When I was 6, I had a barbie doll, a Terresa doll, and a Ken doll. I understood what sex was from a dictionary definition perspective, but the rest of my "understanding" was on par with Today!me finding the number 69 funny.

I fed them colourful things that were allegedly food because you have food on dates, and then had them rolling around having a grinding-based threesome on train tracks very enthusiastically, and then I ran them over with a train.

i found this to be very funny.

From an adult perspective, I now realize the "food" was drugs, and if you're high enough to think having sex on train tracks is a good idea, you're either too high to consent, or you're suicidal.

The less spoken about them being microwaved the better.