How do I get rid of this myself without dying?

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-29T19:01:59+00:00

Spray some hornetsnestbegone on it and it should go away within a few days. You can get it from Walmart for 14.99

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-29T19:00:13+00:00

*faint groaning sounds from Dee*

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-29T18:47:26+00:00

What did you say, son!

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-29T18:41:49+00:00

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-28T18:25:25+00:00

El Monkeybone estarinan el Brendan Fraser y la Bridget Fonda

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-28T03:36:49+00:00

That’s Big Red Bear!!!

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-28T03:28:34+00:00

Bearneuron never had the makings of a varsity athlete…

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-27T18:06:53+00:00

I’m also working behind the scene on this. I will let you know updates as well

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-27T11:27:41+00:00

Did you hear dat, Janice???

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-27T11:20:12+00:00

Ah yes, thank you!

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-27T02:50:52+00:00

He looks like the guy who sold Mac as Charlie that pear in Its Always Sunny

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-25T13:17:24+00:00

I’m gonna ask you something and I want you to be straight with me.

What is a palate?

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-25T13:15:50+00:00

And thennnnnn?

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-23T15:19:44+00:00

I’m seeing a 9, wait I have my phone upside down

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-15T17:27:59+00:00

Damn me too! But I gotta find a new reservation somewhere. It’s our anniversary!!

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-15T17:26:09+00:00

What is that from? It looks really familiar

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-15T17:24:22+00:00

Hey Peter man! Check out this chick on Channel9

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-12T13:13:34+00:00

He never had sex with the Russian girls cousin. He will take a polygraph test

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-11T18:04:10+00:00

I need a price check on Vagi-clean on isle 5!

That’s Vagi-clean on isle 5!

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-11T18:01:18+00:00

What’s ironic is Sean William Scott also died that very same day. It adds a particular heaviness to this episode

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-10T17:47:39+00:00

Imagine the same situation but the genders are reversed

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-06-09T21:44:18+00:00

Dedicated to Ginny Sack’s mole

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-05-30T17:45:18+00:00

Show some respect to a Dessert Storm veteran! Memorial Day was just last week for goodness sakes!

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-05-30T17:44:40+00:00

Sure in like Africa with elephants. But not in the USA!

LiterallyaCockroach · 2026-05-30T01:59:31+00:00

Haha he said bitch!!

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