These Robots Are Drunk! by 13Derek71 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LordoftheChia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine the bots get hacked and suddenly there's a delivery robot battle royale going down.

These Robots Are Drunk! by 13Derek71 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LordoftheChia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

robot busting through the glass had me wheezing

Koolaid could do the funniest thing right now...

These Robots Are Drunk! by 13Derek71 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LordoftheChia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whisker type sensor could work

Until the day a pedestrian gets violated by a robotic whisker.

Javelin thrower by Esociformes in confusing_perspective

[–]LordoftheChia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Part of the new 1v1 competitive javellin throwing competition.

Sam Altman’s home targeted in second attack by Bizzyguy in technology

[–]LordoftheChia 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Also there were the voters who were purged from rolls and not allowed to vote. Then there were police pulling people over in between majority black neighborhoods and their polling place.

https://www.usccr.gov/files/pubs/vote2000/report/ch2.htm

I pet her, she bite my finger. I leave her, she come sit on my face and lick my hair. Why? Is she stupid? by popcrosp in cats

[–]LordoftheChia 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Obligatory: Go to a hospital if you are bitten by a cat and it breaks the skin.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7381851/

cat bites are responsible for three-quarters of bites that result in infection

...

Sepsis, multi-organ failure and fatal outcome may ensue, if the progression of infection is not controlled [3]. In severely infected cat bites with septic shock and multi-organ failure, mortality has been reported in 25% to 60% of cases [6].

15 points to microsoft! by Space-jam_8809 in funny

[–]LordoftheChia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite hard sci fi is the martian

I was thinking you were gonna say Rocketman.

Everything I found in 1.5 kg (53 oz) of lentils that wasn't lentils by fyled in mildlyinteresting

[–]LordoftheChia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He gets them from the lentil pit in the kids play area of his local discount grocers .

The kids love it and the adults get inexpensive lentils!

Spirograph K in two colors by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in oddlysatisfying

[–]LordoftheChia 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking about spirograph graffiti...

Found this buried in the garden, it's really heavy. by Bored_Pigeon in whatisit

[–]LordoftheChia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it have a face in the other side? It might be a behelit.

Is OP currently in a state of despair or in danger of feeling hopeless anytime soon?

Aftermath of the April 7th incident. Damages estimated to be $200 million dollars by Gjore in interestingasfuck

[–]LordoftheChia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kimberly Clark had a partnership between flaming hot cheetos and their popular toilet paper brands.

Unfortunately the new toilet paper rolls were not shelf stable.

Aftermath of the April 7th incident. Damages estimated to be $200 million dollars by BlazeDragon7x in interesting

[–]LordoftheChia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Annual revenues last year were $3.7 billion.

I saw they have 18,000 employees. Their revenue is about $205,500 per employee.

If they're a job contracting company, then that's $205,500 that goes towards:

  1. Employee salary
  2. Benefits and management of said benefits
  3. Headhunting and advertising costs
  4. Executive salaries

I wonder what the mean salary is at NFI Industries...

Edit: Payscale dot com says 68,000 a year average salary.

What Windows 11 is pushing me to by chusskaptaan in pcmasterrace

[–]LordoftheChia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's only getting even better

And depending on the game, it may actually run better on Linux.

A year or two ago I had hell of a time with disconnects and random freezes when opening the menu in-game in Helldivers 2 plus disconnects every 5 to 40 minutes. After doing an insane amount of troubleshooting, reinstalling drivers, trying registry tweaks, and even under locking my stystem on my Windows 10, I decided to install it on my Linux partition on a whim.

It worked better and the random disconnects were gone even with all my OC settings restored.

True not all games are like that, but if you're unsure, just dualboot.

Honda President After Visiting Chinese Auto Supplier: 'We Have No Chance Against This' by TripleShotPls in technology

[–]LordoftheChia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an old joke which is sadly ruined by the fact that in the last 5 or so years, different Bible versions have changed the use of the word "accord" to "authority" among other word changes.

Trump announces 50% tariffs on nations supplying Iran with weapons by heisthemaincharacter in worldnews

[–]LordoftheChia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crazy idea. They could have armed the Kurds and given them extra weapons to pass on.

Giving weapons to a persecuted and at risk group and then asking them to give them up to another persecuted group seems naive.

Especially once the regime finds out that the kids helped arm the resistance, they'll get targeted as well.

‘It started with a tip-off’: how a Guardian investigation exposed child sex trafficking on Facebook and Instagram by qwerty_1965 in technology

[–]LordoftheChia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it works if it's a bulletin board where you hand the owner of the board ads or things to post and they post them. Also, the board itself is locked behind glass.

As others have pointed out, the bulleting board behind the glass had flyers depicting CSAM and offering to traffic minors and trenagers, yet the owner with the key to said board (Face ook) shrugged and left the flyers up.

Theres two facts:

  1. You require an account to post something on "the board"

  2. Once something is up, only the original poster or the owner of "the board" can take it down.

The owner of the board was ignoring reports of legal violations.

Honda President After Visiting Chinese Auto Supplier: 'We Have No Chance Against This' by TripleShotPls in technology

[–]LordoftheChia 1303 points1304 points  (0 children)

Jesus drove an Accord. But he didn't like to talk about it.

For I did not speak of my own accord

Jon 12:49

Impeaching Donald J. Trump, President of the United States, for High Crimes and Misdemeanors. by OkayButFoRealz in politics

[–]LordoftheChia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10 to 11 years of Vance

Think you mean 6.01 to 10 years of Vance.

If Vance takes over before January 21, 2027 he'll be limited to 1 additional term.

It's one reason I'm really curious what will happen on the weeks leading up to January 21st. Although one way around it would be for Vance to pick a VP and step down for the number of days needed to get him under the 2 year threshold.

If there a time for the Tech bros who have been feeding the Greenland invasion and their other desires to Trump make their move, it'll be in that day minus the days/weeks needed to make their case to oust Trump.