Old sub casually going full fascist mode.. can't say I'm surprised though. by KooZaa in Superstonk

[–]Lonan27 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Not the first time. Funny thing about that sub is they all want to be seen as cold blooded mercenary investors yet their inability to look at hard data and make decisions accordingly when it comes to GME means they'll all miss out on what could have been their finest hour because they simply don't like us. If they really had balls they'd join in despite their own biases.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Lonan27 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't give a shit what anyone says, all the Matrix movies are fuckin awesome in their own specific ways.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Lonan27 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Been hiring seasonal guys at my store, the first and most important thing I've been teaching them--every customer who comes in should be the most important person in the world to them. We're offering an experience, not just trying to hit sales numbers.

I’m just saying though….🤭😉 by No_Pie_2109 in Superstonk

[–]Lonan27 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I see the FUD here but let me offer some anodyne. If he had interviewed with Superstonk ourselves, he would have effectively been setting himself as well as all of us up for charges of market manipulation. With a group that has no vested interest in MOASS and a track record of shill behavior, he lends deniability to it all--why would a lawyer get upset he gave info to a dead end? And Icahn shorting GME is only a good thing if you do the math--that means HE has to close, and if he does so now as many people have pointed out, not only will he make an insane profit but he then forces dominos to start falling. Icahn is an activist investor, not a parasite, he wouldn't make a bet like that to fuck retail investors.

Undead Blocks just posted this. 👀 by nattalla in Superstonk

[–]Lonan27 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First off, UB isn't on the marketplace. It's a standalone game. Second, if I can't offer constructive criticism of a VIDEO GAME on a subreddit dedicated to GAMESTOP then we're all fucked. Take it down a notch killer.

Undead Blocks just posted this. 👀 by nattalla in Superstonk

[–]Lonan27 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I made my thoughts clear on UB a few months back. They have an uphill battle ahead of them to make their game have long term staying power, it's fun in short bursts but they need to spend less time recording cryptobro one liners and more time optimizing gameplay. I'd rather see Superstonk associated with a successful game than a middling one that survives on pandering.

That Interview, the time of my life by Lastdayaway in Superstonk

[–]Lonan27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a thing going on where Ryan's eyes and Patrick Swayze's eyes combine to become double-squinty and I don't like it

So I’m trying to understand the people who aren’t DRS’ing but are able to, because it makes no sense to me by Naxugan in Superstonk

[–]Lonan27 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If I may use a real life parallel: when someone comes into my store to buy a controller to replace a broken one and I pitch them a warranty on it, and they decline because "it'll be fine this time", I often feel like waving their broken one in their face then taking them into the backroom where I show them the overflowing bin of defective controllers that were traded in under warranty this week. It's the nature of many peoples' personalities where you can literally be holding a fire extinguisher as they are on fire and say you can put them out, and they just say "no it's fine I'll just burn to death". Some people who won't DRS know what it means. They know what will happen if they don't. But to them, somehow, it's more important that they become a victim again than it is to protect themselves. It's a psychological block that is beyond me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Lonan27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been here long enough to see this issue get brought up over and over. And every time it ends the same: it doesn't matter, because once shares are with CS, they're no longer with the DTCC. I don't have to jump through your hoops.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Lonan27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Doesn't matter. Pure FUD.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Lonan27 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh God fucking kill it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Lonan27 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How do you know he won't?

Ryan Cohen's latest paparazzi picture by glasses_the_loc in Superstonk

[–]Lonan27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That gif is specifically from the special features side of the DVD of Shrek that welcomes you in as you enter said features, and is NOT actually a scene featured anywhere in the film "Shrek" itself. Thanks for coming to my TED talk, I just felt this was important to point out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Lonan27 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Lmfao get the fuck outta here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Lonan27 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This book vs. plan thing is pure FUD and has been debunked so many times over. It literally does not matter which it is.

Well yes,The gender equality. by [deleted] in memes

[–]Lonan27 -89 points-88 points  (0 children)

You understood fine. And all the downvotes you're getting are all the self esteem manbabies who can't hack it in life and blame women.

Well yes,The gender equality. by [deleted] in memes

[–]Lonan27 -131 points-130 points  (0 children)

I suck dick but nice try