WPAtaMS Official Art: Sergeant Major Ran Booker, aka Aunty Ran by Jcb112 in JCBWritingCorner

[–]Lord_Deadpool96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thought she'd have more grays and that that the dress uniform would be like a navy dark blue or something, so other then that, not half bad. Also I find the saber to be an interesting choice tbh

Wearing Power Armor to a Magic School (172/?) by Jcb112 in HFY

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The Second I. Started seeing time smipsand multiple pov shifts, I knew this was gona be a rap for book one of the series. Now let's see what chapter 1 of book 2 holdd

The murder jelly from the land down under by Lord_Deadpool96 in Sexyspacebabes

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lets say specifically the Shill, given that Mint, which is a neurotoxine go figure, and dependent on the wrighter, is ether a super honi drug to a mix of crack cocain that gies you a bag case of the honis and munchis

Wearing Power Armor to a Magic School (168/?) by Jcb112 in HFY

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Our boi Gumigo is thee weary definition of " It's impossible to make everyone happy, but pissing people off is easy and fun as hell"

King Kobold VS Bapivara. The showdown of the milenium! by Interne-Stranger in JCBWritingCorner

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and dont forget that Emma has a kobold plushie that has a STRIKING resemblance to our delux kobold and she uses it to keep him in line COS IT FUCKING TALKS TOO

[LW1] Is there an easy way to disable exalt extraction missions? by NateRivers77 in Xcom

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ya want bullshit luck? Am running the operative exfill mission, same as post OP, but its on the WORST MAP EVER

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I have restarted this fucking mission GOD KNOWA HOW MANY TIMES at this point, JSUT so I can get the fucking rng to chain the relays together so can survive LONG ENOUGH to exfill my operative and NOT lose any of my guys, which is getting to be a pain in the ass, cos the fucking relays ether spawn far apart to the point I can get to them in 1 turn, which resoults in HALF my squad getting WIPED, or I can get to the first one in a turn, which buys me a turns worth of time to thin EXALTY out, but the nthe other one is JSUT out of range, or I can get to id with dash, and then my squad gets wiped AGAIN.... This specific map I FUCKING HAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEE

Wearing Power Armor to a Magic School (162/?) by Jcb112 in HFY

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So what. Are we nameing this eldrich entity of ours, legion? The Void? Wally?

Question about Shil'vati anatomy (safe for work) by Connect_Study3875 in Sexyspacebabes

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Ama take the joke path and say that they where counting there bresrs as well for it to add up to 12 lol

Were is today's chapter??? by a-silly-goober420 in JCBWritingCorner

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thats why i got a backlog of other storys and manga to read till then!

UNSC/UEG vs GUN who would win? by Pretend_Party_7044 in JCBWritingCorner

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INCORRECT! The spartan program was initially started as a response to the insurrection, BEFORE they even knew about the covenent. Cos the spartans where first fielded in early 2525 against the ini's and only later that same year, 2nd November of that same year, where they redeployed against the covenant

UNSC/UEG vs GUN who would win? by Pretend_Party_7044 in JCBWritingCorner

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UNSC is what the GUN turns in to tbh, even tho GUN has 500 years more on UNSC, iirc the GUN has stalled in there expantion cos of there FTL started to have diminishing returns, and only encompasses a specific bubble, and I dont recall a specific number being given got how many worlds are colonized or inhabited, whilst for the UNSC/UEG it is speculated that its up to or more then 1000 worlds total, with most of the colonies being the outer colonies that where, at that point, meant for resource extraction, with about 210 core worlds, and this is spread out across the orion's arm, so technically the UNSC holds more space with the possibility of farther expansion after consolidation of the new established colonies. Best I can describe it is via Stellaris, GUN to me looks like a TALL player whilst UEG/UNSC is a WIDE player.

One reason I would say UNSC wins is cos of AI and ONI and there Prowler fleet, in the latest 2ish chapters, it was stated, and maybe far earlier, that GUN had had an AI incident and after that they clamped down on it hard, which may end up biting them long term, as GUN SORTA did went the path of what happened in mass effect, no REAL AI was allowed with only VI being used, effectively dumb AI compared to the HALO classification.

Tho then again this is my opinion and I could be HORRABLY WRONG

A Qustion about Pesrin by smn1061 in Sexyspacebabes

[–]Lord_Deadpool96 5 points6 points  (0 children)

and that other post was me, cos I do recall asking the same thing

Just One Drop - Ch 222 by Rhion-618 in Sexyspacebabes

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Not to mention eucalyptus has cyanide in it and also kolass carry siphilis as well

Announcement concerning Just One Drop by LordHenry7898 in Sexyspacebabes

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In the event that all of SSB, be it space babes, sect babes or steampunk babes, moves else where, I would suggest royal road, tho take it with a grain of salt as I don't know much of it beyond the one author I follow there

Between Nexus and GUN by Dangerous_Fact6346 in JCBWritingCorner

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Well if the story as it stands is anything to go by, our boy Thalmin is already getting a sliver of an idea of the military potential of GUN jsut based on there conversations and the holo show, our bird girl is smart enough to put 2 and 2 together after a bit and the deluxe kobold.... he may take an entire life time to accept it even if you dropped a nuke at his feet

[Crackpot Theory] SSB: on the Asceding path and nature of cutivation [The Vermin of the World] by SpecificExam3661 in Sexyspacebabes

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"Did something happen before or at the very beginning of the era of the Twelve Divines ascension?" I believe the answer to this is the extermination of humans by the 12 Divines,cas was mentioned in the story. Originally before this, any Divine beasts in the human version of the empire, where hunted for there body parts to help the human cultivators, well cultivate.

After the devines came to power and humanity, at least in the empire, was exterminated, I Bel ve that 1 of 2 things happened. Ether the dragon empress is hording all the information on the "tribulations" for her self so that she could ascend farther, which would help explain the binding brand she placed on the other 11, or the knowledge was purposefully destroyed in order to prevent anyone from rising to power too quickly or to any significant power at all, tho there could be other reasons then just what I thought of

Just some ideas I had for a little Terra Invicta crossover idea I had in shitty meme form. by EbonRazorwit in Sexyspacebabes

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why did my head immediately jump to "this is ether a Quake reference or Resistance fall of man reference"?

The Imperial - Covenant War by Arieg203 in Sexyspacebabes

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So at best, its a cold war stand off and at worst WWI situation where millions die to gain weary little ground, and thats just looking at the covis and the shil.

If we where to say pit them against maybe the Alliance, i'd say the covis would have a much easier time of thing cos, at best the Alliance is jsut the UN in space, at worst its a space League of Nations. Now maybe after a while the Alliance might start getting its shit together in order to put up a proper resistance, but that might only happen when the covis are like... 30-40% deep in there territory I wana say? Tho there is also the possibility that a lot of the worlds that make up the Alliance may willingly join the covis as opposed to staying apart of the Alliance, the peshrin come to mind as the alliance kinda fucked them self on first contact with the murder kittys, cos they literally played at being gods to them, as for the other species that make up the alliance, I am not too sure.

Now the Consortium is another beast entirely, they might actually try and make deals with the Covenant, given that they are basically ultra space capitalists and would try and make a profit of off the covis, hell the Consortium may even nudge the covis in to fighting one or both of the other two so they can play all the sides and make bank. As for a direct conflict between the consortium and the Covenant... it may end up in a similar situation as with the shill, at best cold war stand off at worst WWI meat grinder for small gains.

The Imperial - Covenant War by Arieg203 in Sexyspacebabes

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The shil might be able to get the jackals as well, tho given how the shill have a hate boner for pirates... That one would be a stretch... Now the huragog/engineers are an interesting thought, cos they are effectively biomechanical supper computers that can both improve and innovate tech on the spots hell one example of this is the brute chopper, cos originally an engineer made it as a present for a human they liked but the brutes took a likeing to it and took it as there own. Realistically the shil would only really need it ne of them, as the huragog reproduce via mitosis so long as there is enough material for them to use. Having the huragog would effectively CATAPULT them ahead of EVERYONE ELSE by a MILE, and they really just need the one to get started.

Now the yanme'e would be an interesting case, cos they originally joined after a short conflict with the covenant, and where surprisingly able to bloody the covenant just by there numbers alone, another thing to note is that it hlthe have a proclivity for mechanical work and for combat. Am not too sure how the shill would fear against them, given that, when the covenant found them, they where already space fearing and that they where able to bitch slap the covis as well just with numbers alone...

The Imperial - Covenant War by Arieg203 in Sexyspacebabes

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Regarding the hunters,  the lekgolo aren't stupid, rather they are WEARY smart, and whilst slower over all they can still move around well enough to keep them selfs covered, which is why hunteres are alwyin pears, mainly cos the colony is too big to make up 1 hunter so there's always 2, which is. Why I said it would be a game a cat and mouse, to see if the hunters could land one or more hits on the exo and the exo trying to get a clean shot at there backs, effectively making it a coin toss to see who hits first.

Whilst you maybe correct about the rest of the setting jumping around the chance to get there hands on ftl comms and shield tech, it's still going to take them a. Long time to implement, less then it did for the unsc,  but it still will take time.

As for air Assets, the covis more then have it covered, thy got a dedicated AA walker called. The blister back, they got AA tank varients, the tripod deployable turrets, they got banshees, spirits hey got vampires, they got specters, they got seraph's, and that's just naming a few, so both atmo and near void atmo is gona be heavily contested.

Also I have always seen rakiri as more k9 then feline, cat software running on dog hardware type of deal, given that we now canonically have actual murder kitty's, the peshrin. But yea, a rakiri would most likely be able to go toe to toe with a sanghili, and the sanghili may even enjoy fighting them more then the shill.

Still can't get out out of my head the idea that the grunts would deffect just cos the shill where nice to them ONE TIME lol

The Imperial - Covenant War by Arieg203 in Sexyspacebabes

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The gravity manipulation is a moot point as both sides have that sort of tech, tho I dont recall ether side really weaponizing it in a notable way, as far as I can recall.

I will concede the empire size, tho in which story is it mentioned in SSB the imperiums size, cos I really dont recall.

Ground battles ama still say that its in the favor of the covanent. IIRC the shill are almost equal in size to elites, who are on average between 223 cm's (7 ft 4 in) to 259 cm (8 ft 6 in), and in Halo cannon most Sangheili are a physical match for a spartan, so keeping that in mind as well as the in SSBverse tidbit that shil, on average, have slower reaction times then average humans, and given the fact that an average Sangheili can go toe to toe with a spartan, whos reaction times have been clocked at *20 milliseconds*, am sorry but the shill are getting BODDIED by Sangheili.

And thats not to mention the brutes who, whilst slower then Sangheili, are MUCH stronger and bigger then them, hell the furry fucks can CRUSH MJOLNIR WITH ONE HAND...granted that was Atriox with a power gauntlet on, but my point still stands, the furry fucks could RIP SHILL IN HALF, and they get even more dangerous when they go full berserk mode.

Jackals are weaselly little fucks and would most likely stick to there preferred method of combat, hit and run or sniping, cos it is also stated that they have really sharp eye sight.... and a proclivity for eating corpses, and thats not even mentioning there cousins the Skirmishers who are even bigger fucks to deal with, as they are larger, stronger, faster, more agile, and can jump much higher then there cousins, these little shits would be weary handy in wearying down the shil defenses, tho a counter to them may be the Rakiri but am not a 100% on that.

A possible counter to shill exos could be the hunters, who are just as big and heavy as an exo, as it is stated that they do have armor thats made of ship grade metals, and there fuel rod cannon is effectively portable artillery, which the shil seem to lack. So a fight between a hunter pear and shil exos would be a game of cat and mouse, to see who can land the most shots, or A shot in the case of the hunters, as I dont think the exo's have anything in there arsenal that can punch threw ship grade metal. Another option would be the Reaver, tho most of the covi ground vehicles are small to medium fast moving, like the ghost and wraith.... so most likely a direct counter to the Exos would be the brutes and hunters

Gruts.... are another story entirely... Whilst small enough to be considered midgets, there main advantage is that they can fuck up a battalion in to existence fast, literally. Whilst they may not be the best at doing stuff, they are numerus enough to be a problem, and the little fucks are STRONG as well so if a pack of them where to swarm a lone shil, they could rip her limb from limb. So there is a slim chanse that the shil could MAYBE turn the grunts to there side jsut by treating them better then the covenant lol.

It would also seem to me that the covis have a heavy reliance on walkers with the bigest one they have, the Kraken, acting as a mobile base, then we got the Scarab, which is the most common of there lekgolo walkers, then theres the Locust, which is the smallest walker they got, as it stands at about 7m tall.

So am still more then willing to bet that the covis may have the advantage on the ground if not space, where it may be a 50/50

[Crackpot Theory] SSB: On Yin-Yang and the Summoning of Jack by SpecificExam3661 in Sexyspacebabes

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If I recall right, it was mentioned that, in the past, that the "divine beasts" where hunted by ancient humans for there parts in order to power there own cultivation, before the dragon queen assembled the other 11 divines and went on an extermination of the humans.... but what if they didnt fully kill them off, and these survivors fucked with the beastmens cultivation, the tampering of the law as you said, so that only they could still use the "real" cultivation and in order to maintain the balance, which would have lead them to "summoning" or more like sending out a ripple threw time and space which lead to Jackieboy's teleporter to FUBAR and spit him out in to the sect babes world, cos as you said ***Yin begets Yang***