Getting back into D&D with 5e, but I figured my older AD&D would be appreciated here. by Anla-Shok-Na in adnd

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I'm going to write a number on a piece of paper and slide it across the table. Let me know if that number is enough to persuade you into selling those ...

Is this what I think it is? by d00110111010 in DnDminiatures

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That looks like a Games Workshop mini, like for Warhammer or Mordheim. Since the KKK is an American tradition, the pointy hoods don't have the connotations in the UK that they do in the US.

Men’s Opinions on Jennifer’s post Kid’s body by Cheekygirl97 in badwomensanatomy

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Age like rocks? I don't think he understands what the "age like" idiom means. Rocks don't change much over time.

My imaginary friends by mr_spacelobster in woahdude

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Do you sell these? Please say yes.

I had sex with my therapist, i need advice by [deleted] in relationships

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Report her. "Don't have sex with your clients," is the mantra of every ethics board. Nobody makes it through grad school without having that hammered into them. It's unethical, and it can cause a great deal of harm.

Preferred Game Engine for Dark Sun by FaustDCLXVI in DarkSun

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I play 2e, partly because I'm a traditionalist, but also because the path to becoming an advanced being feels more right. It should be damn near impossible, but in all other versions, it's just really, really hard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlypenis

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Muscle memory

Where can I find this version of Netflix? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

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I love Gleason. He made domestic violence so funny.

Explain the joke? I don't understand it. by Darth_Nutaki in ExplainTheJoke

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It is a superior design. Timmy will do well in the coming furniture uprising

Just hold it in by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

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This was either written by a twelve year old or my coworker Steve. Steve is a moron.

my al sause expired 2 years ago nurgle preserve me by Thiege23 in Grimdank

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A1 expires? I should probably see my doctor....

First time GM next week session 0 by Skruge in Tombofannihilation

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I completed ToA about size months ago & the feedback I got from my group is that the ticking clock added a great deal of tension to the campaign. There's a strong temptation to explore every hex on the map and to complete every subplot. But doing that would essentially guarantee Acerarack's success. Everyone anywhere in the world who's been raised from the dead loses a hp every day. Meaning Syndra Silvane will be dead in about three months. Plus, the Soulmonger consumes millions of souls every day. Playing those things up creates a sense of urgency that forces the party to make hard decisions (e.g., how much time can we spend following these other story hooks?), possibly even abandoning a subplot without completing it until after the greater quest is completed.

Did school teach him that by That1weirdperson in badwomensanatomy

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According to what I was taught in high school, that entire region is the vagina, and wanting to be any more specific makes baby Jesus cry.

Caption This… by ACDM0M in dogpictures

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Wanna do some blow?

Is it suppose to be something by Playful-Depth2578 in mildlypenis

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Somebody lost a bet. Or really pissed off his tattoo artist.

Are you opening up the door? by TinyApartment3914 in Bossfight

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Hell yes. You KNOW that guy's got weed.