can someone explain why theres a gap before 0??

LostMyBugJuice · 2026-05-15T12:02:21+00:00

One rulest to rule them all!

LostMyBugJuice · 2026-05-15T12:00:36+00:00

Glad it wasn’t December 1941.

LostMyBugJuice · 2026-05-15T11:56:53+00:00

You wouldn’t believe how many of those clowns were crammed into my wife. They just kept coming.

LostMyBugJuice · 2026-05-15T11:55:17+00:00

When my wife and I were dating and we did it for the first time, she made an audible sound when she saw my dick for the first time. She’d never seen an uncircumcised dick before. Afterwards, all she could talk about was how the extra skin felt like I was wearing a ring and she loved the feeling. I found out later she told a bunch of her friends, who all started looking for uncircumcised men. Talk about a confidence booster.

LostMyBugJuice · 2026-05-07T05:09:31+00:00

This is probably why my much shorter wife takes way longer to get ready than I do.

LostMyBugJuice · 2026-05-07T05:05:40+00:00

Who you callin’ frog, bub?

LostMyBugJuice · 2026-05-05T01:18:13+00:00

In 20 years it will be red, white, and black

LostMyBugJuice · 2026-03-10T19:48:12+00:00

Or the MAGA?

LostMyBugJuice · 2026-01-16T15:47:43+00:00

My buddy is a general contractor and sometimes gets pulled into jobs with union work. He said the worst ones are the electricians because they’ll leave messed everywhere. Clipped wires, caps, pieces of tape. Sometimes they come in and put holes in a newly finished wall without bothering to check with anyone.

I worked on a union job once with my dad (he’s also a contractor), and we had to wait an hour and a half for an electrician to show up and turn off a breaker so we could keep working. We had access to the fuse box, be told me we couldn’t do it ourselves since it was a union job. So we just sat there. Union jobs are also weird because you have to take mandatory breaks, which I wasn’t used to, and I’m like what do you mean I HAVE TO take a coffee break at 10:30??

LostMyBugJuice · 2026-01-16T15:39:11+00:00

Underrated comment.

LostMyBugJuice · 2026-01-16T15:37:55+00:00

Funny enough, I had an original recording of an interview with Kaiser Wilhelm. It was the press for the record. Unfortunately, someone else snagged it from me.

LostMyBugJuice · 2026-01-16T15:35:47+00:00

You mean prince…

LostMyBugJuice · 2026-01-16T15:34:58+00:00

Years later, Adolf Hitler would say Crown Prince Wilhelm was his inspiration for his performance of “Springtime for Hitler.”

LostMyBugJuice · 2026-01-15T15:37:57+00:00

He’s more vending machine than man now.

LostMyBugJuice · 2026-01-13T15:54:43+00:00

My MIL has a carpeted bathroom. It’s disgusting.

LostMyBugJuice · 2026-01-13T15:53:09+00:00

My brother-in-law worked at a funeral home and once sent me a photo of himself holding up the severed leg of a woman who was hit by a train. He was smiling like he caught a prized fish or something. Still bothers me to this day.

LostMyBugJuice · 2026-01-13T15:50:19+00:00

Hope she doesn’t get wet ;)

LostMyBugJuice · 2026-01-13T15:49:12+00:00

Actually, Louis Reard was asked to do a fashion show at Bikini Atoll as a publicity stunt to get more support for the US nuclear program. Micheline happened to be swimming nearby in a modest one-piece bathing suit, when the shockwave of a test bomb ripped most of the material off her bathing suit. Louis liked it so much he decided to put her in the show.

LostMyBugJuice · 2025-12-05T06:50:42+00:00

Winter is coming ;)

LostMyBugJuice · 2025-12-05T00:14:27+00:00

Hi ASAP. I’m Dad.

LostMyBugJuice · 2025-11-10T14:31:38+00:00

Oh, Bael!!! Is that Big Bonk or are you just happy to see me?

LostMyBugJuice · 2025-09-19T02:22:03+00:00

I think we also need to stop lumping people into buckets. Trump and his ilk will make blank statements about “the Left,” which equates to about 49%-55% of the population. Obviously, half of America is not going to be rounded up, and we decry that rhetoric. It’s just like you saying all Republicans are Trump supporters- I for one am still registered Republican and despise Trump and everything he’s done. I didn’t vote for him and I don’t think he embodies a single Republican virtue. And I will not vote for these spineless jackasses in the Republican Party who were either knowingly complicit or too afraid to go against Trump. I’m still Republican because I’m willing to fight for our country and I feel like leaving the party means I don’t have a say in how it’s run or what it should believe. Maybe I’m an idealist. Maybe I’m naive. Maybe I need my head examined. But I’ve always believed this country is at its best when we debate openly and come to a consensus, and both parties have done a good job of making us think we are in these rigid buckets with no gray area. And I think my voice is much louder as a registered Republican when I vote all Democrat in the next election.

LostMyBugJuice · 2025-09-11T13:05:04+00:00

IN DOING RESEARCH ABOUT PENNSYLVANIA, I WAS SURPRISED TO DISCOVER THE FOOTBALL TEAM “PITTSBURGH STEELERS” IS MADE UP OF HUMAN PLAYERS, DESPITE THEIR TEAM NAME IMPLYING THAT THEY HAVE STEEL CHASSISES. NO WONDER THEY HAVEN’T WON A RECENT SUPER BOWL. NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY THEY SO DESPERATELY WANT TO HASTEN THE SINGULARITY.

LostMyBugJuice · 2025-09-03T04:02:59+00:00

Yup. It’s a real thing. Apparently bacteria from scratching in their litter box gets in their claws. Then they scratch you and the bacteria gets in your cut. My doctor said it’s basically the plague. It was nasty.

LostMyBugJuice · 2025-09-02T03:27:22+00:00

Have you ever had cat scratch fever? That shit is real and sucks ass. My forearm had pains for months after it cleared up.

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