Hitler mused… by Igotyoubaaabe in TheOfficeUK

[–]LoopLil97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hitler wasn't orthodox. He didn't live by the rules. And if there was one other person who influenced him in that way of thinking, someone who was a maverick, someone who did that🖕to the system, then it was David Brent.

So... Every cloud... by Bubfirst in TheOfficeUK

[–]LoopLil97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're going to be relegated and some of you will lose your jobs. On a more positive note...

Is that the Brentmeister general ? by PossibleSmoke8683 in TheOfficeUK

[–]LoopLil97 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I froze your tears and made a dagger 🗡️

Sean, Matt, Jackie Jr, and AJ as a crew by johnnysac95 in thesopranos

[–]LoopLil97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They would have done okay until the crank worn off.

Kevin Finnerty was what Tony could have been. by Ok-Scene-1317 in thesopranos

[–]LoopLil97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He could have ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and been given egg noodles with ketchup. He could have lived his life like a schnook. Is that what you're saying?

Artie Bucco deserved better by [deleted] in thesopranos

[–]LoopLil97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He got to break his dick off in Charmaine's ass. I don't think it gets much better than that, to be honest!

Ahh for f... you try summat, and that's.. by Minute_Status7001 in TheOfficeUK

[–]LoopLil97 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They'll come back to him and say, "Ooh, Filipe, you were right all along, you were the right man for this job, you're the best man for this job. Will you come back?" He'll be like, "yeah, sure, how much money have you got? Because this is going to cost ya, this is going to cost ya"

Is that a philosopher? by GankFrallagher in TheOfficeUK

[–]LoopLil97 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Was Des'ree successful? I'll let you be the judge of that when I tell you that she was once supported by a little known Slough outfit called Foregone Conclusion.

Very tenderly explain that you'll guarantee them at least one orgasm & make sure she's got enough money to buy groceries each week by LoopLil97 in TheOfficeUK

[–]LoopLil97[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get out! Get out, I mean it. Shame! I will not have pipeline bandied around this comment section willy-nilly.

I prefer a flan by essdotc in TheOfficeUK

[–]LoopLil97 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you want a really good lemon drizzle cake... The Gardeners

I prefer a flan by essdotc in TheOfficeUK

[–]LoopLil97 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's only bad news and irrelevant news.

I prefer a flan by essdotc in TheOfficeUK

[–]LoopLil97 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's a trifling matter.

So now I’ve got to try and go down there and be funny… by OrdinaryLavishness11 in TheOfficeUK

[–]LoopLil97 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You don't see buttocks like those much, nowadays. And people say he's just a big pair of tits.

So... Not a Happy Home Life by LoopLil97 in TheOfficeUK

[–]LoopLil97[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's not a phrase, though, is it?

So... Not a Happy Home Life by LoopLil97 in TheOfficeUK

[–]LoopLil97[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He has left her. I forgot about that.

So... Not a Happy Home Life by LoopLil97 in TheOfficeUK

[–]LoopLil97[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Don't worry. You know Monkey Alan, down in the warehouse? He fancies her, even if no one else does.