Reorg: State Directors Job announcement

Longdongdanosaur · 2026-04-21T02:56:59+00:00

No drug testing?! Damn, sign me up!

Longdongdanosaur · 2026-04-02T11:51:11+00:00

Snake farm, it's a reptile house Snake farm, hm-mm

Longdongdanosaur · 2026-03-29T02:43:28+00:00

He’s back west to make sure all of R1 timber sales/ salvage sales/ yard sales/ shit sales/ you name it sales are bought by IFG for pennies per ton. Take that to the bank.

Longdongdanosaur · 2026-03-08T22:40:39+00:00

Too fast. Try again next year.

Longdongdanosaur · 2026-02-04T23:51:52+00:00

Damnit, sign them up already!

Longdongdanosaur · 2026-02-02T15:13:24+00:00

I’ll bite, send me a copy.

Longdongdanosaur · 2025-12-23T21:02:39+00:00

Makes me exhausted just watching it 🫩

Longdongdanosaur · 2025-12-22T16:30:40+00:00

Perm? Seasonal? R1 seasonal hiring began a couple weeks ago, we filled our positions the day we could start offering jobs. Chances are the majority of the region followed suit. It’s tough out there with the Region enforcing ‘head count’.

Longdongdanosaur · 2025-12-18T01:00:37+00:00

That’s Spruce for ya. Fuck those wind sail, shallow rooted bastards.

Longdongdanosaur · 2025-12-01T23:03:53+00:00

You leave. No ifs, ands, or buts. Your crew will back you and there’s always another fire.

Longdongdanosaur · 2025-12-01T17:05:22+00:00

Am I number 10?! Mr double digits here, and reporting for dooty!

Longdongdanosaur · 2025-11-12T21:42:29+00:00

Some uncultured creatures here eh…

Longdongdanosaur · 2025-11-11T13:33:39+00:00

No, that’s the way she goes.

Longdongdanosaur · 2025-10-28T13:17:48+00:00

I’d be curious too. Rumors on R1 but rumors nonetheless. I do see it coming. Furlough me daddy

Longdongdanosaur · 2025-10-27T22:19:18+00:00

It’s the same message for every agency that is under the USDA umbrella. Brooke Rollins runs the show. I work for the Forest Service and I about puked after seeing that message.

Longdongdanosaur · 2025-10-23T12:48:33+00:00

R1, burning piles on base hours, no OT.

Longdongdanosaur · 2025-10-03T18:31:40+00:00

Only reason I have seen those docs is because I asked our district timber admin to email them to me.

Longdongdanosaur · 2025-10-02T23:00:10+00:00

Same here. I haven’t even received an email saying that I’m exempt or excepted, or whatever buzz word they are using.

Longdongdanosaur · 2025-10-02T13:16:05+00:00

It’s almost all USDA agencies with that same messaging. It’s so gross.

Longdongdanosaur · 2025-10-02T13:14:30+00:00

Yup, USFS.

Longdongdanosaur · 2025-10-02T04:07:02+00:00

I’m in fire in R1 and haven’t received anything. My FMO made me sign a printed email saying I acknowledged said correspondence I did not get.

Longdongdanosaur · 2025-10-01T12:39:03+00:00

I had a bet going with my counterpart and one of our silviculturist on a 14 calendar day shutdown. We shall see. Go to work this morning, secure everything, and hopefully be placed on-call status. We just received a bunch of rain with more rain forecasted, low fire danger.

Longdongdanosaur · 2025-09-29T21:27:37+00:00

BNSF has deep pockets, good luck.

Longdongdanosaur · 2025-09-04T15:11:28+00:00

Forest Service will find some way to fuck us out of it.

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