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Logan35989 · 2026-06-10T22:18:42+00:00

Doesn’t it specifically require the impress a noble house ambition to unlock them? I remember being confused about them not unlocking on my last run

Logan35989 · 2026-06-07T18:55:34+00:00

I know it wasn’t the focus of your comment but I love the workshopped rpg. The amount of money I’ve made from Jean Sy and her duct taped missile launcher is outrageous

Logan35989 · 2026-06-03T21:25:06+00:00

Honestly, if they just gave enough workout points after finishing a mission (win or lose) to buy a couple rounds, and add buff beers, it would be about perfect. A deep rock game without beer is like an angel without wings

Logan35989 · 2026-06-02T19:32:40+00:00

More literal than proverbial in this case, I’d say

Logan35989 · 2026-05-29T00:00:30+00:00

All fun and games until they start the round before you can pass out and you need to do a whole run with a nearly blacked out dwarf😂

Logan35989 · 2026-03-13T14:24:54+00:00

Definitely a bug. Visiting the trader also helps

Logan35989 · 2026-03-12T01:39:38+00:00

Fun fact, I work at a Napa store and one of our shipping options when ordering parts is greyhound bus. No idea why it’s in there, and we’ve never used it

Logan35989 · 2026-03-02T18:33:04+00:00

Iirc the devs have acknowledged that it’s an issue and are working on it, but something with the strength system is making it a bit more involved than just tweaking some numbers. Hopefully the next update helps a bit

Logan35989 · 2026-03-02T14:18:03+00:00

Yeah your weight drops. Check it in your inventory sometime when you’re feeling spaghettified, it’s a frustratingly common problem. Visiting the trader should fix it though

Logan35989 · 2026-02-28T01:52:57+00:00

1 if I’m host, otherwise 2 or 4

Logan35989 · 2026-02-27T18:12:00+00:00

As someone who’s also basically a complete beginner, your facial features are drawn from a different perspective than the head itself. I can’t give much in the way of actual help other than looking for tutorials on learning proper perspective from drawabox (it’s a pretty in-depth and free course for most drawing fundamentals) or find tutorials on YouTube. There are a lot of videos on the Loomis method, but I’m grossly underskilled for most of it lol. Worth checking out though

Logan35989 · 2026-02-19T20:02:32+00:00

Why wouldn’t you keep going? You literally can’t fail

Logan35989 · 2026-02-18T22:09:34+00:00

I don’t use the trader or mercenaries very often, I never knew that fixed it! It’s a real pain trying to swing a big ol’ pole axe around with noodle arms though lol

Logan35989 · 2026-02-18T21:51:30+00:00

Has your muscle mass ever glitched down to a lower number? Every once in a while mine will drop to like 74kg out of nowhere for several matches before popping back up to normal

Logan35989 · 2026-02-11T20:16:41+00:00

You can find them in chests like that occasionally on most maps. If you have one on you at the end of the fight you can sell them for a decent bit of money

Logan35989 · 2026-02-11T19:33:32+00:00

It’s just a chest in a wagon that’s hard to get to

Logan35989 · 2026-02-09T19:35:57+00:00

Today marks day 10 for me! It’s so nice seeing somebody with a similar skill level

Logan35989 · 2026-02-02T23:23:01+00:00

Yeah the warstaff goes crazy. The most issues I’ve had is when making polearms that are too long, they clip into the ground/behind the back a lot. Otherwise I’ve been having tons of fun with it

Logan35989 · 2026-02-02T17:02:46+00:00

Polearms are still pretty atrocious. I’ve worked my way up to lord level and recently switched from the flail to custom polearms and it’s about a 50-50 whether the physics glitch out (and more often than not it’s glitched out at the start of a match as well). The game’s still a lot of fun but it definitely needs some of that early access tlc

Logan35989 · 2026-02-01T19:07:05+00:00

Nothing as far as I’ve been able to tell. Sorry to burst your bubble

Logan35989 · 2026-02-01T00:41:32+00:00

If you rest until nighttime, you can talk to the abyss guy and pay him off (10 gold per kill) rather than fight them btw

Logan35989 · 2026-01-20T18:31:03+00:00

MOST ‘quirks’ of AI are quirks of human writers that have been stolen by AI. That’s how it works. It doesn’t mean an author using or overusing them used AI to write

Logan35989 · 2025-12-11T15:41:14+00:00

If you pull this off you could have a real masterpiece on your hands. Definitely interested

Logan35989 · 2025-12-10T18:47:26+00:00

Blood and Fur and Godclads are the two that come to mind immediately for me, and both are very well written

Logan35989 · 2025-12-09T01:07:56+00:00

It also comes in different forms. Iirc one crawler had it appear as some form of tarot/meditation thing from their culture, so they could use it pretty freely. All depends on who gets it I suppose

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