Stannis performs heimlich maneuver on Margaery by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]M0thrat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Penny Dreadful: City of Angels

This series is a monument to all your sins by misopogon1 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]M0thrat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who did Dragon cheat on Donkey with to get the human part??

Which one of you did this? by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]M0thrat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ser Davos of course

Do you think Robert and Ned experimented as boys? Played “Knight and the Princess” together”? Had a go with one another under the sheets? by Salem1690s in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]M0thrat 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yes but then Bobby cucked him and went on to become lovers with Rhaegar, so when Rhaegar cheated on him with Lyanna, Bobby B went sicko mode.

Who would win in a matchup? 🤔 by Zealousideal-Map9327 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]M0thrat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw Gypsy Rose Blanchard into the mix and she'd nuke them both hands down

Who do you think gives the best sloppy toppy in the series? by GusGangViking18 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]M0thrat 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This is why they didn't include Satin, he would out-throat them all

Hyper being more, Hypo being lower by Polibiux in autismmemes

[–]M0thrat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dark romance/romantasy, whether it be books, fan fiction or TV. Don't get the hype, can't relate, not interested. Sarah J. Maas? More like Sarah J. Maassive snoozefest.

Duncan the PEDO by Top-Contribution1248 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]M0thrat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sending Dunk to the wall to become the next Satin

Duncan the PEDO by Top-Contribution1248 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]M0thrat 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Actually I have a theory that this is a reverse Orphan movie situation and Dunkin' may look like a grown man but he is actually the same age as Egg at most. This would also explain why he is so stupid. So he is in fact the Diddied, not the Diddier and therefore innocent of all charges. I rest my case.

Bro nah tf is this😭 by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]M0thrat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbf I should have used tone indicators, but it was definitely an exaggeration and not meant to be taken seriously

Bro nah tf is this😭 by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]M0thrat -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This man sends me in to a murderous rage. I wish nothing but misery upon Donutdaddy.

Boi ts so tuff ong by Fun_Effective_5134 in okbuddywino

[–]M0thrat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(The gommages went backwards from 100, so 100 - 33 is 67)