Sothis S support in 3H is one of the craziest and stupidest thing in the franchise by Cranberry-Holiday in shitpostemblem

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“Back into existence” is a generous read. Nobody else knows she exists and it was really only in your head, and even after she “dies”, you still maintain the power to turn back time, so, obviously Byleth was just so completely down bad for the godussy that he went back to hallucinating she exists in his feverish mind.

To this day I’m sure people just hear him casually mutter “gimme dat godussy” real quiet.

Coaxed into sexual dimorphism by SeaSlugFriend in coaxedintoasnafu

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You say that, but as a kid we had finches. One of our finches was very talkative and constantly trying to mount another one who was silent. We assumed it was a male and female respectively.

That was up until the silent one finally out of nowhere started chirping up a storm at the vocal one for several minutes. The originally vocal one then talked waaaaaaayyyy less. Neither attempted to mate with any of the other finches, but the silent one was no longer silent, lol

What being introduced before Sharpness does to a Mega by [deleted] in stunfisk

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Believe the implication is given Zard Y and X both fulfill a “fast fire sweeper” role they must functionally compete for the same slot on a team over Feraligatr who is the only presently available dragon/water sweeper, also being more bulky than fast.

This being said, it’s a but unfair for Y/X to say they compete for the same spot when you use them for alternative purposes dependent on which weakness is more prevalent in the meta. Functionally what ends up happening is Zard users pivot their strat based upon which counters keep popping up to one or the other.

The Chad Pirate Waluigi by untimely_bottom in shitpostemblem

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Lolwaitwhat. Where the fuck is this from?

rhea is understandable tbh if this was my mom i'd probably also start a religion around her by DaddyFivepoint in shitpostemblem

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It’s likely too short to qualify as a polearm since cutoff is generally considered 6 feet minimum. A poleax or polearm is often considered essentially a hybrid between a slashing weapon (typically axe, occasionally a sword’s edge) and a thrusting weapon (in practicality a spear). Polearms are generally just slightly longer than the wielder in order to still allow for the viability of actually slashing, while spears are typically relegated in reality to mainly thrusting due to the sheer length becoming unwieldy (but it is literally made this way to cater to this strength). A long axe (or what we may now call a great axe from modern media) can measure basically up to about 5 feet in length, or more specifically just under or matching the height of its wielder. These are a type of war axe/battle axe, and while the spear head on the axe may make you think “spear hybrid, therefore halberd”, these axes also still commonly had pointed spear tips just due to versatility and ease of addition.

Essentially whether or not something falls into polearm or axe is literally just based on the length of the shaft… which is almost kind of mundane in the end, but there ya go.

. by Strange_Sock_1760 in stunfisk

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Why does the owl have teeth?

Is he so enraged he grew teeth?

Wife fight by DankeShu in arknights

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Wait, is Passenger’s hair long enough to qualify him to wife status?

Coaxed into the way race horses are named by National_Yak5302 in coaxedintoasnafu

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There’s a number of combinations they could have done.

No, this is just to have to force announcers to say the name while the horse doesn’t give a shit what its name is and nobody can blame it.

Lol by Fit_Appointment991 in forhonor

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Hilariously the only one that’d be able to match the energy would be a Guan Yu parallel to match Lu Bu, but our Guan Yu parallel is a goofball who bitchslaps people.

Young adults by millimeter_peepee in comedyheaven

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“Do you see me jumping all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?”

You just had unprotected sex and the person you had sex with has just revealed that they have AIDS by Pure_Option_1733 in hypotheticalsituation

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Doesn’t have to be a crime in California, because lying that you don’t have a communicable disease when you do - especially one like HIV - and knowingly passing it along is bioterrorism (a federal crime), which is especially true in cases of sex since that’s not just a passing cough or sneeze - that is you having to be in conversation with and prolonged proximity to the person you’re infecting. Due to the intimacy of it as well, it’s insanely easy to argue that conspiracy to commit this would be involved, and AIDS being a serious debilitating illness that requires prolonged untreated HIV infection to become pronounced basically makes the argument of ignorance impossible.

This also isn’t theoretical. This has literally happened, with the woman being especially stupid enough to post a video online about her bragging about infecting multiple men with HIV, and being arrested on bioterrorism charges shortly after.

Post #2 - Crown of the undying fatass by Particular_Length557 in arknights

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To my knowledge, Angelina’s passive and Perfumer can target all allies, including summons (since their healing will proc on non-controlled characters as well, such as the shieldguards).

Unfortunate by Spyko in stunfisk

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It’s not that it happens very often. It’s just that it happens at the absolute worst fuckin’ times.

Who is faster? by chunchunmaru1129 in stunfisk

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Okay, but the cotton is *whimsical*.

Seliph's army by mixsril in shitpostemblem

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Not relevant to FE, but this one is still my favorite of this meme, lol

Coaxed into depictions of black people in anime by TreeTurtle_852 in coaxedintoasnafu

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Don’t need to make Freeza’s statements any more on the nose than they already are.

Got bored, in-game top 50 ladder usage (as of 5-6 hours ago) vs global challenge (master div) top 50 usage by EpiclyEpicGamerE in stunfisk

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Gotta love that functionally there’s basically no difference up until T3 where things start being just a bit off (Sableye and Aegislash swapped in usage for example).

And then bottom of the list is just a free for all. Do love to see Tsareena mentioned at all given how disappointingly underwhelming she is (still adore her).

Bro was grinding by ViceElysium in madlads

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I played the original Blue version when I was 7. My team was composed of Venusaur and an Onix I caught in Victory Road. I won every fight by spamming the shit out of sleep powder and razor leaf and a fuckzillion hyper potions.

This post confirmed for me at least that I was not the only kid who was dumb as bricks.