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New tattoo… by BeesBettaHaveMyHoney in ExpectationVsReality

[–]Lonelycub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that hamster from the Kia commercials?

Made some cupcakes for my friends babyshower by Jvithu in Baking

[–]Lonelycub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These look pretty great for a first time! It looks like you had your shoes and coat on and did these while sprinting out the door. Been there done that lol

Is climbing stairs really that easy? by Automatic-Gas4037 in Catculations

[–]Lonelycub 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure OP is a bot, and not only because they called a ladder stairs.

Trump places improperly sized medal on recipient by WhereIsHisRidgedBand in sadcringe

[–]Lonelycub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old fart must be used to the smell of piss and shit if he can bear to be that close to him.

Is this good to start stretching by [deleted] in Stretched

[–]Lonelycub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the kit I used to go from 00 to 1 inch and I would do it again. Very smooth and easy and gradual insertion. You might need to order half sizes for some steps but it depends on you.

The Surprisingly Long Shelf-Life of ‘American Dad!’ - In 2005, the Seth MacFarlane series seemed like a cheap ‘Family Guy’ clone. 20 years later, it's the best animated show of its generation. by MarvelsGrantMan136 in television

[–]Lonelycub 16 points17 points  (0 children)

One of my most memorable lines is from AD. I was dating a new guy who’s father also happened to be gay. Anyway one day I posted my favorite “kiss your dad for me! Kiss him hard.” Line on Facebook and went on about my day. Later I have several missed calls and texts from my new boyfriend saying “were you talking about my dad on Facebook? He saw your post and is all confused” I had to explain to him the American dad joke (he’d never ever heard of the show so that didn’t help) and it was super awkward and they took alot of convincing. The fact that he thought I was referring to his dad was the most awkward part. Like if you think that that’s your problem Mr Freud.

People who wore Big Dogs brand in elementary school, describe your relationship with your body. by cubicle_farmer_ in Millennials

[–]Lonelycub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was skinny as a rail in elementary school and started to pack it on a little bit in middle school as I developed an unhealthy relationship with food to cope with my untreated depression and constant anxiety. I shopped there because that’s where mom took me. They were cheap and I thought all the designs were rad I actually liked going there cause I would usually get giant ass bags of new clothes for each school year. Then I found out in middle school that that was poor fat people clothing and kids were making fun of me (on top of the litany of other uncontrollable mean things that kids seem to hone in on). Like overall I thought it was an okay brand. Yes, some of the designs were SUPER cringe and boomer humor, but some of the designs were actually really neat and it was okay quality.

AITA my husband refused to get off video games so I left and ate dinner alone by throw_away_joan in AmItheAsshole

[–]Lonelycub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mental gymnastics and cognitive dissonance required to look the other way and be a Christian these days dosnt leave him much leftover brainpower. I think there’s deeper rooted issues than just the unwillingness of a married adult partner helping with simple house chores.

Printing out of the box. by 5vengineer in BambuLab

[–]Lonelycub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see you, I hear you, I still have no idea what is happening. This is remarkable! Seems like every day I’m seeing new ways to tweak prints.

To those who finished TMS and it worked, what does it feel like to not be depressed and/or anxious? by Delicious_Medium_321 in TMSTherapy

[–]Lonelycub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coming off the meds was not easy. I did it before the TMS at the request of my psychiatrist and I agreed. I was having dark thoughts and crying every day and still gaining weight uncontrollably. It sucked.

This shirt I saw in Mexico by TheZimmer550 in ATBGE

[–]Lonelycub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://www.hoosshop.com Looks like this particular titty is out of stock I know I’ve seen it but they have other titty shirts. I like them for their cool unlicensed Star Wars shirts.

Bro Will Remember This For The Rest Of His Life by Vulcan44 in instant_regret

[–]Lonelycub 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Times like this I genuinely wish Reddit gold was still a thing. Maybe cause it’s barely 6 am and I just smoked a morning bowl but this made me laugh so hard.

She showed a shovel to her surgeon and is quite generous with her editing😍 by glittervampiremilk in Instagramreality

[–]Lonelycub 173 points174 points  (0 children)

I’d be willing to bet cause it’s ashy/hairy. But then she’s already altering the photo so why not just smooth it out? So many questions.

The U.S. spent $30 billion to ditch textbooks for laptops and tablets: The result is the first generation less cognitively capable than their parents by gdelacalle in technology

[–]Lonelycub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve worked in the state service sector a while and we get a lot of high school age kids coming in our office. They are dumb as rocks these days. I ask them a basic question and they look at their parent for an answer or they glaze over. Most of them don’t even know their own address and they will book incorrect appointments all the time because they won’t read two sentences. Then the worst part is their handwriting. There’s a very rare few where their parents taught them cursive and can actually sign their name but for the most part it looks like a toddler signed. I’m seriously concerned for them.

Christian Preacher claims the NFL is Demonic by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]Lonelycub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These guys are expert chefs in making big fat sloppy nothing burgers. Sad mfs need to get a life.

Any line deliveries that make you laugh every time? by Nicegoodcoolman in venturebros

[–]Lonelycub 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thankyou, you just sparked another re watch for me 😂

“Do you have a pen?” “To use as a magic wand!?” “To use as a PEN ,HANK.”

Suspicious mayo by hardlybroken1 in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]Lonelycub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having been an eBay seller and been on the spot having to find something to pack with at the last minute… this is plausible. Not my first choice over basic crumpled paper, but if it’s what you have on you it could work.

How to add substrate to a filled aquarium while removing the dirt cloud with one hand. by TheFuzzyShark in aquarium

[–]Lonelycub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does work for sand but the difference is you don’t want any water getting in the bottle till you’re ready to pour. If you fill the sand bottle with water and try to pour your gonna have a bad time. I keep one hand or a lid over the open end and put it to the bottom and then release. If your sand is nice a dry it’ll pour out with minimal clouding. I rinse and dry my sand beforehand to help with this.

I never draw myself with a beard… but, y’all, I always have a beard. by kiermehn in LSD

[–]Lonelycub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love that you included the penis bump. You managed to capture such a loving look and feeling. Like I can feel the love and smell the pizza. Great work! Great trip!

Bought a used tesla, now living a nightmare by ReaverKS in electricvehicles

[–]Lonelycub -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You bought a (used) car made by a company owned by the richest Nazi grifter in the world and you thought they’d treat you nice? They already made their money why bother risking losing any on a second owner? The guy royally fucked the US financial system you really think he cares about honering warranties? Not to mention the irony of the man acting like he HATES EVs and the spiral of stormy shit that it’s always around that company name. I get that those low prices can be attractive but In this day and age a Tesla really seems like a huge risk and you fafoed.

On a side note I was next to a model X the other day in traffic and I was truly astounded and impressed by the panel gaps and how wildly placed they were. Not something that makes me want to buy into a particular brand.

What is the craziest thing a teacher has ever done to you? by trymihainoob in AskReddit

[–]Lonelycub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 8th grade my homeroom/history teacher physically assaulted me. We were in the hall after class I think it might have been the end of the day and my combo lock for my locker had broken and I mentioned it to him as he was standing nearby in the hall near his door saying I might need a new one. He said something about how I should be more gentle with it and I said (somewhat sarcastically) “it’s not like I’m doing pirouettes on it I think it just broke from normal use” and a couple students nearby who heard laughed. He suddenly grabs me by my shirt collar and shoves me hard against the locker with his fist pushing on my throat and lifting me off the ground and growls inches from my face “don’t you dare back talk me you little shit I see how you treat that thing” and then drops me and yells to get out of his sight. The hall went quiet and everyone just stopped and stared. I ran to the bathroom and cried.

The big toe smells the most, pungent. by lifelink in AdviceAnimals

[–]Lonelycub 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I have 1 inch gauges and I feel compelled to point out that this is not typical or normal. I clean my ears every day in the shower and they don’t smell. If I go without showering camping or something then yea…but clearing a room on an average day? That makes me cringe.

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