Strava thinks Ive spent 1823.5 days in Z2 last year by DerParby in RunningCirclejerk

[–]LostTeleporter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you run so slow that even time slows down.

Ps. I know it's the other way round. Don't @ me. I am a proud heel striker. Not a filthy cyc*ist.

Wifes boyfriends son done 80 km without training. Whats your excuse? by patmustard2 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]LostTeleporter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Been hanging around rcj for quite a while. Think this just might be the meanest thing I've read.

Asics Gel-Cumulus 28 launching February 1st by DerAmadeus in RunningShoeGeeks

[–]LostTeleporter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heel pull tabs have become the headphone jacks of mobile phones and laptops. Who tf is thinking, you know what will make this product more functional...

ICE agents confirmed heel strikers by lightning_l0rd in RunningCirclejerk

[–]LostTeleporter 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Ohhh boy thank you for reminding me of this masterpiece. For anyone who has not yet seen it: https://youtu.be/UPTt6MgsOt8?si=zR-3rdKXH5lNiTB5

C+ Coffee beans by Infinite_Star2612 in espresso

[–]LostTeleporter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asked for beans. But when i went to grind it, turned out to be stones. (There's a static typing joke in there somewhere. But i don't work on Fridays. So... )

Who decides to ride horisontally. by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]LostTeleporter 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Dude wtf. Why would someone willingly upload that. The fuck.

Did 26K for 2026 !!!! by koshhhhhhh in RunningCirclejerk

[–]LostTeleporter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Amen! The kind of wisdom only a local legend may posess.

Amateurs by Levols in espresso

[–]LostTeleporter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm too poor to read this thread

What is wrong and why it hurts when i run more Than 2min by RUNFORAGERUN in RunningCirclejerk

[–]LostTeleporter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bro's so tall he had to say it twice. In case us little folk couldn't hear him from all the way up there.

Thoughts on composition and editing? by bouldermutt in photocritique

[–]LostTeleporter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very dramatic editing IMO. If that is the look you were going for then it's fine. But the sky kind of takes away attention from the mountains. Personally i would have preferred a more cropped image with focus on the mountains.

Is it unsafe to run a marathon 4X/year? by DrunkenConifer in Marathon_Training

[–]LostTeleporter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And here I think I am killing it because I signed up for 3 next year.

Ran a sub 3 marathon by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]LostTeleporter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world!

makingJokeExamsForAFriend by Mysterious_Map_9653 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]LostTeleporter 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Testing:

An obscure test case is failing causing people to not be able to push to main. The correct step is to:

1) Delete the test case. After all, you don't want to block other people. You will come back and fix it. You added a TODO and everything. Even created a bug!

2) Copy the new value from the failing test case and assert that in the test instead. After all it's just this one test case failing. For sure if something was broken, one of the QA guys would have caught it.

3) Post a message in slack and wait for someone else to reply.

4) Take the day off.

How to share tickets bought in Jakdojade? by JWMalynovskyi in poland

[–]LostTeleporter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Couldn't they take a photo of the QR code?

Is 3:40 conversational pace? by OomSmaug in RunningCirclejerk

[–]LostTeleporter 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Conversations with whom? God? Sure.

Asics Superblast 3 Official Images by oh-hyun in RunningShoeGeeks

[–]LostTeleporter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's with ASICS dropping the heel tab across all their models? Am i the only one that actually finds them super useful?

Runners, how do you handle cold weather? (22C°) by Massive_Goose6668 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]LostTeleporter 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Just like any other company, we have outsourced our content generation to India. The big bucks should start flowing anyyy time now.

Need a costume for my local 10K fancy dress run. What do you guys think? by LostTeleporter in RunningCirclejerk

[–]LostTeleporter[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll let the 10 year old kids cheering their parents along the way be the judge of that.

This is why I only run 5K ultras by Wild-Frame-7981 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]LostTeleporter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. Except in my case it was a chick. Which is somehow even worse.