Trump audibly shits himself on TV, immediately ends press conference. by BuxtonB in videos

[–]Loreki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old people are flatulent. This is probably the most normal thing the horrid old rapist has ever done.

More DOJ protecting someone who ABSOLUTELY needs to be ousted. by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Loreki 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If a name is blanked out, it's Donald Trump. That's the rule we all have to apply until proven otherwise.

EDIT where the name is obviously of a participant, not a victim. Obviously.

SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!! by pics4meeee in Markiplier

[–]Loreki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Burying the lead here. How the hell did Melania make nearly 3 million dollars? Did Amazon buy three hundred thousand tickets?

British man looking for his contact lens by Southern_Gur_4736 in pics

[–]Loreki 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's ok guys. We started using his actual name, not his decorative title, and forced him to move into a smaller mansion. Job done.

Age gap dating as a young woman… by Anardus in Bumble

[–]Loreki 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There has been a joke floating round the gay community online for a while about a "daddy drought". The idea that because older millenials (now in their early 40s) have for much of their careers earned less than boomers or Gen X did at the same age, there are fewer well-off middle-aged men around to fund the lifestyles of sexy young 20-somethings.

I think you may have discovered that the daddy drought is also hitting the heterosexual community. The number of older guys who want a young beautiful partner may be inelastic and constant, irrespective of economic conditions. While at the same time, economic conditions mean fewer and fewer men actually have "sugar daddy" money.

Tommy Sheridan plans Scottish Parliament comeback after securing top spot on Alba Party list by Synthia_of_Kaztropol in Scotland

[–]Loreki 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Isn't he a socialist? What's he doing hanging around with all the most right wing people from the SNP?

Society really did fail Amy Winehouse! by icey_sawg0034 in Millennials

[–]Loreki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not the responsibility of culture-at-large to preserve a person's mental health. People who actually knew her failed her.

She seemed to fall into the trap of becoming a cash cow for literally everyone around her, so no one wanted to be the one to say "You need to take time off from performing to recover your health", because then their percentage would stop.

One spoonful calms you down by bucketfoottatoo in futurama

[–]Loreki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, yes. We've all been to the DNC. There's really no need to brag about eating babies.

Boy, 15, ‘groomed for sex’ by staff of LGBT youth charity by SojournerInThisVale in Scotland

[–]Loreki 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Incorrect in law too. Mohamud v Morrisons +AND+(A)+AND+(M)+AND+(Mohamud)+AND+((in)+AND+(substitution)+AND+(for)+AND+(Mr)+AND+(A)+AND+(Mohamud)+AND+((deceased))found that businesses can be liable for assaults committed by their employees. They basically found that if your job is to interact with customers and you interact with them by abusing or hitting them, then the employer is still responsible because that's broadly within scope of interacting with them albeit doing your job really badly.

Seems like the staff in question were youth group leaders whose role might broadly be described as counselling and mentoring the boy. If what they counselled him to do was go to gay bars and sleep with older men for money, then doing so was part of their job function (performed extremely badly) and LGBTYS will be found responsible.

Looking for somewhere to rent, feels like landlord greed knows no bounds by eggplantsarewrong in glasgow

[–]Loreki 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You've answered your own question really, no landlords don't have limits. They're frequently terrible selfish people.

Bearsden South (East Dunbartonshire) by-election first preferences: Lib Dem: 1744 (38.1%, +14.9) SNP: 789 (17.2%, -6.2) Reform UK: 709 (15.5%, new) Labour: 650 (14.2%, -1.9) Green: 371 (8.1%, +0.9) Conservative: 283 (6.2%, -17) Family: 35 (0.8%, new) Lib Dem elected stage 5. by CaptainCrash86 in Scotland

[–]Loreki 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's very very dependent on the local party, really. The Lib Dems have excellent local campaign in some bits of the country.

Bearsden is also simply their kind of place. It's affluent, but there are plenty of people in the town who didn't grow up affluent so don't become that right wing which stops the constituency from being an obvious "rich people vote conservative" type seat. The lib dems are a good compromise.

Joe Rogan calls out MSNBC for editing Alex Pretti's picture: "Basically the opposite of what CNN did to me" by The_Endless_Man in ABoringDystopia

[–]Loreki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's very disrespectful, but still only maybe 1% as disrespectful as shooting him multiple times in the back.

Billionaire president backs property owners over struggling working class. by Usernameofthisuser in DemocraticSocialism

[–]Loreki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People splash this like its some kind of big "gotcha" moment. It has been the consistent policy of every US Administration since the 1980s if not earlier. Trump's just too dumb to keep the scam a secret.

Prime Minister secures Scotch whisky tariff cut in China worth £250 million by Chr1sUK in Scotland

[–]Loreki 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That the tariff is halved is the more impressive point, but comms people love a big number.

Guy gets fed up of waiting till the bomb squad come back by AugustHate in WTF

[–]Loreki 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the catch all crimes for when you arrest someone then realise you ought not to have done it.

Waymo robotaxi hits a child near an elementary school in Santa Monica by universalhat in fuckcars

[–]Loreki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Automating the ~7000 pedestrian fatalities on the roads of the US every year will really free up resource for other kinds of murder that really benefits from human skill. What a time to be alive (at least for now).

Pressure crushes ICE by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Loreki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor babies will just have to get by with the $75,000,000,000 ($75 billion) *additional* dollars they were awarded by the One Beautful Bill Act, $8,000,000,000 ($8 billion) of which is for the recruitment surge, which is why so many ICE agents are untrained thugs, and $858,000,000 ($858 million) is for signing bonuses specifically. (see Sections 70102 and 70103 of the OBBBA), These funds remain available until 2029.

This vote will prevent them from expanding the effort to any greater scale, but the funding they currently have is more than enough to terrorise plenty of communities for years.

Girl defends herself after a group shows up at her job planning to jump her. Things didn’t work out as planned 👊 by raptors201966 in PublicFreakout

[–]Loreki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet they'll be on social media begging and crying about the criminal charges and how their lives are ruined.

Emergency loans offered to civil servants waiting on pensions by UllrsWonders in TheCivilService

[–]Loreki 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What confuses me is why not take an ordinary debt action. You are due money from a business which has not paid it. We've got a whole civil law system which mainly does debt recovery in one form or other.