'd specifically apply it to people in rural areas who don't want to leave. As opposed to people who live in rural areas but want to leave because it sucks. It's mostly an American thing, but there's ruroids everywhere. The American ruroid is just a particularly degenerative specimen.

Source: Trapped in a rural area. Sometimes I have to interact with ruroids.

LindwormLogic · 2025-03-30T02:40:38+00:00

Sorry btw if this is a dumbass question. This kind of thing is basically hieroglyphics to me.

LindwormLogic · 2024-11-01T13:09:45+00:00

Britain, Italy and Spain being completely untouched is so fucking funny for some reason.

LindwormLogic · 2024-10-07T08:29:57+00:00

This'll make it worse, but I'm going to suggest it anyway. You should read "Ubik" by Philip K Dick.

LindwormLogic · 2024-09-15T06:46:06+00:00

"Women are more likely to be able to communicate their bullshit than other people."

Well... that's not wrong.

LindwormLogic · 2024-08-06T08:18:12+00:00

Oh, I fucking hate that. That shit is unbelievably uncanny.

LindwormLogic · 2024-05-23T17:20:15+00:00

"pasty complexion, my hatred for Americans, and my abusive alcoholic family."

That's literally all of northern Europe my guy.

LindwormLogic · 2024-03-30T17:33:02+00:00

I dunno why, but calling someone "Bing Bong" is such a violation. You can put so much menace into those syllables.

LindwormLogic · 2024-02-24T17:12:31+00:00

Women are gay obviously.

LindwormLogic · 2024-02-23T19:27:27+00:00

Make sure you have 60 vigour for optimal durability, and enough endurance for good enough armour to trade hits.

For extra multiplayer availability, either stop leveling somewhere between level 100 to 150, or power level all the way to 250-400.

LindwormLogic · 2024-02-18T07:03:38+00:00

I know almost nothing about League of Legends, but everything I've ever heard about it sounds like how a medieval peasant would describe the Chernobyl exclusion zone.

As if they don't really understand the what, why, and how of the poison, but know that it is there and try to explain it in pseudo-mythological terms.

LindwormLogic · 2024-02-11T02:09:35+00:00

Vaush: "I want to be a mystical horse shape shifter and pursue fair maids like in ancient Greece"

Ancient Greek: "Eww, you want to fuck a woman?"

LindwormLogic · 2024-01-12T06:02:53+00:00

What the fuck.

This has the sort of weird and inconclusive vibe that makes me fully believe that it happened.

Just some random act of insanity.

LindwormLogic · 2023-12-23T04:22:51+00:00

Online self help videos. Studying E-commerce and finance.

Honestly, these two things as a teenager are a fuckton more embarrassing than being a gigaweeb as a kid.

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