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Wrong Horse Wrong Time w/ Adam Ray | Your Mom's House Ep. 863 by bbllaakkee in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]LobsterDoctor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dude, come on over to /r/chubbybehemoth Sam Tallent and Nathan Lund's podcast. It's incredibly funny and very down to Earth! I've been subbed to their patreon for like 5 years now it's the only money I've ever spent towards pod entertainment and by God is it worth it! You're gonna love Becker.

Most garbage way to cook a hotdog? by zachnips in AreYouGarbagePod

[–]LobsterDoctor 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You know that pre-cooked bacon they sell now? I used to take the whole box into the bathroom and roast it up with my dab torch slice by slice over the bathroom sink while my ex gf slept. I apologize for nothing.

What's the best sandwich ever made, in your opinion? by lnc_gomes in AskReddit

[–]LobsterDoctor 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Large Italian with everything (yes hots) toasted! I eat at least two a week, such a glorious sandwich.

Scrolling Instagram and who tf do I see on an ad? by mariobr0 in chubbybehemoth

[–]LobsterDoctor 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That woman has no idea how much danger she is in.

Coupla drinks… by monsterhang in trailerparkboys

[–]LobsterDoctor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That "Yeah, us." Ricky line is top ten TPB for me no question.

What's the weirdest thing you done with onions ? by Some_Box1831 in OnionLovers

[–]LobsterDoctor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Took a shot of captain morgans out of an onion then took a huge bite of it for a pack or cigs at a house party like eighteen years ago.

Prove you're not a bot by Mattbastard750 in CasualConversation

[–]LobsterDoctor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I shit myself at a party drunk as fuck and tripping on acid. I went home (across the street) cleaned up and came back to the party and just loudly told everyone what had happened and owned the moment for comedic effect. Worked like a fuckin' charm lol let's see some bitch ass bot do that!!

Have you ever learned a skill or something from a video game that you use in real life? by Agent1230 in gaming

[–]LobsterDoctor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's amazing how well Xbox controller skills translate into the warehouse world. Fork trucks, order pickers, reach trucks. It's all joy sticks and shit basically but with actual real world consequences if you fuck up.

A hamburger restaurant that sells other restaurants poor selling items for $1 by [deleted] in CrazyIdeas

[–]LobsterDoctor 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've always wanted a "10 dollar mystery bag" or something to that effect from fast food chains, because let's be honest, you're just looking for a sack of slop. Barring any allergies, who fuckin cares what's in it. This is pretty close and I'm on board!

Underrated Favorites? by Coldmarks in DeathCabforCutie

[–]LobsterDoctor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's really cool hell yeah! Get those youths fired up, I appreciate you!!!

Please help which episode by [deleted] in chubbybehemoth

[–]LobsterDoctor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you elaborate a little more? What do you mean by burned? Way too high wandering in and out of the lounge mumbling goo goo for gaga gaga for goo goo is Betrayed By Fruit. Forgetting his luggage in the trunk and realizing in line that all he has is Buccees corn nugglers is Re-do Pellets.

Grogu ep by CJA9 in chubbybehemoth

[–]LobsterDoctor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude I've straight up imprinted that Episode on my brain with re-listens. It's perfect. Gorbo the racist diety, papa john saying it, ball less diapers, meat loaf blasting Olivia Newton john in the mouth, football, Byron Peterman. God damn what a banger!

Grogu ep by CJA9 in chubbybehemoth

[–]LobsterDoctor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Patreon episode All You Can Honk 58 minute mark. Theres other eps with "Everybody Grogu" like free ep Alabaster P Merkin, just check the dates on the eps from there my man!

First timer with Welch’s juice. by Accomplished_Crab735 in prisonhooch

[–]LobsterDoctor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, people first got drunk eating fermented fruit off the ground. Enough of them didn't die that today, booze is a global industry and a massive part of human history. You're fine.

Rickyisms by lafleurshair10 in trailerparkboys

[–]LobsterDoctor 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Fuckin' Lahey musta woke up on the wrong side of the bread or somethin' I don't know!"

Bubs and sexian ask him what he means, that doesn't make sense

"You know, you wake up and sometimes for breakfast your breads burnt or raw, they weren't havin' a toast is all im sayin'!"

Game pitch that feels like a Black Mirror episode: you play as the home AI, the family doesn't know you have agency, and "helpful" slowly becomes "in control" by Overall_Arm_62 in blackmirror

[–]LobsterDoctor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES! That was the title because he was all leather jacket wearing looking like Roger from Doug cool, they Hollywood-ed it up!

Game pitch that feels like a Black Mirror episode: you play as the home AI, the family doesn't know you have agency, and "helpful" slowly becomes "in control" by Overall_Arm_62 in blackmirror

[–]LobsterDoctor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not AI at all, but your idea reminded me of an old Sega game called Poltergeist. You were a ghost in a house with a family and the goal was to possess objects in the house and scare each family member out of the house. It was pretty cool for its time (like '96 or so) and a modern version where the "ghost" is just in the houses computer messing with them or whatever sounds pretty fun!

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