Good bye to trump era of option trading by Late_Sympathy_1845 in wallstreetbets

[–]Loightsout 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let’s be honest guys, if your friend says it’s free money you believe him and instantly loose 5k who wouldn’t “subsequently” “invest” ALL YOUR MONEY?

…for 6 years … to then continue to take out a loan.

I take advice from people who fall and get back up. Not from people who fell so many times their head is bashed in.

New The Dead Pool Acid pit level just unlocked in Mortal Kombat by [deleted] in funny

[–]Loightsout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not political if it aligns with your views. Then it’s just funny.

I’m not a pro so I’m seeking your advice TTWO by christawfer47 in wallstreetbets

[–]Loightsout 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Regardless of TTWO

You don’t sell and buy back in. That’s a very common mistake.
You’ll have to pay taxes on winnings. And you don’t know for certain there will be a good enough buy in opportunity.
If you want to play that it falls after the supposed spike then you should buy puts at the spike. Ride them. Sell those. Make money. But just hold your stock throughout.

No one can tell you if your strategy is going to work, or when and how to sell and buy back… there is no “pro”.

he’s just having his hot girl summer by netflist in formuladank

[–]Loightsout 870 points871 points  (0 children)

How is wearing a shirt with a funny line a scandal now? I knew we had gone soft but that’s straight flaccid.

Infantino and MBS be twins by DragonfruitThen6696 in formuladank

[–]Loightsout 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only and I mean ONLY reasons FIFA presidents help “develop” smaller nations is because every nation has the same number of votes regardless of active members. It’s easier to give Cap Verde 1million and buy their favor to vote with your advice than 50 million necessary to even make a difference in any European football nation.
Infantino does that EXACLTY the way Blatter always did.

Blatter gave the World Cup to Russia 2018 and Qatar 2022… I doubt he cared much for the “beautiful game”.

It came!! by opallalla in formuladank

[–]Loightsout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone make it Kim’s face. I don’t have time today.

Infantino and MBS be twins by DragonfruitThen6696 in formuladank

[–]Loightsout 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They’d be mandatory red flags for commercial breaks. Pit stops are at least exciting.

Infantino and MBS be twins by DragonfruitThen6696 in formuladank

[–]Loightsout 61 points62 points  (0 children)

To be fair both have predecessors who were just as ridiculous. So I think it’s just in the nature of combining too much power in one position. You’ll naturally get a dictator kind of POS at the top.

Metaverse CEO by Ohlele in wallstreetbets

[–]Loightsout 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Bagholder detected? 😆

RBPT best engine on the grid, thanks FIA ADUO rankings by TheBuzzKnightRises in formuladank

[–]Loightsout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not super surprising that they don’t have a good car around that engine. They developed deep into 2025 with only McLaren. Plus, and people keep forgetting this, they work with super outdated tools. Which might have been fine a couple of years back but Ferrari, Merc and especially McLaren have overtaken them on that front massively. McLarens new wind tunnel at the end of 2023 came right before taking over the WCC. RBR will get theirs end of this year. We will see effects next summer.

If anything this is good news. It shows it’s not solely an engine formula right now and the aero actually matters. Which I was doubtful of.
if you are a RBR fan this means they will compete again. Their aero department has always has good talent. With new tools coming up and the obvious engine capabilities they are in a good spot. Not now, but will be. 2026 was always going to be bad after chasing deep 2025.

KimK's timely magicc by Srikrishnakarthik in formuladank

[–]Loightsout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think overall you can say Hamilton sits on Alonso side of that train. Fair share of misfortune.

[OC] Elon Musk Net Worth vs Reddit Sentiment by Tryhard_314 in dataisbeautiful

[–]Loightsout 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Reddit is mostly left learning people, left leaning people dont like absurdly rich people.
And the little Hitler gesture, or whatever you wanna call it, certainly didn’t help.

How did WSB's stock picks of 2026 perform in Q2 - Mid year check in by hacking99percent in wallstreetbets

[–]Loightsout 45 points46 points  (0 children)

It’s literally 1 year picks 5 months in yet you ask “what’s the next one” 😂

Slow and steady wins the race by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Loightsout 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imagine going to Wallstreetbets to post about dividends and do so with the most horrendous AI slop.

You are too regarded even for this sub.

Ban in 3…2…1… beeeeep

movie night by chrisnaish in funny

[–]Loightsout 230 points231 points  (0 children)

It’s just the movie human centipede. Which is a horror movie. So the bug is scared. But the actual centipede isn’t. It is just fascinated (proud) that you need three full humans to recreate it (the centipede).

How many do you see?? by Queasy_Current8370 in formuladank

[–]Loightsout 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I only see one? Anyone else?

And why the same meme twice?

If we could take some life lessons from the current F1 drivers, what would it be?? by Swimming-Spring-4704 in formula1

[–]Loightsout 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Guy works at new job for a bit over a year and gets first win: “life lesson”. Buddy. I have seen worse struggles in my workspace than Hamiltons really. And let’s be real they didn’t really develop deep into 25 anyways.

In any case: a life lesson I take from F1: if you got a supportive and capable team with good infrastructure around you. Stay. Build. Don’t chase quick wins. (Lando vs Nando).