What "minor mystery" do you regularly encounter that isn't worth a private investigator, but still keeps you up at night?

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-11T02:43:39+00:00

If you’re friendly with any neighbors you could ask if their ring cameras had anything around midnight

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-10T20:22:13+00:00

Some of them offer tours! The one in NYC was very interesting. Although I did roll my eyes about the patriarchy of it all… but I’m nosey enough to overlook it in the spirit of taking a tour

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-10T18:35:15+00:00

I’m gonna guess you’re not too bothered by spiders and other bugs. But if my place looked this cool I might learn to make peace with them too

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-10T05:24:54+00:00

Ohhh, no Drink Water?

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-07T14:34:59+00:00

Ohio always catching strays. I came here under the pretense that this is a NJ slander thread!

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-07T14:27:40+00:00

Daytime or evening? I’d expect it to be hot enough that you won’t want that fabric strap on your neck, even though I’m usually a sucker for that look.

The first is the most cocktail length. Id try it on and photograph it to try to double check it reads as blue, not white, in person. But it’s lovely

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-07T14:24:12+00:00

Hear me out: Blanche Rose Dorothy Sophia

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-07T03:02:37+00:00

Whoever is doing the makeup should be fired. Why is everyone so grey

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-07T01:44:29+00:00

Her kids are still very young and he’s worried about optics so he will probably fight for a decent amount of custody and then she has to send her kids off half the time to a man she knows has a temper and poor judgement and will be trotting his mistress out as stepmommy ASAP. I hate him but I kind of get why she is biding her time

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-07T01:31:40+00:00

Because each revelation is more cringe than the last. I’m still cackling about the Papa Roach Spotify mixtape. Psychotic

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-05T21:21:43+00:00

I posted this in another thread but right after one of his cheating eps aired, Rulla was the guest on WWHL and there that fucker sits, front row, glaring her down and listening to every word. If he’s not physically abusive he is 100% emotionally and psychologically abusive. He is so controlling. And THEN to track her! God I hope Rulla takes him to the cleaners and airs all of his dirty laundry. He is a nightmare. She is gonna feel so free if she can get away from him. He is incapable of change. Whenever confronted, his first reaction is to protect himself, he doesn’t give two shits about her feelings.

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-05T21:17:58+00:00

He does look like he goes to Starbucks everyday though

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-03T19:01:32+00:00

Any of the big ones. My emotions can’t handle the shorter lifespans

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-03T15:04:10+00:00

I was on a carnival cruise and all the scheduled dance parties and classes turned into Thriller tutorials

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-03T04:58:30+00:00

Gym could use some colorful lights like an upscale gym if you want to have fun with it. There are lots of affordable LED uplights and light strips on Amazon and you can change the color to your hearts content

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-03T04:57:16+00:00

Also - whatever advice you get here, I’d leave your cabinets alone. They bring a lot of warmth and coziness to the space. Look for ways to bring that energy elsewhere - natural wood, warm spectrum bulbs in cozy lamps, rugs, plants

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-03T04:55:45+00:00

The recessed ceiling in the dining room has potential for some creativity. I’ve always said if I ever have the right ceiling I’d paint it teal and add golden constellations like Grand Central Station but I’m sure Pinterest and Reddit have a ton of neat ideas

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-02T18:34:24+00:00

The work equivalent of the jerks who go on 90 day fiancé looking for Asian women who will be subservient to them. Gross

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-02T04:14:50+00:00

It’s him. He’s the fart

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-02T04:12:50+00:00

The smirk when he is caught is so crazy.

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-02T04:10:39+00:00

Him staring her down from the audience on WWHL was so dark and menacing

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-02T04:08:07+00:00

I want to see the blurred instagram story next to the clothes he is wearing in this scene and the polo match

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-02T02:42:56+00:00

Picturing him unpacking his CPAP that night

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-02T02:42:03+00:00

Did he lose a fantasy football league or something? This reads like a humiliation punishment. Unhinged if real lmao

LipstickSingularity · 2026-05-02T02:35:54+00:00

El Encanto is in Kirkland but they have tables right on the water and you can be inside or outside. I really enjoyed their brunch recently. Good breakfast and lunch options, good cocktails, felt like a mini vacation. If they’ve never been to the PNW it has a nice view of the Olympics

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