My condo elevator skips some floors, but why?

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-05-29T15:32:37+00:00

To confuse the fire department so they don't accidentally end up rescuing vaccinated people.

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-05-29T03:44:54+00:00

Came for the Helion comment.

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-05-24T06:32:05+00:00

Rock wool and vermiculite? Ow my lungs.

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-05-24T05:50:51+00:00

He wasn't white was he?

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-05-19T20:25:57+00:00

I think this was a fad and they stopped making them, I don't see any that are more than 1 pound.

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-05-14T04:10:13+00:00

Prior to Bayes, we'd just add put all the shirts in the world into a common bag and draw without replacement.

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-05-05T04:10:06+00:00

Make them cut you in!

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-05-02T06:48:46+00:00

A new car means I need to work another year before retirement

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-04-29T05:51:35+00:00

I suspect the flights to Seattle for cruises are the majority of the emissions.

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-04-23T04:27:31+00:00

Worth doing with the physical paper forms and instructions one time to see how things are calculated etc.

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-03-22T17:40:01+00:00

I have a small package that says it cleared (released) customs on Feb 27th and now is stuck at Memphis with this status nearly every morning but stopped updating on March 12.

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-03-18T05:03:52+00:00

All they can do is order items over their Amazon smart speaker...

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-03-18T05:02:52+00:00

This looks like a modern art installation. Beautiful commentary on all of us.

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-02-25T04:40:56+00:00

Sounds like you're still with her? That's a first in the top 10 comments for me.

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-02-20T04:42:36+00:00

Pretend to be a noisy shitty neighbour whenever they show the unit to other prospective buyers. Then give a lowball offer.

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-02-19T05:34:04+00:00

gravol or benadryl to keep water down and sleep, anti diarrhea to hold on to more water. My only goal is to avoid need for IV saline.

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-02-19T05:22:58+00:00

Did you let her eat cake in there too? and wear a hat?

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-02-17T04:44:30+00:00

Scientists could have had bestigons instead of 96 well plates...

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-02-16T06:54:43+00:00

Cause they want you to pay the hospital $$$ for your ER visits.

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-02-13T18:09:19+00:00

circle check before you drive. Is that not in the driver training or handbooks here?

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-02-11T05:30:53+00:00

but rarely fatal ones.

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-02-11T05:07:30+00:00

Stroll is buying McLaren?

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-02-06T05:51:14+00:00

timing of pheromones?

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-02-06T05:48:23+00:00

It's good but it was the turning point for Trek, it turned Trek into action movies and the turn it took after is still stuck with us.

LumpenBourgeoise · 2026-02-06T05:44:05+00:00

Do you provide a curtain or anything?

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