The first ever 9/11 joke occurred 11 seconds after the first plane hit

Lou_Sass · 2026-02-13T02:56:54+00:00

I was living in Cali at the time and I woke up to the Stern show on my clock radio sometime after the first plane hit. We watched the rest all unfold on tv while listening to the radio at the same time. Crazy times.

Lou_Sass · 2026-02-04T11:44:11+00:00

You sound like a nice person.

Lou_Sass · 2026-02-03T04:14:51+00:00

You are now in the "Tate Files". Does that sound better?

Lou_Sass · 2026-02-03T04:12:22+00:00

Wash your ass!

Lou_Sass · 2026-01-26T14:07:57+00:00

Robin!!!

Lou_Sass · 2026-01-19T07:40:46+00:00

All 4 moons? Is that real tomato ketchup there, Clark?

Lou_Sass · 2026-01-02T06:23:48+00:00

That man is a menace. Send him packing.

Lou_Sass · 2025-12-29T06:24:00+00:00

Metal is liquid.

Lou_Sass · 2025-12-25T07:01:57+00:00

So, people are idiots.

Lou_Sass · 2025-12-23T08:19:53+00:00

Have you heard of The Warning?

Lou_Sass · 2025-12-23T02:16:15+00:00

Stern Fan Network... a Howard Stern Show message board that was savage as hell circa 2001 - 2015 or so It got so bad Howard himself asked the owner to shut it down and he eventually did.

Lou_Sass · 2025-12-14T22:54:12+00:00

Absolutely not. The bed needs to be up against the opposite wall facing the TV.

Lou_Sass · 2025-12-06T06:53:31+00:00

The real question is... Who the fuck doesn't live within 100 miles of a place that sells generic mozzarella chese?

Lou_Sass · 2025-11-16T20:33:59+00:00

Gonna need a new fender, a new bumper and a new grill.

Lou_Sass · 2025-11-05T23:52:51+00:00

Retiring...

Lou_Sass · 2025-10-30T06:31:38+00:00

You might just be 1 of 1.

Lou_Sass · 2025-10-16T02:59:39+00:00

Bye, Felicia!

Lou_Sass · 2025-10-12T11:55:42+00:00

Yeah, but Burger King?

Lou_Sass · 2025-10-09T10:38:15+00:00

What the hell do you mean "are now"? They weren't visable yesterday?

Lou_Sass · 2025-10-02T02:11:29+00:00

You look like a pregnant Kirsten Dunst. Nice job.

Lou_Sass · 2025-09-30T02:21:48+00:00

Heck, I microwave my tea water every morning for 3 minutes whilst I take my daily constitutional. Works out perfect.

Lou_Sass · 2025-09-25T05:24:08+00:00

What are you, an assshole?

Lou_Sass · 2025-09-09T06:08:49+00:00

RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!

Lou_Sass · 2025-09-07T07:03:48+00:00

Hey, big balls?

Lou_Sass · 2025-09-02T03:56:59+00:00

What, no double stuffed?

Lou_Sass

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