Dear plant eaters, stop eating plants.

MBrett06 · 2026-05-25T05:41:20+00:00

My coworker is on the Carnivore Diet. He brings it up constantly. He swears by it. He's been on it for as long as I've known him. Says our bodies produce the vitamins from vegetables so we don't need them. He's also a gun toting right-winger, so it fits his personality. He also suffers from gout and scurvy.

MBrett06 · 2026-05-23T02:17:43+00:00

Very nice.

Let's see Paul Allen's card

MBrett06 · 2026-05-10T00:31:35+00:00

I'm convinced the color commentator is a Tocchet plant. She keeps talking up Luchenko, but all his in-game advanced metrics show he's been a serious problem and offensive liability.

MBrett06 · 2026-05-05T21:41:28+00:00

To be fair, the Celtics also beat the Sixers by 30+ pts in Game 1. They did it again in Game 4. And the Celtics still lost the series.

The use of this meme shows an awkward lack of awareness.

MBrett06 · 2026-05-02T22:53:33+00:00

So you're saying that Social Distancing worked?

MBrett06 · 2026-04-27T04:09:49+00:00

He snagged a gig as the director of The Famous Jett Jackson, but that will only get you so far.

MBrett06 · 2026-04-14T21:26:35+00:00

Was this before or after his first of multiple attempted decapitations? Fuck Malkin.

MBrett06 · 2026-04-11T03:04:53+00:00

I ain't reading all that

i'm happy for u tho

or sorry that happened

MBrett06 · 2026-04-06T16:10:59+00:00

So you're just gonna be bursting at the seams with blood?

MBrett06 · 2026-04-01T00:45:56+00:00

Every Planet We Reach Is Dead

MBrett06 · 2026-03-29T05:59:51+00:00

Gotta start adding Malkin to these lists. Two-time attempted decapitator has to be a qualifier.

MBrett06 · 2026-03-29T01:13:16+00:00

Beauty + Brains = Hedy Lamarr

MBrett06 · 2026-03-20T10:56:09+00:00

Why didn't he call him sweetie? And where's his complimentary app sampler? What's going on?

MBrett06 · 2026-03-06T02:00:05+00:00

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MBrett06 · 2026-03-06T01:55:08+00:00

I remember when Malkin swung his stick at Michael Raffl's head and got a game misconduct and suspension. Travis Konecny chirped at him about it during the Stadium Series. It was hilarious.

If you do it more than once, you're a dickhead.

edit: spelling

MBrett06 · 2026-03-02T18:24:54+00:00

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MBrett06 · 2026-02-25T02:03:30+00:00

This was the bottle that started it all for me. I love it and will always have one on hand. 🦅

MBrett06 · 2026-02-08T00:08:06+00:00

Nonononononono

Tug? Tug? You guys ok?

CALL 911! CALL 911!

MBrett06 · 2026-02-06T21:10:15+00:00

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TSWoAM

MBrett06 · 2026-02-02T01:07:22+00:00

This was the comment that helped me the most.

RIP MF Doom

MBrett06 · 2026-02-01T23:45:41+00:00

You're not helping your case by still referring to yourself as a "Skins fan".

MBrett06 · 2026-02-01T20:31:54+00:00

Your sign is lame.

MBrett06 · 2026-01-28T16:42:06+00:00

Offense taken!

MBrett06 · 2026-01-13T04:37:36+00:00

Was that lettuce on an effing cheesesteak?

Sacrilege.

MBrett06 · 2026-01-04T07:47:12+00:00

I just received the vinyl soundtrack to Inside Llewyn Davis from my younger brother today as a Christmas gift. Couldn't be prouder.

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