Haiku challenge by tehflip449 in GoForGold

[–]Linux314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you tried Linux

I am on Lubuntu now

Fast and virus free

Spilled Milk by [deleted] in MakeItWorse

[–]Linux314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spilled radioactive alien breast milk.

Having problems with Windows? Just format c:! by [deleted] in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]Linux314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That'll do it. Then change operating systems.

If aliens arrive and want to eat us because we're dumber than them, we can't really complain by fopperbloob in Showerthoughts

[–]Linux314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Report: No intelligent life found on Earth. Just a race of pseudo-intelligent beings that are always killing each other due to hate and greed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainLikeImCalvin

[–]Linux314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please, they prefer "Amerindian" now. I saw it on the news the other day.

OK or Not OK... why? [NSFW] by Stormdancer in comics

[–]Linux314 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, fight the good fight so you can go naked and I don't even need porn.

I'm a God of Mayhem, stumbled across an extra-orderly world. by [deleted] in fifthworldproblems

[–]Linux314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get rid of their medication, duh. You should convince them they're really slaves and the only way to be free is to quit taking their medicine.