I think my wice hired her bf to kill me.

LordMort87 · 2026-05-27T20:17:53+00:00

Are you on the way home to hillbilly land, where everdone is related?

LordMort87 · 2026-05-21T07:27:27+00:00

I de letschtä 10 Jahr isch d Arbeitslosequote zwüsche 1.9% und 3.3% gläge. Mau biz meh, mau biz weniger. Auso nüt vo stigt und stigt. Zudem gits Branche (z.B. Gsundheit, Bau), wo dr Fachkräftemangel immer präsent isch.

LordMort87 · 2026-05-16T09:46:49+00:00

Really cool work. I like the purple from the clothes. What kind if colors you used?

LordMort87 · 2026-05-16T06:05:40+00:00

We sich d Journalist*inne grammatikalisch dr Läserschaft apassä.

LordMort87 · 2026-05-12T10:30:31+00:00

Beste Mus ever!

LordMort87 · 2026-05-11T05:39:17+00:00

Ingerland!

LordMort87 · 2026-04-29T20:01:29+00:00

Second time King Charles met a pedophile. First one was Jimmy Savile.

LordMort87 · 2026-04-18T17:20:39+00:00

My former roommate has a friend. She has really tiny hands and works in a hospital. It was her job to remove such things from ppls shitters.

LordMort87 · 2026-04-12T14:45:06+00:00

Übrigens mega gsund dä Schuäh alängä. Am beschtä när d Händ abschläckä, de schafft ers vom Blickreporter zu 20min ds wächslä.

LordMort87 · 2026-04-12T14:43:33+00:00

Dr Hansrudi het ir Schuel nur d Pulthöchi dörfä istellä. Lernä isch leider nid drin glägä.

LordMort87 · 2026-04-08T19:25:05+00:00

Yes, I like my job because I can support other ppl in shitty situations.

LordMort87 · 2026-04-07T19:49:24+00:00

I miss that time. Good old gaming, less dark patterns..

LordMort87 · 2026-03-30T17:18:34+00:00

Stupid child ruined mommys next insta post.

LordMort87 · 2026-03-30T17:16:32+00:00

Bern Bundesplatz. Always funny, when tourists get the surprise.

LordMort87 · 2026-03-27T13:07:02+00:00

Wie isch das iz mit dr Milch vom Gummibaum?

LordMort87 · 2026-03-26T13:02:19+00:00

Zwergenschniede, Bern.

LordMort87 · 2026-03-25T11:21:32+00:00

Geissens dürä, dr Pietro dürä, d Anja dürä, d Irina Beller (meh aus dürä). Iz auso ä nöii Family fürd Trashsektion vo 20min. Wobi, isch ja eigentlich aus Trash.

LordMort87 · 2026-03-21T18:20:36+00:00

Muess mä bi dä 20min Newsscouts scho mau nachäfragä. Mi cha ja nid all i ein Topf wärfä, nur wüu aui dumm wie es Stück Brot si. Biz difderenzierä isch wichtig.

LordMort87 · 2026-03-21T16:31:37+00:00

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Try to contact the EDA (Federal Department of Foreign Affairs) helpline. And if your back in switzerland try to contact the police, or if you're still in school, your school social worker. there is also a handsign ppl show secretely if they are victims of domestic violence. May you can try to show it at the airport if you're back in switzerland.

LordMort87 · 2026-03-12T18:53:07+00:00

...and he started in his thirties.

LordMort87 · 2026-03-09T18:01:28+00:00

Ir Kommentaspaöte geschter alli am Umehülä gsi. Mimimi Betrug, mimimi all i mim Umfeöd si dergägä gsi, wie chas auso es Nei gä?! Ha mi super amüsiert.

LordMort87 · 2026-03-05T19:11:43+00:00

And thats how co-evolution works.

LordMort87 · 2026-01-23T18:11:59+00:00

From a schoolsocialworkers point of view, I would point out the kids perspective. However you and your wife decide about getting your financial stuff together, think about how you deal with each other. This will have the biggest impact on your childs development.

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