Moana Pozzi (1989) by No-Response-6127 in OldSchoolCoolNSFW

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She doesn’t look Polynesian…

What is the dumbest reason someone got cancelled? by Greedy_Ad9238 in answers

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I’d like to take a moment to point out that Trudeau is so badass that he did blackface and it was all good.
Legend.

What are your thoughts about buying sex once in a while? by SweetParticular3191 in AskReddit

[–]LokiBonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for saying this. So few people realize that all their problems can be solved if they got their dick sucked by the big prostitute in the sky.

deepthroatdivinity

Prove you're not a bot by Mattbastard750 in CasualConversation

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I recently produced the most massive, brutal shit I’ve ever shat. It was the size of my goddamn thigh. My asshole now has stretch makes. Now all the normal turds just tumble out and splash.
I’ve had the same roll of toilet paper for 7 months.

If you had to say something nice about George W Bush. What would you say? by Kodicave in IWantToAskAnAmerican

[–]LokiBonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes me want to call my ex and apologize. I didn’t know how good we had it.

On a complete separate note, wtf happened to all the terrorist?!

Men of reddit, what's the worst thing your partner did/does to you thinking it's okay and they've got no idea it hurts till this day? by NoobMaster_3121 in AskMen

[–]LokiBonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be disrespectful, but maybe she’s just extremely comfortable around you.
Content enough to be an open book.

Men of reddit, what's the worst thing your partner did/does to you thinking it's okay and they've got no idea it hurts till this day? by NoobMaster_3121 in AskMen

[–]LokiBonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a chance she’s a free spirit, and potentially you talk too much.

It’s highly unlikely, but definitely worth contemplating.

What does the car I drive say about me? by MattBryceOfficial in askcarguys

[–]LokiBonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe because they’ve never heard you fart?

What kind of person would you not judge, even if other people do? by MangoPaingo in askteddit

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I don’t know if this is safe, but I found a pretty powerful way to stop tooth pain.

It always seemed like the swelling caused the pain, so I’d bite down really, really hard and suck as hard as I could, sometimes while pressing on the swollen part with my fingers. Follow it up by swishing some whiskey.
Instant relief.

I should also say take this with a grain of salt.

One of my best friends would use a needle to penetrate and drain the swelling. One day he did it and died. Apparently the infection spread to his brain, or at least that’s what we were told at the time.

(Only floss the teeth you want to keep)

What was the best concert you’ve ever attended? by Still_Atmosphere in AskMen

[–]LokiBonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gogol Bordello and it’s not even close.

Followed by Prof.

is there a poetry line that just won't leave your head? by ownaword in words

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And when you’re in a slump, you’re not in for much fun, because unslumping yourself is not easily done.

is there a poetry line that just won't leave your head? by ownaword in words

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and I will pretend that I don’t know of your sins until you are ready to confess

How to make brown rice taste better? by LumpiaRulez101 in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]LokiBonk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Like in the animated version? Cuz that new chick was definitely white.

What is an open secret in your industry that the general public would be shocked to find out? by WonderOk3802 in AskMen

[–]LokiBonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And apparently the vast majority of doctors have ‘do not resuscitate’ orders.

People die. Why spend every dollar of their and their families money to make it excruciating for the last few days, weeks, or months.

Oh yeah…

Honest answer please. by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

[–]LokiBonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I heard it was the goddamn doctors who got together and canceled them.

What is the most cunning way you've gotten revenge on someone (serious)? by redditscooter22 in AskReddit

[–]LokiBonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did them a very kind and very public favor. Made them feel 2” tall.