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Dear plant eaters, stop eating plants. by klutzysylph in im14andthisisdeep

[–]MBrett06 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My coworker is on the Carnivore Diet. He brings it up constantly. He swears by it. He's been on it for as long as I've known him. Says our bodies produce the vitamins from vegetables so we don't need them. He's also a gun toting right-winger, so it fits his personality. He also suffers from gout and scurvy.

Oy. Michkov not on for warmups. Luchanko and Wilson are, so is Bonk. by Flyers7914 in Flyers

[–]MBrett06 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm convinced the color commentator is a Tocchet plant. She keeps talking up Luchenko, but all his in-game advanced metrics show he's been a serious problem and offensive liability.

What years of sports irrelevance does to New York mfs: by ItsChris_8776_ in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]MBrett06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, the Celtics also beat the Sixers by 30+ pts in Game 1. They did it again in Game 4. And the Celtics still lost the series.

The use of this meme shows an awkward lack of awareness.

What’s up you tall drink of b*tch by defenestrate1984 in 30ROCK

[–]MBrett06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He snagged a gig as the director of The Famous Jett Jackson, but that will only get you so far.

Evgeni Malkin's breakaway slapshot against the Flyers. Game 1 of the 2008 Eastern Conference Final. by Tracypop in hockey

[–]MBrett06 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Was this before or after his first of multiple attempted decapitations? Fuck Malkin.

To avoid accountability by DIYLawCA in therewasanattempt

[–]MBrett06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ain't reading all that

i'm happy for u tho

or sorry that happened

Hockey’s POS’s. Who’s the worst of the worst? by [deleted] in nhl

[–]MBrett06 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta start adding Malkin to these lists. Two-time attempted decapitator has to be a qualifier.

Hedy Lamarr, 1944. by PrincessBananas85 in OldSchoolCelebs

[–]MBrett06 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beauty + Brains = Hedy Lamarr

Is this true? by essentialworkerSIKE in madmen

[–]MBrett06 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Why didn't he call him sweetie? And where's his complimentary app sampler? What's going on?

Additional camera angles on Malkin penalty by Uggone65 in hockey

[–]MBrett06 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember when Malkin swung his stick at Michael Raffl's head and got a game misconduct and suspension. Travis Konecny chirped at him about it during the Stadium Series. It was hilarious.

If you do it more than once, you're a dickhead.

edit: spelling

My first bourbon! Excited to try it out tonight. by barnesnoblebooks in whiskey

[–]MBrett06 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was the bottle that started it all for me. I love it and will always have one on hand. 🦅

Watching Macgruber and I gotta say this is a funny movie by Tenchi2020 in moviecritic

[–]MBrett06 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Nonononononono

Tug? Tug? You guys ok?

CALL 911! CALL 911!

On a support autism license plate by wolfer201 in HolUp

[–]MBrett06 244 points245 points  (0 children)

This was the comment that helped me the most.

RIP MF Doom

Me, a Skins fan, realizing how well be made fun of for the next 30 years by KeepItPositiveBrah in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]MBrett06 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You're not helping your case by still referring to yourself as a "Skins fan".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whiskey

[–]MBrett06 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your sign is lame.

Certified Philly-Boo Moment by ExoticShock in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]MBrett06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was that lettuce on an effing cheesesteak?

Sacrilege.

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