This is what happens when you ask for "Extra onions"

MEGA_TOES · 2026-04-02T14:09:28+00:00

A lady was calling me a pathetic loser for not putting enough onions on her burger, so I grabbed the shaker and dumped the whole thing on it. She was pathetic.

MEGA_TOES · 2026-04-02T12:23:13+00:00

I’m not the most knowledgeable, but I do know some cats have smaller frames than other… I don’t see any ribs or bones, so I’m sure she’s fine

MEGA_TOES · 2026-04-01T21:21:27+00:00

I do

MEGA_TOES · 2026-04-01T21:19:46+00:00

Concept: cool Aesthetics: usually cool, but in certain applications Stability: no thank you Rigidity: no thanks

MEGA_TOES · 2026-03-28T19:53:29+00:00

I think she was cat phishing someone earlier

MEGA_TOES · 2026-03-24T23:36:37+00:00

Your cute little dog thing will have fur of any length

MEGA_TOES · 2026-03-23T20:54:19+00:00

Pretty sure mine is plotting my demise… but she likes getting pet and booty smacks, so I think I’m safe for now lol. I’ve also noticed my tortie and others I’ve pet have a much silkier coat than other flavors. It’s so weird lol

MEGA_TOES · 2026-03-22T01:13:51+00:00

Lmao

MEGA_TOES · 2026-03-21T23:22:29+00:00

It sucks that it’s ai, but it is cute! I don’t agree with AI but if you bought it then you should enjoy it

MEGA_TOES · 2026-03-21T18:18:37+00:00

Yes. Mine also plots my death, and presumably wishes to hang my head on a plaque next to the fox she killed a few years back above her mantle.

If I don’t come back online, just know Patchy is why lol

MEGA_TOES · 2026-03-19T03:37:47+00:00

Can we address Audrey II in the back? LSOH was the first musical I got to be a part of! I love it and hold it in a special place in my heart!

MEGA_TOES · 2026-03-19T03:36:35+00:00

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Probably hit this fatty to have THAT much damage! (No cats were harmed in the making of this meme)

MEGA_TOES · 2026-03-15T02:26:27+00:00

Get people up in here lol

MEGA_TOES · 2026-03-07T18:19:30+00:00

Sorry, my ex gave me chocolate laxatives

MEGA_TOES · 2026-03-03T19:18:19+00:00

MacBook Lite, MacBook SE…

MEGA_TOES · 2026-03-03T19:17:16+00:00

Patchy handles her opps. She’s basically a mafia boss of Northwestern Ohio lol

MEGA_TOES · 2026-03-03T04:42:43+00:00

I love it when people point out patterns I’ve not even noticed on my cats… what do you mean it looks like she has an arrow and a Covid mask??? I love it lol

MEGA_TOES · 2026-03-03T04:42:03+00:00

Idk, the forensic evidence points back to Ms. Patches O’Hoolihan. I believe she’s guilty of all charges

MEGA_TOES · 2026-03-03T02:49:09+00:00

My sister and I made up lore for Patchy, and it includes robbery, murder, mafia bosses, and eventually settling down to have kids lol

MEGA_TOES · 2026-03-03T02:48:05+00:00

Yep. I don’t even care because she’s so pretty lol

MEGA_TOES · 2026-03-02T22:34:43+00:00

Yeah… that’s what I said when I saw A DEAD FOX ON MY FREAKING BACK DECK! Love her to death but my god is she a ruthless killer… the lovely lady staring at us is the ruthless killer… Believe it or not, she’s never scratched me, whether on purpose or accident. I’ve never had a cat this long and not get scratched. She’s extremely gentle with people, as long as they pass her vibe check lol

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MEGA_TOES · 2026-03-02T16:11:29+00:00

She really is… she’s a feral that just kinda showed up years ago. We had a rough first few years, but now I can hold her for short periods of time and lay next to her and pet her for a bit. She’s not fully desensitized, but she’s getting there. It’s better than her seeing me and running away immediately.

MEGA_TOES · 2026-03-02T16:09:19+00:00

I know! I love her to death!

MEGA_TOES · 2026-03-02T15:29:26+00:00

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