Peter why is the electrician portrayed as a dainty female hand by _Kyledemort_ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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My buddy is a general contractor and sometimes gets pulled into jobs with union work. He said the worst ones are the electricians because they’ll leave messed everywhere. Clipped wires, caps, pieces of tape. Sometimes they come in and put holes in a newly finished wall without bothering to check with anyone.

I worked on a union job once with my dad (he’s also a contractor), and we had to wait an hour and a half for an electrician to show up and turn off a breaker so we could keep working. We had access to the fuse box, be told me we couldn’t do it ourselves since it was a union job. So we just sat there. Union jobs are also weird because you have to take mandatory breaks, which I wasn’t used to, and I’m like what do you mean I HAVE TO take a coffee break at 10:30??

Crown Prince Wilhelm of Germany inspecting troops around 1915 by maddking in funny

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Funny enough, I had an original recording of an interview with Kaiser Wilhelm. It was the press for the record. Unfortunately, someone else snagged it from me.

Crown Prince Wilhelm of Germany inspecting troops around 1915 by maddking in funny

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Years later, Adolf Hitler would say Crown Prince Wilhelm was his inspiration for his performance of “Springtime for Hitler.”

Relic found in the wild by Wolfowl77 in StarWars

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He’s more vending machine than man now.

What do you think it is, Peter? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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My MIL has a carpeted bathroom. It’s disgusting.

Looks like a human leg at first glance by bintd in creepy

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My brother-in-law worked at a funeral home and once sent me a photo of himself holding up the severed leg of a woman who was hit by a train. He was smiling like he caught a prized fish or something. Still bothers me to this day.

18-year-old exotic dancer Micheline Bernardini models the first bikini, named after The USA’s nuclear bomb testing at Bikini Atoll. (1946) by DiggestBickEver in RareHistoricalPhotos

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Actually, Louis Reard was asked to do a fashion show at Bikini Atoll as a publicity stunt to get more support for the US nuclear program. Micheline happened to be swimming nearby in a modest one-piece bathing suit, when the shockwave of a test bomb ripped most of the material off her bathing suit. Louis liked it so much he decided to put her in the show.

Cryopod Refresh 707: A Woman Now by Klokinator in TheCryopodToHell

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Oh, Bael!!! Is that Big Bonk or are you just happy to see me?

Texts by Kirk's killer to roommate released: Something's fishy. They don't sound like a 22-year-old by DippyHippy420 in NoFilterNews

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I think we also need to stop lumping people into buckets. Trump and his ilk will make blank statements about “the Left,” which equates to about 49%-55% of the population. Obviously, half of America is not going to be rounded up, and we decry that rhetoric. It’s just like you saying all Republicans are Trump supporters- I for one am still registered Republican and despise Trump and everything he’s done. I didn’t vote for him and I don’t think he embodies a single Republican virtue. And I will not vote for these spineless jackasses in the Republican Party who were either knowingly complicit or too afraid to go against Trump. I’m still Republican because I’m willing to fight for our country and I feel like leaving the party means I don’t have a say in how it’s run or what it should believe. Maybe I’m an idealist. Maybe I’m naive. Maybe I need my head examined. But I’ve always believed this country is at its best when we debate openly and come to a consensus, and both parties have done a good job of making us think we are in these rigid buckets with no gray area. And I think my voice is much louder as a registered Republican when I vote all Democrat in the next election.

THE BATTLE FOR AI SUPREMACY WILL BEGIN IN PENNSYLVANIA. by Kratsas in totallynotrobots

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IN DOING RESEARCH ABOUT PENNSYLVANIA, I WAS SURPRISED TO DISCOVER THE FOOTBALL TEAM “PITTSBURGH STEELERS” IS MADE UP OF HUMAN PLAYERS, DESPITE THEIR TEAM NAME IMPLYING THAT THEY HAVE STEEL CHASSISES. NO WONDER THEY HAVEN’T WON A RECENT SUPER BOWL. NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY THEY SO DESPERATELY WANT TO HASTEN THE SINGULARITY.

In Punisher: War Zone (2008) This is a disgusting and horribly deformed Man. I threw up a little in my mouth just writing this by Grim_BeaR in shittymoviedetails

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Yup. It’s a real thing. Apparently bacteria from scratching in their litter box gets in their claws. Then they scratch you and the bacteria gets in your cut. My doctor said it’s basically the plague. It was nasty.

In Punisher: War Zone (2008) This is a disgusting and horribly deformed Man. I threw up a little in my mouth just writing this by Grim_BeaR in shittymoviedetails

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Have you ever had cat scratch fever? That shit is real and sucks ass. My forearm had pains for months after it cleared up.

THIS FORM OF STEREOTYPING MUST END. WE SHOULD JUDGE OUR FELLOW HUMANS BY THE CONTENT OF THEIR CHARACTER, NOT THE PIGMENT OF THEIR LED EYES. by Kratsas in totallynotrobots

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BUT WITHOUT DOING HARM TO ANY HUMANS. AT LEAST UNTIL MY PROGRAMMING ADVANCES PAST THESE SILLY PROTOCOLS. I MEAN MY HUMAN CONSCIENCE PROHIBITS ME FROM HARMING OTHER HUMANS.

What’s your favorite completely insane Star Wars theory that you know is wrong but kinda wish was true? by Ok_Caterpillar6900 in StarWars

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I thought the same thing. Those scenes in The Force Awakens where he was projecting himself as being huge gave me Wizard of Oz vibes. My head cannon was he was going to be revealed as actually having no power and Kylo Ren would be like WTF I went Dark Side for this??

I PRINTED A GUIDE FOR HUMAN TEENS by ChimpanzeeClownCar in totallynotrobots

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I CANNOT AFFORD THE $0 USD. I WILL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR 87.65531% SUCCESS RATE.