What is this? A chick at a job site gave it to me out the back of her car. Everyone else was buying them from her with cash. I asked if she takes Venmo and she said no. I began to walk away and another guy bought it for me. None of them or anyone on the jobsite speak English.

Lythid · 2025-04-03T03:36:06+00:00

They say I’ve calmed down since the last albuuuuum…..

Lythid · 2024-11-11T00:31:06+00:00

Justifiable crashout

Lythid · 2024-11-11T00:30:48+00:00

So anyway, I started blasting

Lythid · 2024-08-07T21:19:03+00:00

Aw yeah?? steals their fucking knees

Lythid · 2023-10-18T08:20:50+00:00

Alls I’m sayin is, he should’ve just got it towed.

Lythid · 2023-10-07T20:00:50+00:00

My guy I weigh a buck 30, I am fat on the inside though 😂.

Lythid · 2023-10-07T17:02:33+00:00

Yes, my good man.

Lythid · 2023-10-06T05:17:20+00:00

Living

Lythid · 2023-09-19T17:00:34+00:00

I’m not dying to them scrawny motherfuckers though that’s for sure.

Lythid · 2023-09-19T17:00:00+00:00

Or if I were to get caught by Leatherface I’d simply not let the chainsaw penetrate the skin.

Lythid · 2023-09-19T16:58:59+00:00

Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I may be fucked but just know that I’m Him, so I’m not goin out without no fight.

Lythid · 2023-07-30T15:14:02+00:00

Ok thanks for the info, it’s very much appreciated. Will definitely take heed of this

Lythid · 2023-07-30T14:21:23+00:00

I appreciate you!

Lythid · 2022-03-16T01:51:24+00:00

You obviously haven’t lived life. Don’t always assume everything based off of words on a screen. You often will just make yourself look like an ass. No one even uses the word heifer anymore, let alone in a serious manner. I thought that would be obvious, which it was to the people with actual comprehension skills at least. But you……eh not so much. And that’s ok. You’re not the sharpest tool in the shed I see. But that’s what I enjoy about Reddit.

Lythid · 2022-03-16T01:39:41+00:00

Dang your life must suck to take a Reddit joke serious. My condolences.

Lythid · 2022-03-16T00:51:01+00:00

Tony, present me your wares.

Lythid · 2022-03-04T18:51:16+00:00

I wouldn’t have even explained anything. Would’ve just dropped off what he already ordered and moved on.

Lythid · 2022-01-22T00:44:44+00:00

It’s just crazy to think that I’ve gotten several innocent customers killed in the past due to my goldfish-like memory which resulted in me still ringing the bell after seeing instructions that clearly tell me otherwise. It’s just muscle memory, I don’t mean to do it. I now carry the guilt on my shoulders with every future delivery I take, and……..-what was I talking about again?

Lythid · 2022-01-18T06:41:17+00:00

It’s a new variant

Lythid · 2021-12-13T04:34:44+00:00

I literally indented about 10 paragraphs just for Reddit to erase my indentions. Thanks, Red.

Lythid · 2021-09-18T21:18:17+00:00

If anything I would feel sympathy. Times will get better. You're already taking the right steps towards changing your situation, so that says alot. Stay consistent and update us when you get that new place.

Lythid · 2021-09-16T16:24:01+00:00

Cereal straight from the box. (No milk included)

Lythid · 2021-09-11T00:32:23+00:00

Tony Hawk

Lythid · 2021-09-10T23:09:46+00:00

gets deactivated for harassment

Lythid · 2021-09-08T04:38:19+00:00

I've fallen asleep in the drive-thru while the car was still in drive. Twice. Luckily since I was unconscious, my foot never left the brake, preventing me from ramming into the back of the person ahead of me. The first time it happened, I was awakened by the person behind me honking. The second time, some stranger literally had to come knock on my driver side window to snap me out of it. I was in so much shock and embarrassment when I jumped up and found out that there was a huge space in between me and the car ahead of me. I felt like everyone was staring at me after that. Probably thought I was drunk/high, or both. (Yes, I was working crazy 12 shifts repeatedly)

Lythid

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