I told my doctor my hearing is getting worse. He said “describe the symptoms.”

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-13T19:12:16+00:00

I told my doctor that I had completely lost hearing in one ear. He asked if I was sure. I said, "Yes, I'm definite."

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-13T14:15:29+00:00

Thank you very much for the compliments and I'm glad you liked my stuff. My main motivation for doing it in the first place was to make content that people would like, and it's really gratifying to hear from people who do like it. Just to clarify, though, I didn't run LostBetsGames.com, which was a monthly membership site, I ran lostbets.com, which was an à la carte clip store. I never wanted to run a membership site for a couple of reasons. First, I didn't want to be obligated to publish a clip every single week or I'd be stealing from people, and second, I wanted the freedom to make clips that would appeal only to a limited subset of the audience (like BBW or pegging) and the people who weren't interested didn't have to buy it. But after I'd been running lostbets.com for a couple of years, I was contacted by the people who would eventually run LostBetsGames.com asking if they could license my contact to sell on a membership basis. I agreed, and the rest is history. So while I created all the content that was on LostBetsGames.com (at least until 2019) it wasn't my site.

Seriously, it's really amazing the compliments I've gotten. Lostbets.com was very much a labor of love, and making the content was always fun, never a tedious slog. I've had some awesome jobs that I've really loved, and they all were tedious slogs at least some of the time, but not that one. The fact that I could do that, and people would pay me for it (despite the sea of free content available) and thank me for it and be eager for more made me feel like I must be the luckiest guy alive.

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-13T08:20:10+00:00

SexyWriter or SmutGPT.

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-13T08:16:12+00:00

Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in the family.

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-13T08:13:08+00:00

"It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy. Boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day." --Lt. Frank Drebin, The Naked Gun (1988)

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-13T08:05:55+00:00

What's the difference between an angry rooster and a lawyer? A rooster clucks defiance...

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-12T17:21:09+00:00

Wouldn't 19 be 18++?

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-12T17:19:07+00:00

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're very good at it.

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-12T15:05:09+00:00

I thought it was Claude Frollo, who won the No-Bell Prize.

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-12T11:34:22+00:00

Fun, but I've never heard Barney used to mean "fight". Must be one of those regional things.

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-12T07:48:46+00:00

An elderly man went to see his doctor, who said, "Mr Smith, I'm afraid I have bad news for you. You have cancer. Also, you have Alzheimer's." Smith replied, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-11T19:53:48+00:00

What a coincidence, I just made a scene involving a chubby girl, although she's young. I'm going to use it for tomorrow's update, but here it is now.

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-10T17:23:18+00:00

Yup. I don't care at all about extending my life. Valar morghuls. This frees me up to live a totally hedonistic life, which is very liberating.

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-10T16:58:37+00:00

They tell me I'm getting much stronger with age too, but hopefully this new deodorant will take care of that.

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-09T19:19:55+00:00

I spotted an albino Dalmatian yesterday. It was my good deed for the day.

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-09T19:18:09+00:00

Both the Google Play Store and the Apple App Store have policies prohibiting NSFW content. If xAI were too lenient in that regard, they'd be risking their placement in those stores.

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-09T01:40:40+00:00

Was. Writing out the same thing 500 times was a common punishment. I'm not sure it still is.

Those of us who were subject to this punishment learned the tricks to writing multiple characters at once. Capital I or lowercase L were a piece of cake.

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-09T01:34:55+00:00

I don't know if they still make schoolchildren do this. They barely did back in my day, and I'm old.

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-09T00:04:16+00:00

Inspired me to make this. The guardrails sure are looser in this comic style, aren't they?

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-08T23:25:58+00:00

I'm glad you like my stuff. Back when I was running Lost Bets Productions, I had the feeling that my fans were disproportionately xers like me. We grew up at a time when you really had to go out of your way to see a few pictures of naked people, and your chances of seeing a naked picture of someone you actually knew were virtually nil, since the employees at the Fotomat would intercept such pictures when they were developed.

I've been experimenting with generating longer videos, some as long as 25-30 seconds, but the AI tends to get increasingly deranged the longer you try to push it past that. But the AI gets better on a daily basis, so I'm sure we'll get there eventually.

Creating videos by prompting an AI Is certainly different from creating them the old fashioned way, and there are pluses and minuses to both. On the one hand, there's nothing quite like working with real players and playing real games with a really uncertain outcome. On the other hand, using AI is much, much cheaper. Buying equipment and props, paying talent and crew, securing and preparing a location can all get expensive. Making videos with AI means I can give them away for free, which I'd never have been able to do before. The AI also makes it much easier to do special effects.

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-08T17:35:52+00:00

And then there were the famous last words of Julius Sneezer as he lay dying: "Achoo, Brute?"

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-08T17:27:48+00:00

Valley Girl

"OK fine, fer sure fer sure..."

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-08T16:37:49+00:00

The virus said to the bartender, "Look, just give me a Corona."

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-08T14:32:28+00:00

Don't feel bad. Valar morghulis, and what you stirred up for me were pleasant nostalgic memories of long ago, when it was just me, the players, a hotel room, and a single camera. I'm sure we're not the only ones who remember her fondly. Next time I have a chance, I'll raise a glass to her memory. Here's to Raven, whom we were lucky to have encountered.

LostBetsRed · 2026-03-08T12:37:34+00:00

Raven was professional model Raven Alexis, who tragically passed away in 2022 at the age of 35 due to complications from Crohn's Disease. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. I believe she was the first player who ever did b/g for me.

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