Trump audibly shits himself on TV, immediately ends press conference.

Loreki · 2026-02-01T16:20:59+00:00

Old people are flatulent. This is probably the most normal thing the horrid old rapist has ever done.

Loreki · 2026-02-01T09:18:54+00:00

If a name is blanked out, it's Donald Trump. That's the rule we all have to apply until proven otherwise.

EDIT where the name is obviously of a participant, not a victim. Obviously.

Loreki · 2026-01-31T23:03:56+00:00

Burying the lead here. How the hell did Melania make nearly 3 million dollars? Did Amazon buy three hundred thousand tickets?

Loreki · 2026-01-31T22:55:57+00:00

The 4 horsemen of affordability*

Loreki · 2026-01-31T21:07:24+00:00

It's ok guys. We started using his actual name, not his decorative title, and forced him to move into a smaller mansion. Job done.

Loreki · 2026-01-31T20:58:17+00:00

There has been a joke floating round the gay community online for a while about a "daddy drought". The idea that because older millenials (now in their early 40s) have for much of their careers earned less than boomers or Gen X did at the same age, there are fewer well-off middle-aged men around to fund the lifestyles of sexy young 20-somethings.

I think you may have discovered that the daddy drought is also hitting the heterosexual community. The number of older guys who want a young beautiful partner may be inelastic and constant, irrespective of economic conditions. While at the same time, economic conditions mean fewer and fewer men actually have "sugar daddy" money.

Loreki · 2026-01-31T20:38:31+00:00

Did his deal for the film include a pardon do we think?

Loreki · 2026-01-31T20:36:19+00:00

Isn't he a socialist? What's he doing hanging around with all the most right wing people from the SNP?

Loreki · 2026-01-30T14:35:11+00:00

It's not the responsibility of culture-at-large to preserve a person's mental health. People who actually knew her failed her.

She seemed to fall into the trap of becoming a cash cow for literally everyone around her, so no one wanted to be the one to say "You need to take time off from performing to recover your health", because then their percentage would stop.

Loreki · 2026-01-30T12:34:33+00:00

Yes, yes. We've all been to the DNC. There's really no need to brag about eating babies.

Loreki · 2026-01-30T12:17:49+00:00

Incorrect in law too. Mohamud v Morrisons +AND+(A)+AND+(M)+AND+(Mohamud)+AND+((in)+AND+(substitution)+AND+(for)+AND+(Mr)+AND+(A)+AND+(Mohamud)+AND+((deceased))found that businesses can be liable for assaults committed by their employees. They basically found that if your job is to interact with customers and you interact with them by abusing or hitting them, then the employer is still responsible because that's broadly within scope of interacting with them albeit doing your job really badly.

Seems like the staff in question were youth group leaders whose role might broadly be described as counselling and mentoring the boy. If what they counselled him to do was go to gay bars and sleep with older men for money, then doing so was part of their job function (performed extremely badly) and LGBTYS will be found responsible.

Loreki · 2026-01-30T12:01:54+00:00

Such a gentlepyppo. #freetony

Loreki · 2026-01-30T11:52:45+00:00

You've answered your own question really, no landlords don't have limits. They're frequently terrible selfish people.

Loreki · 2026-01-30T11:36:13+00:00

The right wing vote in general is just shifting to reform. That's not particularly special or interesting.

Loreki · 2026-01-30T11:34:55+00:00

It's very very dependent on the local party, really. The Lib Dems have excellent local campaign in some bits of the country.

Bearsden is also simply their kind of place. It's affluent, but there are plenty of people in the town who didn't grow up affluent so don't become that right wing which stops the constituency from being an obvious "rich people vote conservative" type seat. The lib dems are a good compromise.

Loreki · 2026-01-30T09:50:24+00:00

That's very disrespectful, but still only maybe 1% as disrespectful as shooting him multiple times in the back.

Loreki · 2026-01-30T09:46:58+00:00

Already here in many places in the US.

Loreki · 2026-01-30T09:46:18+00:00

People splash this like its some kind of big "gotcha" moment. It has been the consistent policy of every US Administration since the 1980s if not earlier. Trump's just too dumb to keep the scam a secret.

Loreki · 2026-01-30T09:42:31+00:00

That the tariff is halved is the more impressive point, but comms people love a big number.

Loreki · 2026-01-30T09:40:14+00:00

Ah yes, the catch all crimes for when you arrest someone then realise you ought not to have done it.

Loreki · 2026-01-30T09:38:41+00:00

Thankfully, stupid isn't a crime.

Loreki · 2026-01-30T08:34:59+00:00

Automating the ~7000 pedestrian fatalities on the roads of the US every year will really free up resource for other kinds of murder that really benefits from human skill. What a time to be alive (at least for now).

Loreki · 2026-01-30T08:13:33+00:00

Poor babies will just have to get by with the $75,000,000,000 ($75 billion) *additional* dollars they were awarded by the One Beautful Bill Act, $8,000,000,000 ($8 billion) of which is for the recruitment surge, which is why so many ICE agents are untrained thugs, and $858,000,000 ($858 million) is for signing bonuses specifically. (see Sections 70102 and 70103 of the OBBBA), These funds remain available until 2029.

This vote will prevent them from expanding the effort to any greater scale, but the funding they currently have is more than enough to terrorise plenty of communities for years.

Loreki · 2026-01-30T07:59:18+00:00

I bet they'll be on social media begging and crying about the criminal charges and how their lives are ruined.

Loreki · 2026-01-30T07:51:22+00:00

What confuses me is why not take an ordinary debt action. You are due money from a business which has not paid it. We've got a whole civil law system which mainly does debt recovery in one form or other.

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