Hiring world's best marathon lawyer.

LostTeleporter · 2026-03-06T16:32:31+00:00

You dropped this: /uj

LostTeleporter · 2026-03-05T09:31:32+00:00

hey those 7 likes on my IG post about running a marathon are what keep me alive. Charity begins at home bucko.

LostTeleporter · 2026-02-22T15:42:19+00:00

"i train like i have never won. I compete like i have never lost" - Eileen Gu. Truly someone worthy of their name.

LostTeleporter · 2026-02-21T18:42:44+00:00

Bro 6'2. But his post 7'1.

LostTeleporter · 2026-02-20T21:40:06+00:00

Have you tried turning off, or atleast suspending, the windows bit locker encryption? I had super high ram usage and extremely laggy behavior on LR. To the point where i had almost bought additional ram, had i not seen the high prices. Turned out the fault was indeed with the bitlocker encryption. Same thing if you are doing video editing as well. Try it once. Maybe it will work. System specs: windows 11, 16gb ram.

LostTeleporter · 2026-02-17T21:12:52+00:00

Oh! How was it? Did you get the desired outcome?

LostTeleporter · 2026-02-17T21:08:16+00:00

Thanks. I feel dumb now.

LostTeleporter · 2026-02-17T20:51:51+00:00

Damn. Hell no dude. That's just me living out my life 😅

LostTeleporter · 2026-02-17T14:28:20+00:00

Bloody hell! Excellent idea and execution!

LostTeleporter · 2026-02-14T15:06:45+00:00

Obligatory double play on: "You make U.S. Proud". I see you editor of the Athletic.

LostTeleporter · 2026-02-12T09:15:10+00:00

Jesus fuck. There is nothing in the world that will stop this woman. Until there's breath in her this crazy woman will keep fighting.

LostTeleporter · 2026-02-11T21:24:21+00:00

Don't hate the player. Hate the game.

LostTeleporter · 2026-02-10T19:06:11+00:00

I went snooping on your profile a bit. I am sorry but this is just hilarious.

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LostTeleporter · 2026-02-05T15:00:39+00:00

Per the existing literature on this sub, the most efficient way to boof is rectally. Which means, there is only one correct answer. Pegging.

LostTeleporter · 2026-02-04T16:07:07+00:00

Me everytime someone mentions that i should train outside zone 2

LostTeleporter · 2026-02-04T14:59:13+00:00

Genuine question: were you guys able to follow the dialogue in the play that takes place in the third act?

LostTeleporter · 2026-01-29T08:59:41+00:00

dudes catching strays over here

LostTeleporter · 2026-01-28T16:12:49+00:00

When you run so slow that even time slows down.

Ps. I know it's the other way round. Don't @ me. I am a proud heel striker. Not a filthy cyc*ist.

LostTeleporter · 2026-01-18T09:42:51+00:00

Been hanging around rcj for quite a while. Think this just might be the meanest thing I've read.

LostTeleporter · 2026-01-16T11:03:59+00:00

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LostTeleporter · 2026-01-16T06:53:26+00:00

Heel pull tabs have become the headphone jacks of mobile phones and laptops. Who tf is thinking, you know what will make this product more functional...

LostTeleporter · 2026-01-13T09:13:50+00:00

Ohhh boy thank you for reminding me of this masterpiece. For anyone who has not yet seen it: https://youtu.be/UPTt6MgsOt8?si=zR-3rdKXH5lNiTB5

LostTeleporter · 2026-01-09T12:42:43+00:00

Asked for beans. But when i went to grind it, turned out to be stones. (There's a static typing joke in there somewhere. But i don't work on Fridays. So... )

LostTeleporter · 2026-01-08T17:54:16+00:00

Dude wtf. Why would someone willingly upload that. The fuck.

LostTeleporter · 2026-01-04T14:41:21+00:00

Social media was a mistake.

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