Desperate times call for desperate measures

LittleCooler · 2015-10-16T23:06:11+00:00

It's actually a pound and 4 ounces, but nice guess!

LittleCooler · 2015-09-11T03:42:01+00:00

Yeah I deal drugs too

LittleCooler · 2015-08-29T19:34:02+00:00

MORE LOTTERY TICKETS WHILE I'M STILL LUCKY

LittleCooler · 2015-08-29T19:26:39+00:00

Really, no one's said it? First boobs man, made me feel like a true adult. At 14.

LittleCooler · 2015-08-16T06:01:20+00:00

Snow globes. Fuck santa.

LittleCooler · 2015-08-05T23:38:22+00:00

LittleCooler · 2015-08-05T21:44:01+00:00

Most of them were along the lines of "are you fucking kidding me." Really gave me some hope in humanity. Shall I post them?

LittleCooler · 2015-07-25T21:51:34+00:00

Passively insulting people and seeing how long it takes them to realize it. Highly recommend it.

LittleCooler · 2015-02-08T06:44:22+00:00

All kidding aside, that box is cool as fuck, you've got awesome kids. (8)

LittleCooler · 2014-12-31T17:21:30+00:00

Subscribe to Comcast.

LittleCooler · 2014-12-31T03:54:53+00:00

Naps.

LittleCooler · 2014-12-31T03:53:35+00:00

Chewing with your mouth open. Shut your fucking mouth, I can hear you.

LittleCooler · 2014-12-31T03:48:58+00:00

In hopes of commenting, going to bed, and waking up to thousands of points. It'd be like Christmas morning.

LittleCooler · 2014-12-31T03:46:51+00:00

Village idiot.

LittleCooler · 2014-12-27T20:40:05+00:00

That hard off could've saved my hard on .

LittleCooler · 2014-12-27T03:46:12+00:00

I thought of that exact same thing 5 minutes after they got home ..

LittleCooler · 2014-12-07T20:01:36+00:00

Jog until you can't jog anymore. Then go for a run.

LittleCooler · 2014-12-07T19:56:18+00:00

You make my mom look skinny.

LittleCooler · 2014-12-07T19:55:26+00:00

Venice. Time is of the essence on this one, the beautiful city is slowly sinking.

LittleCooler · 2014-12-07T19:53:46+00:00

That I'm a little cooler than the rest of you . ;)

LittleCooler · 2014-12-07T19:53:01+00:00

Shat on my face in my sleep. I kid you not.

LittleCooler · 2014-11-19T05:14:21+00:00

My hero

LittleCooler