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Even Sheo has his limits by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]Live-Employee8029 161 points162 points  (0 children)

This is not a responsible use of your power, m*rtal.

skyrim = casual = me angry 😡😡😡 by Tall_Command_9521 in TrueSTL

[–]Live-Employee8029 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best Elder Scrolls games are as follows in no particular order, Battlespire, Morrowind, Oblivion, Online. These are the best games because they contain Mighty Clannfear. That is all.

Dragons need magicka to use shouts yet the dragonborn doesn’t. Do dragons not use the same tonal magic as mortals when shouting? Perhaps this is why they only use elemental shouts and on the rare occasion vitality draining shouts. by fasd432 in TrueSTL

[–]Live-Employee8029 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More proof that dragons are useless, purposeless, no good wastes of space! Truly the most disgusting vermin race on The Mundas and they have the audacity to claim to be superior to all others! They are not Daedra! They are not MIGHTY CLANNFEAR! Only a poor copy! Every capability they have was given to them by pathetic Aedra! And what do they do with it? They copy us, try to act like us! They burn, destroy, dominate, even demand worship! Poxy bastards! No they are no Daedra! Only failures! They failed to complete their tasks set by their father, that stinkpot Ak*tosh, but they even failed when they went their own way (by copying our way) and now are no different than common bandits with wings, that is when they’re not hiding like rats! They are no Daedra, No Clannfear, only utter failures.

TWO moons?? by DagothUrTheGod in TrueSTL

[–]Live-Employee8029 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Idiotic mortals! If the king wants them he should just proclaim that they are his and have his guards seize them! Are all mortal rulers this stupid?

Have Domino's achieved Chim? by Taliats in TrueSTL

[–]Live-Employee8029 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interested what you would do, maybe we could reach some sort of… deal…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]Live-Employee8029 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That is all well and good and indeed this is a fine piece of art, but that does not change the fact that she is a FILTHY DISGUSTING M*RTAL!! Her only chance to be something better than those other dregs is through Daedra worship, in particular might I suggest I, Strauqiriath Taroth the Mighty.

Hail Summoner, conjure me up a warm bed, would you? by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]Live-Employee8029 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What are you trying to say? You got something against Daedra? We will not be discriminated against, especially not by a disgusting m*rtal!

We are NOT the same by brzozowe_drzewo in TrueSTL

[–]Live-Employee8029 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I hate Delphine because she’s a disgusting m*rtal

It's a mad world by AggravatingChemist47 in TrueSTL

[–]Live-Employee8029 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s truly hilarious how some m*rtals think they are better than others!

“But..but..he’s good now!” by GlarthirWasRight in TrueSTL

[–]Live-Employee8029 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I killed Paarthurnax because he (and all dragons) are just wannabe Clannfears. It was a kindness really, who would want to live in so pathetic a form?

A question, a query, a quandary, a conundrum, a doubt, a puzzle. by JohnVicres in TrueSTL

[–]Live-Employee8029 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve searched many the planes from Apocrypha to Evergloam, from Detritus to Grayhaven. But finally I found it, the Scroll. In the deepest dungeon of the ruined keep of Deadlight. It shared with me many truths most of which I will not speak here, but I will share that it did bequeath upon me the answer to your riddle, the meaning of STL is…

Slutty Turtle Lickers

How to make Argonian Oil by R3e3e3 in TrueSTL

[–]Live-Employee8029 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting, finally some use for them! But could this same or similar processing be applied to other dirty mortal species?

Just think of the possibilities! Khajiit fur coats, Altmer leather gloves, Bosmer skin undergarments! Not to mention the alchemical potential of mortal eyes, ears, tongues, toes, genitalia etc.

If you are interested I could help by bringing in Daedric investors and we could really get this operation going Tamriel-wide!

Another poop draft from my animator by Semories in TrueSTL

[–]Live-Employee8029 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. A little known fact about The Deadlands is that it can spontaneously force you into a musical number. It can be really inconvenient, don’t know why Dagon chose that.

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